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October 5, 2008
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Reviewed are SUITE DREAMS (TitanMen.Com), MEASURE UP (C1R.Com), BAR BACK (RagingStallion.Com), HOT SPOT (C1R.Com), LOCK DOWN (RagingStallion.Com), EASY RIDERS (C1R.Com), KIP NOLL & THE WESTSIDE BOYS – 30TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION (C1R.Com), ALL YOU CAN EAT (XY-Studios.Us), HEAD MASTERS (VCAPictures.Com), softcore I DREAMT UNDER THE WATER (TLAReleasing.Com), book UNCENSORED (VillageLighthouse.Com), and softcore book RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO (MovingFingerPress.Com).
BUT FIRST: Here's a new photo of me after interviewing ten models, the producer, the director, the videographer, and the make-up artist on a movie set--for FIVE HOURS solid. The very kind producer didn’t want anyone on the set to feel left out. I agreed, they were all so charming. The result is that they’ll each get about two words in the competed article and then teach their children to hate journalists. My hair was black when I started. Read more
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September 28, 2008
Reviewed are AUDITIONS 28 – MICHAEL’S BED (LucasEntertainment.Com), DRUNK ON CUM 5 (TreasureIslandMedia.Com), MR. WONDERFUL (BijouWorld.Com), CLASSMATES (BijouWorld.Com), FUK’N RAW (HotDesertKnights.Com), RICE ROCKETS (ThirdWorldXXX.Com), BAREBACK NEW YORK 1 (ZVidz.Com), and softcore CHRIS & JOHN TO THE RESCUE! – SEASON 2: PROVINCETOWN (VillageLighthouse.Com)
BUT FIRST: CHAMPION COCKSUCKER. You’ll never see my favorite suck-movie, “Worship,” starring my friend Adam and a ten-inch cock which he blows for two hours. Adam says, “Selling my movies commercially wouldn't appeal to me, although I've considered sucking in a public situation. One of the two reasons I suck is to get an athletic, ‘Yes, I can’ macho feeling, especially when the cock is very big. I get a tingle when a friend like you watches me sucking live over vid-cam or on the tapes I send you. And I think I would like showing strangers in a sex-club how to eat meat properly (laughs). But knowing I was watched by anonymous buyers wouldn't have the same thrill for me. The other reason I suck cock is to please the man who has the cock. Big ones add to the thrill of that. I always like to think that no other sucker could take it all, and that I’m giving him a thrill he’s never had. I don’t just suck with my lips, I have learned to take shaft deep enough that I in fact mostly massage the dick with my throat. I like it when I take it all and feel my chin pressing against pelvic bone. Read more
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Tags: gay pornPorn O’Phile Waxes Poetically - And Reviews Some Hot Porn Too!
September 21, 2008
Reviewed are DOUBLE STANDARD – DIRECTOR’S EXPANDED EDIT (TitanMen.com), FRIENDLY FORCE (JamieHendrix.Com), SWALLOW MY PRIDE (AmateurStraightGuys.Com),THE SUBWAY (FrenchConnXXX.Com), SOLDIER’S SECRET (VCAPictures.Com), YOUNG LATEENO BAREBACKERS 1 (ZVidz.Com), CRUISING FOR SEX: SEX MOTEL (CFSPorn.Com), FITLADS (SealProductions.Com), HUNG VACATION (BlueLagoonMovies.Com), THE TWINS AND 10” TWINKS (MiamiStudios.Com), and softcore 3-DAY WEEKEND (TLAReleasing.Com).
BUT FIRST: Some Purr-Verse.
When starting to fall for an anus you’re in,
Remember with all of your might
You’re really just fucking your penis’s skin
An anus just holds tight.
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September 14, 2008
EDITORS NOTE: While this is a "sex" site, it's an election year, and it will be impossible to bite our tongues all the time about the craziness going on. Porn O'Phile brings up some good points. And whatever YOU think, make sure you register and educate yourself about the candidates and VOTE - while America is still free!
Reviewed are HOTTER THAN HELL PART 2 (RagingStallion.Com), THE FUCK GURU and CREAMING COCKS (VCAPictures.com), CHAOSMEN: SHEAR CHAOS and FUCKED RAW (TipoSesso.Com), POINT ME TOWARD TOMORROW (FrenchConnXXX.com), FUCK CLUB (AmateurStraightGuys.Com), 18 TODAY 24 – GOOD FRIENDS (FrenchConnXXX.Com), HOT CAST -- and an amazing array of huge haunting, almost holy dicks in BLACK TRAINING (Citebeur.Com).
BUT FIRST: I hear a lot of porn-people worrying about the onslaught of internet porn, amateur webcams, and illegitimate duplication of DVDs as threats to the business, but I don’t get much mail concerning what worries me most: what if the Republicans get in again? Encroachments on free speech and privacy have been continuous over the last eight years, and the new figureheads who appear to have a very good chance of Read more
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September 7, 2008
Reviewed are BROTHER’S REUNION (LucasEntertainment.Com), MANPLAY DOUBLE PACK (DON’T ASK DON’T TELL and AT LARGE) (TitanMen.com), BAREBACK CUMPARTY 8 – WET ‘N’ STICKY (OTBVideo.Com), DISCIPLINING THE UNDISCIPLINED ATHLETE and LESSON WELL LEARNED (BijouWorld.com), CM5 MAXIMUS (CenturionPicturesXXX.Com), LATIN JOCKS (RagingStallion.Com), DOUBLE DICK THE TWINKS (CFSPorn.Com), and softcore DANTE’S INFERNO (TLAVideo.Com).
BUT FIRST: I suppose everyone is looking forward to Gus Van Sant’s movie “MILK,” starring Sean Penn as Harvey Milk, the openly gay San Francisco Supervisor who was assassinated by a crazed colleague in 1978. The trailer is available on YouTube HERE, and I daresay many other places online as well. I just watched it, and I want to say that Penn certainly has made himself resemble Harvey physically, and even seems to have captured some of his casually, coyly flirtatious aspect. I had been afraid they were going to make Harvey pompous and grave. I knew Harvey to speak to when he was in the orbit of genius stage director Tom O’Horgan in the 1960s in New York. Read more
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August 31, 2008
Reviewed are SUNSEX BLVD, SPIT N LEATHER, and HE FUCKED MY FATHER (C1R.Com), KING SIZE and FISTING NETWORK (HotHouse.Com), POUND THAT BOI (8TeenBoy.Com), and OFFICESLUTS (BerlinStarFilm.Com).
BUT FIRST: Among straights all week, I really missed my regular diet of watching cocksucking and buttfucking. I find homosexuality so much more interesting than heterosexuality. Issues of dominance and roles, acceptance of one another’s aggressive erotic natures while yet dealing with conflicts about self-esteem and sexual status (raised by surrendering to the needs of another’s cock), mixed with ecstatic identification with the pleasures prick may be taking in your mouth or ass (or vice-versa) – gayness is a kaleidoscopic mirror-maze of psychic and sensual bliss. I fucking love you guys, and I love you guys fucking!
As always, it’s worth sitting through an exhausting opening assault of pre-show ads for all of CHANNEL 1 RELEASING’s many branches at the start of their movies, because each time, at the end, there magically appears a movie worth seeing, old or new. Read more
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August 24, 2008
Reviewed are softcore WRANGLER: ANATOMY OF AN ICON (TLAReleasing.Com), DON’T BE SHY (Mans-Art.Com) (depicted at left), COP LUV (VCAPictures.Com), WORKLOADS! (VCAPictures.Com), HOT ASSED HUNKS (VCAPictures.Com), softcore ANOTHER GAY MOVIE (TLAReleasing.Com), hetero, softcore MAN WOMAN AND THE WALL (TLAReleasing.Com).
BUT FIRST: Who knows of an available fluoroscope or MIR or such with which a great cocksucker I know can have x-ray movies made of himself sucking cock, so that we can see the cock inside his throat as he sucks it, or as it fucks his face? Besides their medical uses, these devices, or similar ones, are employed in factories to check joins and welds in machines, in architecture to see into structures without having to break or smash anything, and even occasionally in archaeology for much the same purpose. So doctors, nurses, orderlies, archaeologists, and/or architects e-mail me at gayvideoreview@aol.com. Read more
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August 17, 2008
Reviewed are COPPERHEAD CANYON (TitanMen.com), ROMAN’S HOLIDAY (FalconStudios.Com), THIRSTY – DIRECTOR’S EXTENDED EDITION (LucasEnterprises.Com), JOCK ITCH 2: BALLS TO THE WALL (RagingStallion.Com), UP COUNTRY (RidgelineFilms.com), YOUNG BOYS ON THE SIDE (VCAPictures.Com), DA HATING GAME (Thugmart.Com), and softcore ANOTHER GAY SEQUEL: GAYS GONE WILD (TLAReleasing.Com).
BUT FIRST: Take a look at this charming VINTAGE ADONIS VIDEO of erotica from the not-too-distant past, and feel grateful for what we have now (video recommended by Scottrene1, moderator of Gay Theatre Exchange International).
Sex comes sweeping out of an empty, uncaring universe, distorting all man’s plans in COPPERHEAD CANYON (TitanMen.com). This movie is by director Joe Gage. What else do you need? Go get it. Gage’s forest is the setting for primitive interaction, like forests in Shakespeare or Spenser. In any other directors’ work, sex between two guys handcuffed to a tree would be mere kink. Read more
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August 10, 2008
Reviewed are POUNDING THE PAVEMENT (LucasEntertainment.com), BIG BIGGER BIGGEST PART 2 (RagingStallion.Com), RAGS TO RICHES, THE BIG ONE, HEAD STRUCK, and TOP BRASS MILITARY ISSUE #3 (C1R.Com), TOMMY LIMA IN BRAZIL (AlexanderPictures.com), CUM TWICE (StreetBoys.Eu), and SINFUL SESSIONS (SinergyFilms.Com).
Michael Lucas’ romance with Manhattan continues in this lightly-scripted all-action movie, POUNDING THE PAVEMENT (LucasEntertainment.com). Maybe he’s just keeping the pot boiling while waiting for funds or inspiration for another masterpiece like La Dolce Vita or Dangerous Liaisons? Well, here the pot boils very nicely indeed, in three duos and two trios, featuring a drool-producing variety of men both familiar and fresh. Of course, magical Michael’s own appearance in scene four with Claudio Martin and Kurt Wild is the peak (such a peak that Wild shoots two loads), but nothing has been spared to make each scene maximally macho and nasty. Redhead Blu Kennedy is as inexplicably irresistible as ever in a roof-garden rectum-wrecker with two other young males nearly as attractive as he, fucking and getting fucked in full sight of office workers in tall towers with telescopes. Read more
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August 3, 2008
Reviewed are GRUNTS OF FISTING: ARM OF ONE (RagingStallion.Com), SURPRISE PACKAGE (TitanMen.Com), SUMMER MEMORIES, INDECENT PROPOSAL, and AFTERPARTY (FalconStudios.Com), BOYS DON’T CRY and THE FARM (Mans-Art.Com), and TRICKS AND TREATS and BIGGER STRONGER HARDER (VCAPictures.Com).
But first, there’s a FREE TRAILER for a movie that’s coming out in September, FRIENDLY FORCE (JamieHendrix.Com), HERE. At bottom of page, click on "I AGREE ENTER SITE," and you should be taken right to the page with the trailer video. Some viewers may have to click "RE-PLAY TRAILER" at the bottom of that page.
GRUNTS OF FISTING: ARM OF ONE (RagingStallion.Com) is yet another refinement by director David Hempling of producer Chris Wards’s monomaniacally masculine vision of manual/anal congress. In a dark netherworld composed of khaki tarps and camouflage netting, men wearing boots, tattoos, body jewelry, and shiny black gloves invade other guys’ resilient assholes (once with a gun, once over a steaming jeep). Read more
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