David Beckham’s Cock Is Awesome

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DAVID BECKHAM is stopping traffic, literally, in Milan, Italy, now that his sexy new ads for Emporio Armani Underwear have debuted on giant billboards there. The black and white photos, measuring about 3000 square feet, launched at the intersection of via Cusani and via Broletto are a huge distraction, like the bulge between his legs.

The new campaign is stirring a controversy in the US - not with conservatives, but with straight men! Apparently they don't have dicks as big as Beckham and are intimidated - as well they should be. We need to ask Beckham's wife if its real or padded - but who cares - the ads are fucking hot and I'd go down on him faster than a whore on 42nd street.  Check it out. Full size image after the break. Read more

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