Balls for Your Truck… or Jeep

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What will those straight people think up next? TRUCKNUTZ is a fake set of balls you can mount on the back of your truck or jeep. They are available in all sorts of colors. As they say, size does matter. (Duh!)

They are creating quite a stir too! The company, based in Florida, is making the news! Leave it to Republican Senator Cary Baker (who owns a gun shop by the way), to thing the TruckNutz are so offensive, he wants a ban and fine imposed. Show your balls and pay $60. (I'm sure he has a wide stance in the bathroom too!) Read more

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Tags: balls, gun shop, pride, republican senator, stance, trucknutz

Technology Makes Me SO Hard!

Okay, this one isn't totally a sex toy - but it really is! You'll be too cool for school with this one. No self-respecting fag will want to be without this one. Keep your cell phone and ipod charged. Spill the big bucks and make sure you never run out of juice for your laptop! Whatever choice you make, this is one technological wonder that will make you hard. It's just too fucking cool for words. They are a little pricey - but who the fuck cares!

Make sure to visit their website. Here's how they describe these wonderous new toys... "The  Voltaic solar bags are mobile solar power generators designed to charge virtually all handheld electronics.

Coming in Spring '08, the new Voltaic Generator is powerful enough to charge laptop computers.

Powerful Solar Panels: Embedded in the outside of the bags are lightweight, tough, waterproof solar panels. The new Generator produces up to 14.7 watts, powerful enough to fully charge a typical laptop from a day of direct sunlight. No other solar bag can do this! The smaller bags produce 4 watts of power so 1 hour in direct sun will power over 3 hours of iPod play time or 1.5 hours of cell phone talk time. Read more

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Tags: ipod, laptop, new toys, play time, solar power generators

Boy Butter Bonerz (Male Enhancement Formula)

by JRL

I really have to say, “the dating scene is a bunch of bull-shit”. These mother fucker out there don’t have any clue what’s going on, and I certainly don’t have time or the patients to stop and teach a class on the subject matter, but I digress and don’t want to start sounding like a jaded, bitter, crybaby of a fool.

I had a date, or booty call with this hot stud that I met at BEVMO (you know the glorified liquor store) his name is Timothy. We shared a very interesting conversation about beer and cheese; we gave each other sexual vibes and promises of hot blowjobs to be exchanged.

It was Thursday, I still have two more days of work, and naturally I thought the weekend would be a perfect time to test out the samples given out at the JRL Compound. Read more

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Tags: Boner, Boy Butter, cock, Gay Sex, Lube, Penile Enhancement, Sex Toy

10″+ Tiger Tyson Dildo Ready For Action

Tiger Tyson announces the release of the first official Tiger Tyson dildo. The Tiger Tyson Replicock is the first and only authentic Tiger Tyson dildo in the world!

It is an exact replica of, and was cast using Tiger’s famous 10+ inch tool. Tiger joined the plaster caster society when he dipped his celebrity dong into a bucket of wet plaster in LA. “That stuff is weird,” he laughed. “I was afraid I was going to stay hard as a rock from the plaster! It sure was messy to make the mold but I’m happy with the final result!”

Made of non-toxic, hypo-allergenic silicone, the Tiger Tyson Replicock is dishwasher safe and includes a suction cup on the base for hands-free use. It comes in both regular and vibrating models. The Tiger Tyson Replicock can be purchased online by CLICKING HERE. It's available in vibrating and non-vibrating models. Read more

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Tags: dildo, Pitbull Productions, Tiger Tyson

Bangin’ Sex Toy… “FleshJack”

Okay - this is not a traditional review. I've been through my phases of sex toys. You name it, leather, dildos, cock rings, electric, nipples - well you get the idea. And I remember back to being a young kid beating off like ten times a day. Fuck, I wish this thing was around then! I wouldn't have wasted all those socks, and tried to invent soft things to engulf my growing cock!

The Fleshjack is awesome. Honestly, if you have a best friend whose company you enjoy, your favorite pet, and a fleshlight, you don't need a husband. You have to check out the website. First off, the video is so hot you might as well have some lube handy cuz you're gonna jack off. I produce porn and this one made me crazy! It's just innocent enough to be really fucking hot. The stud has a great body and dick. It's so hot to see him put some lube into his Fleshjack and watch him slide it down the full length of his cock. In another scene he fucks it like he's doing doggie style. You can see his balls tighten up into his body as the toy finishes him off and he shoots his load. Read more

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