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Reviewed are SUITE DREAMS (TitanMen.Com), MEASURE UP (C1R.Com), BAR BACK (RagingStallion.Com), HOT SPOT (C1R.Com), LOCK DOWN (RagingStallion.Com), EASY RIDERS (C1R.Com), KIP NOLL & THE WESTSIDE BOYS – 30TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION (C1R.Com), ALL YOU CAN EAT (XY-Studios.Us), HEAD MASTERS (VCAPictures.Com), softcore I DREAMT UNDER THE WATER (TLAReleasing.Com), book UNCENSORED (VillageLighthouse.Com), and softcore book RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO (MovingFingerPress.Com).

BUT FIRST: Here's a new photo of me after interviewing ten models, the producer, the director, the videographer, and the make-up artist on a movie set--for FIVE HOURS solid. The very kind producer didn’t want anyone on the set to feel left out. I agreed, they were all so charming. The result is that they’ll each get about two words in the competed article and then teach their children to hate journalists. My hair was black when I started. Read more

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Porn O’Phile Sounds Off - Sex AND Politics!

EDITORS NOTE: While this is a "sex" site, it's an election year, and it will be impossible to bite our tongues all the time about the craziness going on. Porn O'Phile brings up some good points. And whatever YOU think, make sure you register and educate yourself about the candidates and VOTE - while America is still free! 

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BUT FIRST: I hear a lot of porn-people worrying about the onslaught of internet porn, amateur webcams, and illegitimate duplication of DVDs as threats to the business, but I don’t get much mail concerning what worries me most: what if the Republicans get in again? Encroachments on free speech and privacy have been continuous over the last eight years, and the new figureheads who appear to have a very good chance of Read more

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What’s Your Fetish? SINema’s Got It…

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BUT FIRST: I suppose everyone is looking forward to Gus Van Sant’s movie “MILK,” starring Sean Penn as Harvey Milk, the openly gay San Francisco Supervisor who was assassinated by a crazed colleague in 1978. The trailer is available on YouTube HERE, and I daresay many other places online as well. I just watched it, and I want to say that Penn certainly has made himself resemble Harvey physically, and even seems to have captured some of his casually, coyly flirtatious aspect. I had been afraid they were going to make Harvey pompous and grave. I knew Harvey to speak to when he was in the orbit of genius stage director Tom O’Horgan in the 1960s in New York. Read more

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Porn O’Phile Will Fuel Your Desire With Premium Content

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BUT FIRST: Take a look at this charming VINTAGE ADONIS VIDEO of erotica from the not-too-distant past, and feel grateful for what we have now (video recommended by Scottrene1, moderator of Gay Theatre Exchange International).

Sex comes sweeping out of an empty, uncaring universe, distorting all man’s plans in COPPERHEAD CANYON (TitanMen.com). This movie is by director Joe Gage. What else do you need? Go get it. Gage’s forest is the setting for primitive interaction, like forests in Shakespeare or Spenser. In any other directors’ work, sex between two guys handcuffed to a tree would be mere kink. Read more

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Porn O’Phile’s Hands Full with Channel 1, Lucas Entertainment and More This Week

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Michael Lucas’ romance with Manhattan continues in this lightly-scripted all-action movie, POUNDING THE PAVEMENT (LucasEntertainment.com). Maybe he’s just keeping the pot boiling while waiting for funds or inspiration for another masterpiece like La Dolce Vita or Dangerous Liaisons? Well, here the pot boils very nicely indeed, in three duos and two trios, featuring a drool-producing variety of men both familiar and fresh. Of course, magical Michael’s own appearance in scene four with Claudio Martin and Kurt Wild is the peak (such a peak that Wild shoots two loads), but nothing has been spared to make each scene maximally macho and nasty. Redhead Blu Kennedy is as inexplicably irresistible as ever in a roof-garden rectum-wrecker with two other young males nearly as attractive as he, fucking and getting fucked in full sight of office workers in tall towers with telescopes. Read more

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Sizzling Summer SINsational Hits From Porn O’Phile

Reviewed are GRUNTS OF FISTING: ARM OF ONE (RagingStallion.Com), SURPRISE PACKAGE (TitanMen.Com), SUMMER MEMORIES, INDECENT PROPOSAL, and AFTERPARTY (FalconStudios.Com), BOYS DON’T CRY and THE FARM (Mans-Art.Com), and TRICKS AND TREATS and BIGGER STRONGER HARDER (VCAPictures.Com).

But first, there’s a FREE TRAILER for a movie that’s coming out in September, FRIENDLY FORCE (JamieHendrix.Com), HERE. At bottom of page, click on "I AGREE ENTER SITE," and you should be taken right to the page with the trailer video. Some viewers may have to click "RE-PLAY TRAILER" at the bottom of that page.

GRUNTS OF FISTING: ARM OF ONE (RagingStallion.Com) is yet another refinement by director David Hempling of producer Chris Wards’s monomaniacally masculine vision of manual/anal congress. In a dark netherworld composed of khaki tarps and camouflage netting, men wearing boots, tattoos, body jewelry, and shiny black gloves invade other guys’ resilient assholes (once with a gun, once over a steaming jeep). Read more

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Tags: Chris Ward, cock, dildo, Erik Rhodes, Falcon, gay porn, RagingStallion, TitanMen, VCAPictures, Zak Spears

First Twink to Paging Dr. Finger - This Week on SINema

Reviewed are HOTTER THAN HELL (RagingStallion.com), WAREHOUSE (TitanMen.com), MUG SHOTS (DirtyBirdPictures.com), PAGING DR. FINGER (HotHouse.com), THE BEST OF THUGPORN 2 (PitbullProductions.com), FLAVAMEN JUNIOR YEAR (FlavaMen.com), FIRE IN THE HOLE and HIS FIRST TWINK (VCAPictures.com), JR. HOTTIE SPORTS CLUB (GayMagix.com), and SANTO DOMINGO UNCUT #1 (PapiCock.com).

But First: PRODUCERS, PLEASE DON’T SAY “NO” TO MY PLEAS! For the love of nonexistent God, will you please, please, pleeeeeease stop putting previews which one can’t speed through or click past at the top of your DVDs? Or just not put previews there at all? It’s bad enough that we have to sit through compliance forms and “don’t duplicate” screens and safe sex reminders, but then to have to watch trailers, sometimes even TRAILERS FOR THE MOVIE WE’VE ALREADY RENTED OR BOUGHT!!!!! What is that???? I keep thinking that the trailer (or trailers) is (or are) the movie, and I open my pants, and then wham! Read more

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Tags: Gay, Hot House, RagingStallion, THUGPORN, Tiger Tyson, TitanMen

8 Great Reviews and 4 FREE Hot Trailers

Reviewed are RED HANKY (HotHouse.com), FLATIRON FUCKERS (LucasEntertainment.com), HOME BODIES (RagingStallion.com), MANPLAY DOUBLE PACK (Titanmen.com), JIZZY TOYBOYZ (StreetBoys.eu), BOYS@WORK (XY-Studios.us), FUCKING TWINKS 2 (8TeenBoy.com), and HOLLA BACK BOI (Thugmart.com).

In order to enjoy the fantastic artistry of Renaissance painting, you have to accustom yourself to images of crucifixion, impalement by spear or arrows, excoriation (flaying), and incineration of saints and martyrs. Similarly, if you want to enjoy the beauty and masculinity and piggish sexuality of incredibly handsome Tyler Saint and his cohort demigods, Ian McQueen, Josh Edwards, Daxx Reed, Wolf Hudson, Jessie Balboa, Luke Spears, and Nick Piston in RED HANKY (HotHouse.com) you are going to have to watch black-gloved, Criscoed fists being slowly, then rapidly, inserted into the enlarged, then engorged anuses of ravishing men being ravished in chain-slings while wearing chaps without seats in them. A nice quality: these guys put the “fist” into “sophistication” (or vice-versa). Read more

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Tags: gay porn, Hot House, Jason Sizemore, LucasEntertainment, Michael Brandon, RagingStallion, Thugmart, TitanMen

Bend Over for These Nine Hot Reviews

Reviewed are Mills’ FOLSOM PRISON (TitanMen.com), BEARS @ WORK (CyberBears.com), MASTERS & SERVANTS (RagingStallion.com), XXX FOOT SEX (PacificSunEntertainment.com), SPORTY BALLS (HelixStudios.net), TOTAL IMPACT and 19 GOOD MEN (BijouWorld.com), FAN BASE (PacificSunEntertainment.com), and softcore HELL’S GROUND (TLAReleasing.com)

Alex, Giger, Chad, Dak, Damien, Derek, Diesel, Sol, Ram, Ford, Rick, Buff, Trey, Vinnie D'Angelo -- Just the cast’s names in Brian Mills’ FOLSOM PRISON (TitanMen.com) could have you hard and hand-jobbing before you even play this masterful movie. It’s very much in the Joe Gage tradition of virile men testing their own and one another’s masculine limits. There’s no question of homosexual acts being equated with femininity. The gayer, the butch-er. Men not only get fucked, fisted, and pissed on. They get watched being fucked, fisted, and pissed on (once through one-way glass, and one interrogation-room door is left wide-open!). Read more

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