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September 21, 2008

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Reviewed are DOUBLE STANDARD – DIRECTOR’S EXPANDED EDIT (TitanMen.com), FRIENDLY FORCE (JamieHendrix.Com), SWALLOW MY PRIDE (AmateurStraightGuys.Com),THE SUBWAY (FrenchConnXXX.Com), SOLDIER’S SECRET (VCAPictures.Com), YOUNG LATEENO BAREBACKERS 1 (ZVidz.Com), CRUISING FOR SEX: SEX MOTEL (CFSPorn.Com), FITLADS (SealProductions.Com), HUNG VACATION (BlueLagoonMovies.Com), THE TWINS AND 10” TWINKS (MiamiStudios.Com), and softcore 3-DAY WEEKEND (TLAReleasing.Com).

BUT FIRST: Some Purr-Verse.

When starting to fall for an anus you’re in,
Remember with all of your might
You’re really just fucking your penis’s skin
An anus just holds tight.

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July 27, 2008

Reviewed are FEARLESS (TreasureIslandMedia.com), 18 TODAY # 23 – FRESH STUFF (FrenchConnXXX.Com), BROADWAY BOYS (GFI.Com.), THE TWINK WHISPERER (PZPProductions.Com), SWALLOW WITH PRIDE (LucasEntertainment.Com), ASSHOLES IN HEAT and BACK DOOR BUDDIES (VCAPictures.Com), BLOWBUDDIES (ASG-MEDIA.com), ORAL 101: SUCK-HOME TRAINING! (GayMagix.Com), book GONE TO THE MOVIES, book RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO, and online video and website THE CAFFE CINO.

How many movies offer you three gang-bangs, an interracial trio, and five rough couples? Try FEARLESS (TreasureIslandMedia.com). After a bestially stimulating first scene of a hairy-backed dude getting relentlessly double-fucked in suffocating close-ups which barely let one glimpse the other guys waiting to get into his ass, the remaining scenes--a younger-older fuck with a cum-spouting asshole, a gray-bearded white dude with tanlines and a Prince Albert bouncing on a thug-dressed black’s boner, an older baldheaded guy rimming and ramming a younger one while sucking on an uplifted young foot, and Sean Storm, as smooth and ebullient as ever, getting fucked by a big ol’ dude with Maori-tattooed arms—all these seem comparatively tame. And that’s just Disc One! Read more

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Juvie Boys 2 and Auditions 24 from Lucas, and a Suite of Films from The French Connection

June 1, 2008

Reviewed in this edition are JUVIE BOYS 2 and AUDITIONS 24: RAY STAR BOTTOMS, both (LucasEntertainment.com), 18 TODAY 22: NATURE BOYS, STARTING PITCHER, DADDY HUNT 6 – FRAT PACK, WASSUP BRO 2, LEATHER NARCISSUS/CLOUDS, and WORK SECRETS, all (FrenchConnXXX.com), and softcore STORM (TLAreleasing.com).

MUCH prettier than they seem on the cover, JUVIE BOYS 2 (LucasEntertainment.com) have middle European names like Makhalyo Shebedyak and Frantisek Hrciak, but their anatomies are universal and very fine. The advertised drawing-card here is “Watersports, Enemas, Leather, Whips, Ass Fucking, Rough Sex, Paddles, Rimming, Facials, Big dicks, Foot Fucking, Degradation, Kink, Spanking, AND MUCH MORE!” but the selling point is, I think, that the lads performing all these abominations are awfully, awfully good-looking, in great shape, heavenly-hung, horny-holed, and lovingly videographed so that their satiny skins and artfully-arranged hair seem almost touchable. Just to flip through some, just some, Read more

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