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Reviewed are SUITE DREAMS (TitanMen.Com), MEASURE UP (C1R.Com), BAR BACK (RagingStallion.Com), HOT SPOT (C1R.Com), LOCK DOWN (RagingStallion.Com), EASY RIDERS (C1R.Com), KIP NOLL & THE WESTSIDE BOYS – 30TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION (C1R.Com), ALL YOU CAN EAT (XY-Studios.Us), HEAD MASTERS (VCAPictures.Com), softcore I DREAMT UNDER THE WATER (TLAReleasing.Com), book UNCENSORED (VillageLighthouse.Com), and softcore book RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO (MovingFingerPress.Com).

BUT FIRST: Here's a new photo of me after interviewing ten models, the producer, the director, the videographer, and the make-up artist on a movie set--for FIVE HOURS solid. The very kind producer didn’t want anyone on the set to feel left out. I agreed, they were all so charming. The result is that they’ll each get about two words in the competed article and then teach their children to hate journalists. My hair was black when I started. Read more

Popularity: 2% [?]

Tags: Chi Chi Larue, cock, dildo, Gay, gay porn, JACK WRANGLER, RagingStallion, TitanMen, TLAReleasing, WILLIAM HIGGINS

Porn O’Phile Waxes Poetically - And Reviews Some Hot Porn Too!

Reviewed are DOUBLE STANDARD – DIRECTOR’S EXPANDED EDIT (TitanMen.com), FRIENDLY FORCE (JamieHendrix.Com), SWALLOW MY PRIDE (AmateurStraightGuys.Com),THE SUBWAY (FrenchConnXXX.Com), SOLDIER’S SECRET (VCAPictures.Com), YOUNG LATEENO BAREBACKERS 1 (ZVidz.Com), CRUISING FOR SEX: SEX MOTEL (CFSPorn.Com), FITLADS (SealProductions.Com), HUNG VACATION (BlueLagoonMovies.Com), THE TWINS AND 10” TWINKS (MiamiStudios.Com), and softcore 3-DAY WEEKEND (TLAReleasing.Com).

BUT FIRST: Some Purr-Verse.

When starting to fall for an anus you’re in,
Remember with all of your might
You’re really just fucking your penis’s skin
An anus just holds tight.

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Tags: BAREBACKERS, cock, Francois Sagat, FrenchConnXXX, gay porn, leather, michael lucas, TitanMen, TLAReleasing, twink, VCAPictures

What’s Your Fetish? SINema’s Got It…

Reviewed are BROTHER’S REUNION (LucasEntertainment.Com), MANPLAY DOUBLE PACK (DON’T ASK DON’T TELL and AT LARGE) (TitanMen.com), BAREBACK CUMPARTY 8 – WET ‘N’ STICKY (OTBVideo.Com), DISCIPLINING THE UNDISCIPLINED ATHLETE and LESSON WELL LEARNED (BijouWorld.com), CM5 MAXIMUS (CenturionPicturesXXX.Com), LATIN JOCKS (RagingStallion.Com), DOUBLE DICK THE TWINKS (CFSPorn.Com), and softcore DANTE’S INFERNO (TLAVideo.Com).

BUT FIRST: I suppose everyone is looking forward to Gus Van Sant’s movie “MILK,” starring Sean Penn as Harvey Milk, the openly gay San Francisco Supervisor who was assassinated by a crazed colleague in 1978. The trailer is available on YouTube HERE, and I daresay many other places online as well. I just watched it, and I want to say that Penn certainly has made himself resemble Harvey physically, and even seems to have captured some of his casually, coyly flirtatious aspect. I had been afraid they were going to make Harvey pompous and grave. I knew Harvey to speak to when he was in the orbit of genius stage director Tom O’Horgan in the 1960s in New York. Read more

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Tags: arpad miklos, Bareback, gay porn, leather, LucasEntertainment, Michael Brandon, RagingStallion, TitanMen, tommy deluca, Tyler Saint

Porn O’Phile Will Fuel Your Desire With Premium Content

Reviewed are COPPERHEAD CANYON (TitanMen.com), ROMAN’S HOLIDAY (FalconStudios.Com), THIRSTY – DIRECTOR’S EXTENDED EDITION (LucasEnterprises.Com), JOCK ITCH 2: BALLS TO THE WALL (RagingStallion.Com), UP COUNTRY (RidgelineFilms.com), YOUNG BOYS ON THE SIDE (VCAPictures.Com), DA HATING GAME (Thugmart.Com), and softcore ANOTHER GAY SEQUEL: GAYS GONE WILD (TLAReleasing.Com).

BUT FIRST: Take a look at this charming VINTAGE ADONIS VIDEO of erotica from the not-too-distant past, and feel grateful for what we have now (video recommended by Scottrene1, moderator of Gay Theatre Exchange International).

Sex comes sweeping out of an empty, uncaring universe, distorting all man’s plans in COPPERHEAD CANYON (TitanMen.com). This movie is by director Joe Gage. What else do you need? Go get it. Gage’s forest is the setting for primitive interaction, like forests in Shakespeare or Spenser. In any other directors’ work, sex between two guys handcuffed to a tree would be mere kink. Read more

Popularity: 38% [?]

Tags: Falcon, gay porn, Jason Ridge, michael lucas, RagingStallion, Thugmart, TitanMen, TLAReleasing, VCAPictures

Sizzling Summer SINsational Hits From Porn O’Phile

Reviewed are GRUNTS OF FISTING: ARM OF ONE (RagingStallion.Com), SURPRISE PACKAGE (TitanMen.Com), SUMMER MEMORIES, INDECENT PROPOSAL, and AFTERPARTY (FalconStudios.Com), BOYS DON’T CRY and THE FARM (Mans-Art.Com), and TRICKS AND TREATS and BIGGER STRONGER HARDER (VCAPictures.Com).

But first, there’s a FREE TRAILER for a movie that’s coming out in September, FRIENDLY FORCE (JamieHendrix.Com), HERE. At bottom of page, click on "I AGREE ENTER SITE," and you should be taken right to the page with the trailer video. Some viewers may have to click "RE-PLAY TRAILER" at the bottom of that page.

GRUNTS OF FISTING: ARM OF ONE (RagingStallion.Com) is yet another refinement by director David Hempling of producer Chris Wards’s monomaniacally masculine vision of manual/anal congress. In a dark netherworld composed of khaki tarps and camouflage netting, men wearing boots, tattoos, body jewelry, and shiny black gloves invade other guys’ resilient assholes (once with a gun, once over a steaming jeep). Read more

Popularity: 55% [?]

Tags: Chris Ward, cock, dildo, Erik Rhodes, Falcon, gay porn, RagingStallion, TitanMen, VCAPictures, Zak Spears

First Twink to Paging Dr. Finger - This Week on SINema

Reviewed are HOTTER THAN HELL (RagingStallion.com), WAREHOUSE (TitanMen.com), MUG SHOTS (DirtyBirdPictures.com), PAGING DR. FINGER (HotHouse.com), THE BEST OF THUGPORN 2 (PitbullProductions.com), FLAVAMEN JUNIOR YEAR (FlavaMen.com), FIRE IN THE HOLE and HIS FIRST TWINK (VCAPictures.com), JR. HOTTIE SPORTS CLUB (GayMagix.com), and SANTO DOMINGO UNCUT #1 (PapiCock.com).

But First: PRODUCERS, PLEASE DON’T SAY “NO” TO MY PLEAS! For the love of nonexistent God, will you please, please, pleeeeeease stop putting previews which one can’t speed through or click past at the top of your DVDs? Or just not put previews there at all? It’s bad enough that we have to sit through compliance forms and “don’t duplicate” screens and safe sex reminders, but then to have to watch trailers, sometimes even TRAILERS FOR THE MOVIE WE’VE ALREADY RENTED OR BOUGHT!!!!! What is that???? I keep thinking that the trailer (or trailers) is (or are) the movie, and I open my pants, and then wham! Read more

Popularity: 82% [?]

Tags: Gay, Hot House, RagingStallion, THUGPORN, Tiger Tyson, TitanMen

8 Great Reviews and 4 FREE Hot Trailers

Reviewed are RED HANKY (HotHouse.com), FLATIRON FUCKERS (LucasEntertainment.com), HOME BODIES (RagingStallion.com), MANPLAY DOUBLE PACK (Titanmen.com), JIZZY TOYBOYZ (StreetBoys.eu), BOYS@WORK (XY-Studios.us), FUCKING TWINKS 2 (8TeenBoy.com), and HOLLA BACK BOI (Thugmart.com).

In order to enjoy the fantastic artistry of Renaissance painting, you have to accustom yourself to images of crucifixion, impalement by spear or arrows, excoriation (flaying), and incineration of saints and martyrs. Similarly, if you want to enjoy the beauty and masculinity and piggish sexuality of incredibly handsome Tyler Saint and his cohort demigods, Ian McQueen, Josh Edwards, Daxx Reed, Wolf Hudson, Jessie Balboa, Luke Spears, and Nick Piston in RED HANKY (HotHouse.com) you are going to have to watch black-gloved, Criscoed fists being slowly, then rapidly, inserted into the enlarged, then engorged anuses of ravishing men being ravished in chain-slings while wearing chaps without seats in them. A nice quality: these guys put the “fist” into “sophistication” (or vice-versa). Read more

Popularity: 47% [?]

Tags: gay porn, Hot House, Jason Sizemore, LucasEntertainment, Michael Brandon, RagingStallion, Thugmart, TitanMen

Bend Over for These Nine Hot Reviews

Reviewed are Mills’ FOLSOM PRISON (TitanMen.com), BEARS @ WORK (CyberBears.com), MASTERS & SERVANTS (RagingStallion.com), XXX FOOT SEX (PacificSunEntertainment.com), SPORTY BALLS (HelixStudios.net), TOTAL IMPACT and 19 GOOD MEN (BijouWorld.com), FAN BASE (PacificSunEntertainment.com), and softcore HELL’S GROUND (TLAReleasing.com)

Alex, Giger, Chad, Dak, Damien, Derek, Diesel, Sol, Ram, Ford, Rick, Buff, Trey, Vinnie D'Angelo -- Just the cast’s names in Brian Mills’ FOLSOM PRISON (TitanMen.com) could have you hard and hand-jobbing before you even play this masterful movie. It’s very much in the Joe Gage tradition of virile men testing their own and one another’s masculine limits. There’s no question of homosexual acts being equated with femininity. The gayer, the butch-er. Men not only get fucked, fisted, and pissed on. They get watched being fucked, fisted, and pissed on (once through one-way glass, and one interrogation-room door is left wide-open!). Read more

Popularity: 52% [?]

Tags: cock, FOLSOM, gay porn, Joe Gage, RagingStallion, TitanMen, TLAReleasing, twink

Cute to Scary Movies. Professional Note. Personal Note.

Reviewed are CHAINSAW – DIRECTOR’S EXPANDED EDIT (Titanmen.com), THE 4TH FLOOR (RagingStallion.com), TOP BRASS – MILITARY ISSUE 2 (C1R.com), PHYS-ED BUTT BULLIES (GayMagix.com), ACE IN YOUR FACE (C1R.com), softcore KNOCKOUT! (VillageLighthouse.com), ALLEYBOYS (C1R.com), MUSCLE BEAR TRAP (GayMagix.com), and BI-OLOGY (C1R.com)

PROFESSIONAL NOTE: Even though Blu-Ray has won the format war, some producers who over-invested in HD Widescreen are still issuing movies made in that form, but nowhere designating them as Widescreen (not any of the producers reviewed below, by the way). When opened on conventional players, the figures in these movies are scrunched in tightly so that they look starvation-thin. I am personally tired of putting movies onto my player and discovering to my surprise that the models all resemble giraffes when standing, and hippopotami when lying down. I imagine porn-customers may be tired of this as well. When a fellow rents a DVD on Friday and heads home for a weekend of wanking, he may not like being confronted with deformed monsters where he expected perfect men. I know why producers feel they have to issue these products; they cost money to make and that money must be made back. But let us hope that soon that backstock of ill-advised production runs out, so that this unfortunate inundation of unacknowledged, malformed movies will soon be ended. Read more

Popularity: 21% [?]

Tags: channel 1, Chi Chi Larue, Joe Gage, Matt Adams, Steve Rambo, TitanMen

Breakers from Bruce Cam and TitanMen

No one has been able to capture intense, unfiltered man-on-man sex in stunning natural settings as masterfully as critically acclaimed director Bruce Cam. For an event as monumental his last adult feature, the GayVN Hall of Fame Director takes a cast of 13 masculine men in the very tradition of TitanMen that he created himself—with 11 TitanMen exclusives including the return of TitanMen exclusive Eduardo, who bottoms for the first time ever onscreen—and directs them in 7 breathtaking scenes teeming with explosive eroticism and unparalleled natural beauty. A truly staggering achievement shot entirely in high-definition, a masterpiece like Breakers does not come along very often, but then again neither do the talents of a filmmaker like Bruce Cam.

The sun beats down on two surfers (TitanMen exclusive Damien Crosse and Jackson Wild) peeling off their wetsuits on the beach. Jackson sucks down every inch of Damien's hefty, uncut dick while furiously batting down on his own hard cock as he works himself into a frenzy. They retreat to a trailer where Damien pounds Jackson’s ass mercilessly. Read more

Popularity: 59% [?]

Tags: alex baresi, arpad miklos, man on man sex, rick van sant, TitanMen, uncut dick

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