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BUT FIRST: Here's a new photo of me after interviewing ten models, the producer, the director, the videographer, and the make-up artist on a movie set--for FIVE HOURS solid. The very kind producer didn’t want anyone on the set to feel left out. I agreed, they were all so charming. The result is that they’ll each get about two words in the competed article and then teach their children to hate journalists. My hair was black when I started. Read more

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Porn O’Phile Waxes Poetically - And Reviews Some Hot Porn Too!

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BUT FIRST: Some Purr-Verse.

When starting to fall for an anus you’re in,
Remember with all of your might
You’re really just fucking your penis’s skin
An anus just holds tight.

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Porn O’Phile Sounds Off - Sex AND Politics!

EDITORS NOTE: While this is a "sex" site, it's an election year, and it will be impossible to bite our tongues all the time about the craziness going on. Porn O'Phile brings up some good points. And whatever YOU think, make sure you register and educate yourself about the candidates and VOTE - while America is still free! 

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BUT FIRST: I hear a lot of porn-people worrying about the onslaught of internet porn, amateur webcams, and illegitimate duplication of DVDs as threats to the business, but I don’t get much mail concerning what worries me most: what if the Republicans get in again? Encroachments on free speech and privacy have been continuous over the last eight years, and the new figureheads who appear to have a very good chance of Read more

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Camp to Classic… Porn O’Phile Has It All

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BUT FIRST: Who knows of an available fluoroscope or MIR or such with which a great cocksucker I know can have x-ray movies made of himself sucking cock, so that we can see the cock inside his throat as he sucks it, or as it fucks his face? Besides their medical uses, these devices, or similar ones, are employed in factories to check joins and welds in machines, in architecture to see into structures without having to break or smash anything, and even occasionally in archaeology for much the same purpose. So doctors, nurses, orderlies, archaeologists, and/or architects e-mail me at gayvideoreview@aol.com. Read more

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Sizzling Summer SINsational Hits From Porn O’Phile

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But first, there’s a FREE TRAILER for a movie that’s coming out in September, FRIENDLY FORCE (JamieHendrix.Com), HERE. At bottom of page, click on "I AGREE ENTER SITE," and you should be taken right to the page with the trailer video. Some viewers may have to click "RE-PLAY TRAILER" at the bottom of that page.

GRUNTS OF FISTING: ARM OF ONE (RagingStallion.Com) is yet another refinement by director David Hempling of producer Chris Wards’s monomaniacally masculine vision of manual/anal congress. In a dark netherworld composed of khaki tarps and camouflage netting, men wearing boots, tattoos, body jewelry, and shiny black gloves invade other guys’ resilient assholes (once with a gun, once over a steaming jeep). Read more

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Bend Over for These Nine Hot Reviews

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Alex, Giger, Chad, Dak, Damien, Derek, Diesel, Sol, Ram, Ford, Rick, Buff, Trey, Vinnie D'Angelo -- Just the cast’s names in Brian Mills’ FOLSOM PRISON (TitanMen.com) could have you hard and hand-jobbing before you even play this masterful movie. It’s very much in the Joe Gage tradition of virile men testing their own and one another’s masculine limits. There’s no question of homosexual acts being equated with femininity. The gayer, the butch-er. Men not only get fucked, fisted, and pissed on. They get watched being fucked, fisted, and pissed on (once through one-way glass, and one interrogation-room door is left wide-open!). Read more

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David Beckham’s Cock Is Awesome

DAVID BECKHAM is stopping traffic, literally, in Milan, Italy, now that his sexy new ads for Emporio Armani Underwear have debuted on giant billboards there. The black and white photos, measuring about 3000 square feet, launched at the intersection of via Cusani and via Broletto are a huge distraction, like the bulge between his legs.

The new campaign is stirring a controversy in the US - not with conservatives, but with straight men! Apparently they don't have dicks as big as Beckham and are intimidated - as well they should be. We need to ask Beckham's wife if its real or padded - but who cares - the ads are fucking hot and I'd go down on him faster than a whore on 42nd street.  Check it out. Full size image after the break. Read more

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Boy Butter Bonerz (Male Enhancement Formula)

by JRL

I really have to say, “the dating scene is a bunch of bull-shit”. These mother fucker out there don’t have any clue what’s going on, and I certainly don’t have time or the patients to stop and teach a class on the subject matter, but I digress and don’t want to start sounding like a jaded, bitter, crybaby of a fool.

I had a date, or booty call with this hot stud that I met at BEVMO (you know the glorified liquor store) his name is Timothy. We shared a very interesting conversation about beer and cheese; we gave each other sexual vibes and promises of hot blowjobs to be exchanged.

It was Thursday, I still have two more days of work, and naturally I thought the weekend would be a perfect time to test out the samples given out at the JRL Compound. Read more

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