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Finger Lickin’ Good Reviews From Porn O’Phile

October 5, 2008

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sinenapremierefinal.jpgReviewed are SUITE DREAMS (TitanMen.Com), MEASURE UP (C1R.Com), BAR BACK (RagingStallion.Com), HOT SPOT (C1R.Com), LOCK DOWN (RagingStallion.Com), EASY RIDERS (C1R.Com), KIP NOLL & THE WESTSIDE BOYS – 30TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION (C1R.Com), ALL YOU CAN EAT (XY-Studios.Us), HEAD MASTERS (VCAPictures.Com), softcore I DREAMT UNDER THE WATER (TLAReleasing.Com), book UNCENSORED (VillageLighthouse.Com), and softcore book RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO (MovingFingerPress.Com).

BUT FIRST: Here's a new photo of me after interviewing ten models, the producer, the director, the videographer, and the make-up artist on a movie set--for FIVE HOURS solid. The very kind producer didn’t want anyone on the set to feel left out. I agreed, they were all so charming. The result is that they’ll each get about two words in the competed article and then teach their children to hate journalists. My hair was black when I started. Read more

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Falcon Reviews with TRAILERS, and a Whole Lot More

June 22, 2008

Reviewed are MASSIVE (ColtStudioGroup.com), WORKIN’ HARD, WINTER HEAT, and JOCKS SNOWTRIP VOL. 5 BIG BEAR (FalconStudios.com), OPEN HOUSE (Titanmen.com), CHI CHI LARUE’s BOSS MAN, DOUG JEFFRIES’ FOREVER YOUNG, and WILLIAM HIGGINS’ JOCKS (C1R.com), and LATIN PINGA POSSE (HighDriveVOD.com).

If you’ve ever seen a COLT movie, you know what their men are like. If you haven’t it’s hard to describe them. Michaelanglican? Mountainous? Muscular? Well, MASSIVE (ColtStudioGroup.com) isn’t a bad basic word for them. But beyond their monumental aspect, each has a personality which is deftly expressed in the erotic interaction of a scene. It’s like someone had animated the paintings of Quaintance, or the excellent sensitive-superhero comics-plus-sex issued by Class Comics. Darin Hawk and Ricky Parks are both heroic statues, but as an office manager, Hawks’ face subtly expresses erotic anxiety at the sight of delivery man Ricky Parks, whereas Parks’ simple features are a mask of wry sexual understanding. He gallantly initiates the action by blowing love-struck Hawk before buggering him on hiss chic suspended desk in front of an enormous example of Modern Art. Read more

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