iPhone 3G - Best Sex Toy of the Millenium

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Not all sex toys have to go up your butt - although since the new 3G has open applications, some porn nut will most likely think of a way to integrate electro torture into the Apples slick new menu screens. All I have to say about that is... HOT! 

With all the new technology we have, rarely is anything worth getting excited over. Flat screen TV's are great with HD, but waiting for the providers to deliver quality signals has kept a lot of people on the sidelines. This new Apple 3G iPhone is too fucking hot for its own good.

If you aren't excited about it, you're like a virgin talking about sex. You don't know how good it is until you get your first blow job. Get your hands on one of these things and you'll laugh like a little girl - well, some of you probably already do that - but now you will have an excuse!  This is the future, and it's just going to get better. At starting prices of $199, just go and get one - that's cheaper than a night of drinks in West Hollywood.

Apple has an incredible video that you can watch that lasts about 30 minutes. It tells about every feature of the phone and how to use it. CLICK HERE to watch the video. If you plan to watch movies, get the 16GB model, otherwise 8GB should be fine. Forget the standard ear buds - they hurt your ears and have shitty bass. V-Moda's are $99 and well worth it. And there are a ton of hot cases to protect your new toy - Read more

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It was Thursday, I still have two more days of work, and naturally I thought the weekend would be a perfect time to test out the samples given out at the JRL Compound. Read more

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