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Finger Lickin’ Good Reviews From Porn O’Phile

October 5, 2008

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sinenapremierefinal.jpgReviewed are SUITE DREAMS (TitanMen.Com), MEASURE UP (C1R.Com), BAR BACK (RagingStallion.Com), HOT SPOT (C1R.Com), LOCK DOWN (RagingStallion.Com), EASY RIDERS (C1R.Com), KIP NOLL & THE WESTSIDE BOYS – 30TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION (C1R.Com), ALL YOU CAN EAT (XY-Studios.Us), HEAD MASTERS (VCAPictures.Com), softcore I DREAMT UNDER THE WATER (TLAReleasing.Com), book UNCENSORED (VillageLighthouse.Com), and softcore book RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO (MovingFingerPress.Com).

BUT FIRST: Here's a new photo of me after interviewing ten models, the producer, the director, the videographer, and the make-up artist on a movie set--for FIVE HOURS solid. The very kind producer didn’t want anyone on the set to feel left out. I agreed, they were all so charming. The result is that they’ll each get about two words in the competed article and then teach their children to hate journalists. My hair was black when I started. Read more

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Porn O’Phile Sounds Off - Sex AND Politics!

September 14, 2008

p1401.jpgEDITORS NOTE: While this is a "sex" site, it's an election year, and it will be impossible to bite our tongues all the time about the craziness going on. Porn O'Phile brings up some good points. And whatever YOU think, make sure you register and educate yourself about the candidates and VOTE - while America is still free! 

Reviewed are HOTTER THAN HELL PART 2 (RagingStallion.Com), THE FUCK GURU and CREAMING COCKS (VCAPictures.com), CHAOSMEN: SHEAR CHAOS and FUCKED RAW (TipoSesso.Com), POINT ME TOWARD TOMORROW (FrenchConnXXX.com), FUCK CLUB (AmateurStraightGuys.Com), 18 TODAY 24 – GOOD FRIENDS (FrenchConnXXX.Com), HOT CAST -- and an amazing array of huge haunting, almost holy dicks in BLACK TRAINING (Citebeur.Com).

BUT FIRST: I hear a lot of porn-people worrying about the onslaught of internet porn, amateur webcams, and illegitimate duplication of DVDs as threats to the business, but I don’t get much mail concerning what worries me most: what if the Republicans get in again? Encroachments on free speech and privacy have been continuous over the last eight years, and the new figureheads who appear to have a very good chance of Read more

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Camp to Classic… Porn O’Phile Has It All

August 24, 2008

Reviewed are softcore WRANGLER: ANATOMY OF AN ICON (TLAReleasing.Com), DON’T BE SHY (Mans-Art.Com) (depicted at left), COP LUV (VCAPictures.Com), WORKLOADS! (VCAPictures.Com), HOT ASSED HUNKS (VCAPictures.Com), softcore ANOTHER GAY MOVIE (TLAReleasing.Com), hetero, softcore MAN WOMAN AND THE WALL (TLAReleasing.Com).

BUT FIRST: Who knows of an available fluoroscope or MIR or such with which a great cocksucker I know can have x-ray movies made of himself sucking cock, so that we can see the cock inside his throat as he sucks it, or as it fucks his face? Besides their medical uses, these devices, or similar ones, are employed in factories to check joins and welds in machines, in architecture to see into structures without having to break or smash anything, and even occasionally in archaeology for much the same purpose. So doctors, nurses, orderlies, archaeologists, and/or architects e-mail me at gayvideoreview@aol.com. Read more

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Porn O’Phile’s Hands Full with Channel 1, Lucas Entertainment and More This Week

August 10, 2008

Reviewed are POUNDING THE PAVEMENT (LucasEntertainment.com), BIG BIGGER BIGGEST PART 2 (RagingStallion.Com), RAGS TO RICHES, THE BIG ONE, HEAD STRUCK, and TOP BRASS MILITARY ISSUE #3 (C1R.Com), TOMMY LIMA IN BRAZIL (AlexanderPictures.com), CUM TWICE (StreetBoys.Eu), and SINFUL SESSIONS (SinergyFilms.Com).

Michael Lucas’ romance with Manhattan continues in this lightly-scripted all-action movie, POUNDING THE PAVEMENT (LucasEntertainment.com). Maybe he’s just keeping the pot boiling while waiting for funds or inspiration for another masterpiece like La Dolce Vita or Dangerous Liaisons? Well, here the pot boils very nicely indeed, in three duos and two trios, featuring a drool-producing variety of men both familiar and fresh. Of course, magical Michael’s own appearance in scene four with Claudio Martin and Kurt Wild is the peak (such a peak that Wild shoots two loads), but nothing has been spared to make each scene maximally macho and nasty. Redhead Blu Kennedy is as inexplicably irresistible as ever in a roof-garden rectum-wrecker with two other young males nearly as attractive as he, fucking and getting fucked in full sight of office workers in tall towers with telescopes. Read more

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Loads of Reviews. Free Trailers. All from Porn O’Phile.

July 27, 2008

Reviewed are FEARLESS (TreasureIslandMedia.com), 18 TODAY # 23 – FRESH STUFF (FrenchConnXXX.Com), BROADWAY BOYS (GFI.Com.), THE TWINK WHISPERER (PZPProductions.Com), SWALLOW WITH PRIDE (LucasEntertainment.Com), ASSHOLES IN HEAT and BACK DOOR BUDDIES (VCAPictures.Com), BLOWBUDDIES (ASG-MEDIA.com), ORAL 101: SUCK-HOME TRAINING! (GayMagix.Com), book GONE TO THE MOVIES, book RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO, and online video and website THE CAFFE CINO.

How many movies offer you three gang-bangs, an interracial trio, and five rough couples? Try FEARLESS (TreasureIslandMedia.com). After a bestially stimulating first scene of a hairy-backed dude getting relentlessly double-fucked in suffocating close-ups which barely let one glimpse the other guys waiting to get into his ass, the remaining scenes--a younger-older fuck with a cum-spouting asshole, a gray-bearded white dude with tanlines and a Prince Albert bouncing on a thug-dressed black’s boner, an older baldheaded guy rimming and ramming a younger one while sucking on an uplifted young foot, and Sean Storm, as smooth and ebullient as ever, getting fucked by a big ol’ dude with Maori-tattooed arms—all these seem comparatively tame. And that’s just Disc One! Read more

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Falcon Reviews with TRAILERS, and a Whole Lot More

June 22, 2008

Reviewed are MASSIVE (ColtStudioGroup.com), WORKIN’ HARD, WINTER HEAT, and JOCKS SNOWTRIP VOL. 5 BIG BEAR (FalconStudios.com), OPEN HOUSE (Titanmen.com), CHI CHI LARUE’s BOSS MAN, DOUG JEFFRIES’ FOREVER YOUNG, and WILLIAM HIGGINS’ JOCKS (C1R.com), and LATIN PINGA POSSE (HighDriveVOD.com).

If you’ve ever seen a COLT movie, you know what their men are like. If you haven’t it’s hard to describe them. Michaelanglican? Mountainous? Muscular? Well, MASSIVE (ColtStudioGroup.com) isn’t a bad basic word for them. But beyond their monumental aspect, each has a personality which is deftly expressed in the erotic interaction of a scene. It’s like someone had animated the paintings of Quaintance, or the excellent sensitive-superhero comics-plus-sex issued by Class Comics. Darin Hawk and Ricky Parks are both heroic statues, but as an office manager, Hawks’ face subtly expresses erotic anxiety at the sight of delivery man Ricky Parks, whereas Parks’ simple features are a mask of wry sexual understanding. He gallantly initiates the action by blowing love-struck Hawk before buggering him on hiss chic suspended desk in front of an enormous example of Modern Art. Read more

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