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Reviewed are SUITE DREAMS (TitanMen.Com), MEASURE UP (C1R.Com), BAR BACK (RagingStallion.Com), HOT SPOT (C1R.Com), LOCK DOWN (RagingStallion.Com), EASY RIDERS (C1R.Com), KIP NOLL & THE WESTSIDE BOYS – 30TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION (C1R.Com), ALL YOU CAN EAT (XY-Studios.Us), HEAD MASTERS (VCAPictures.Com), softcore I DREAMT UNDER THE WATER (TLAReleasing.Com), book UNCENSORED (VillageLighthouse.Com), and softcore book RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO (MovingFingerPress.Com).

BUT FIRST: Here's a new photo of me after interviewing ten models, the producer, the director, the videographer, and the make-up artist on a movie set--for FIVE HOURS solid. The very kind producer didn’t want anyone on the set to feel left out. I agreed, they were all so charming. The result is that they’ll each get about two words in the competed article and then teach their children to hate journalists. My hair was black when I started. Read more

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Camp to Classic… Porn O’Phile Has It All

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BUT FIRST: Who knows of an available fluoroscope or MIR or such with which a great cocksucker I know can have x-ray movies made of himself sucking cock, so that we can see the cock inside his throat as he sucks it, or as it fucks his face? Besides their medical uses, these devices, or similar ones, are employed in factories to check joins and welds in machines, in architecture to see into structures without having to break or smash anything, and even occasionally in archaeology for much the same purpose. So doctors, nurses, orderlies, archaeologists, and/or architects e-mail me at gayvideoreview@aol.com. Read more

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A Dirty Dozen For You From Porn O’Phile and Free XXX Previews

Reviewed are SERBIA from CollinONeal.Com, HAZZARD ZONE and three others from C1R.com, BREEDER FEVER and five others from FrenchConnXXX.Com, and softcore AN ANGEL NAMED BILLY and three others from Arzitical.Com.

SERBIA (CollinONeal.Com) One hundred and thirty-six minutes is a long time to sit still, but if you must, a hell of a good place to sit is in front of this clear, color-sharp movie. I’m not real sure where Serbia is, but according to this movie its men have great posture, big shoulders, no body fat at all, American underwear, fuzzy holes in hairless asses, and colons that suck hard on any cocks that get stuck in them. In a palatial interior, on a dingy stairwell, a trapper’s cabin, twice in a dark bar, and in a hotel room after a pick-up beside a sunset-stained river, muscular male posteriors get used as pure juicy pussies, and the big dicks attached to them get tugged and sucked like they were big, sensitive clits! One hole takes two dicks at once, but the movie was abuse-yourself exciting even before that. Buy it HERE. Read more

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Falcon Reviews with TRAILERS, and a Whole Lot More

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If you’ve ever seen a COLT movie, you know what their men are like. If you haven’t it’s hard to describe them. Michaelanglican? Mountainous? Muscular? Well, MASSIVE (ColtStudioGroup.com) isn’t a bad basic word for them. But beyond their monumental aspect, each has a personality which is deftly expressed in the erotic interaction of a scene. It’s like someone had animated the paintings of Quaintance, or the excellent sensitive-superhero comics-plus-sex issued by Class Comics. Darin Hawk and Ricky Parks are both heroic statues, but as an office manager, Hawks’ face subtly expresses erotic anxiety at the sight of delivery man Ricky Parks, whereas Parks’ simple features are a mask of wry sexual understanding. He gallantly initiates the action by blowing love-struck Hawk before buggering him on hiss chic suspended desk in front of an enormous example of Modern Art. Read more

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Cute to Scary Movies. Professional Note. Personal Note.

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PROFESSIONAL NOTE: Even though Blu-Ray has won the format war, some producers who over-invested in HD Widescreen are still issuing movies made in that form, but nowhere designating them as Widescreen (not any of the producers reviewed below, by the way). When opened on conventional players, the figures in these movies are scrunched in tightly so that they look starvation-thin. I am personally tired of putting movies onto my player and discovering to my surprise that the models all resemble giraffes when standing, and hippopotami when lying down. I imagine porn-customers may be tired of this as well. When a fellow rents a DVD on Friday and heads home for a weekend of wanking, he may not like being confronted with deformed monsters where he expected perfect men. I know why producers feel they have to issue these products; they cost money to make and that money must be made back. But let us hope that soon that backstock of ill-advised production runs out, so that this unfortunate inundation of unacknowledged, malformed movies will soon be ended. Read more

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One Condoms Goes “Live and Raw” with Channel 1

By: JRL

Once again Channel 1 Releasing has inked a "first-of-it's kind" deal. As the only condom company to market directly to the gay community, ONE® Condoms latest partnership with the leader in the condom mandatory gay adult entertainment production house, Channel 1 Releasing/C1R, is a perfect fit.

Pride Mix condoms feature a premium ultra-sensitive Sensatex condom inside a round foil bearing a sexy, funny, or hip image with a cheeky one-liner designed for a gay audience. For example, the image of a towel thrown around the waist of six pack abs with the slogan, "ONE® lucky towel." Though the condoms certainly convey a spirit of fun, safety is always top-of-mind. Read more

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