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BUT FIRST: Here's a new photo of me after interviewing ten models, the producer, the director, the videographer, and the make-up artist on a movie set--for FIVE HOURS solid. The very kind producer didn’t want anyone on the set to feel left out. I agreed, they were all so charming. The result is that they’ll each get about two words in the competed article and then teach their children to hate journalists. My hair was black when I started. Read more

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BUT FIRST: Some Purr-Verse.

When starting to fall for an anus you’re in,
Remember with all of your might
You’re really just fucking your penis’s skin
An anus just holds tight.

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Sex comes sweeping out of an empty, uncaring universe, distorting all man’s plans in COPPERHEAD CANYON (TitanMen.com). This movie is by director Joe Gage. What else do you need? Go get it. Gage’s forest is the setting for primitive interaction, like forests in Shakespeare or Spenser. In any other directors’ work, sex between two guys handcuffed to a tree would be mere kink. Read more

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Alex, Giger, Chad, Dak, Damien, Derek, Diesel, Sol, Ram, Ford, Rick, Buff, Trey, Vinnie D'Angelo -- Just the cast’s names in Brian Mills’ FOLSOM PRISON (TitanMen.com) could have you hard and hand-jobbing before you even play this masterful movie. It’s very much in the Joe Gage tradition of virile men testing their own and one another’s masculine limits. There’s no question of homosexual acts being equated with femininity. The gayer, the butch-er. Men not only get fucked, fisted, and pissed on. They get watched being fucked, fisted, and pissed on (once through one-way glass, and one interrogation-room door is left wide-open!). Read more

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