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Reviewed are: HOUSE CALL (Titanmen.Com), RINGLEADER (DirtyBirdPictures.Com), BRITISH SLAVE BOYS (SealProductions.Com), BACK DOOR BOYS (VCAPictures.Com), FUCK FIXATION – VOLUME FOUR (TipoSesso.Com), GREAT DANE GOLD – COLLECTOR’S EDITION – VOL. 2 (GreatDaneProd.Com), NEIGHBORHOOD BUDDIES VOLUME 9 (NextDoorMale.Com), PICKLE LICKERS and SPUNK IN THE TRUNK (HISVideo.Com), and softcore CURIOUS – DIRECTOR’S CUT (JamieHendrix.Com), plus these DIRTY BRIEFS: Older Men Love Cock 5 (Filmco.Com), Dirty Secrets (SauvageFilms.Com), Feet And Sperm (RawMale.Com), Ass After Class (StreetTradeStudios.Com), and The Stud Next Door (MagnusXXX.Com).

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BUT FIRST:

I love pornography,
Gentlemen and their genital geography.
I find it ripping when they’re unzipping
And then disrobe each and every glistening globe.

I love anatomy
Like a hard, slick award from an academy.
And those so hirsute they’re like a fur suit,
And long or short, the appliances that they sport.

I’m one who values
The pseudonyms models shall use,
And quite as vital
Is a titillating title.

I’ll never understand
Any bore who’d deplore this sweet wonderland.
I love to view it, and get off to it.
I always watch with a carnival in my crotch.

HOUSE CALL (Titanmen.Com) Who ever heard of enough sex? Certainly not muscleman Jay Roberts. He calls internet hustler Marco Blaze (He must have called him before; he doesn’t give an address). Tiny, built Blaze arrives and buggers his big buyer’s round butt very professionally, but after Blaze leaves, Roberts is still hot (You know that feeling?). He jacks to a vision of three nudes fucking a pretty third at both ends. He then proves he’s really filthy-minded by calling TWO hustlers to put on a show for his blond friend Milan Johanson, whom he leaves alone with the slim young couple. Milan joins right in and gets the benefit of both bought-boys’ tireless boners and butts. Roberts’ eccentrically decorated mansion offers vivid and varied backgrounds for the clean-bodied , cum-soaked fun. See a synopsis, HARDCORE PREVIEW, view on demand, or buy the DVD HERE.

RINGLEADER (DirtyBirdPictures.Com) Jett Blakk is all eyes and mind. As a videographer, he sparks any movie. As a director and writer, he teases your intelligence. Here he fills all three functions. This is a study of a competitor, handsome Kasey. He even has to best his best friend, improbably good-looking Kaden Saylor, pinning him in an impromptu street-wrestling bout. Perhaps that’s because, as Saylor recalls vividly, when Kasey won in school, he got to fuck Saylor. Kasey is lured into a mysterious “underground” wrestling enterprise which caters to and distorts his weakness. How he rises above that weakness and triumphs is the story, and I’m not going to spoil it for you. Along the way, the beautiful bodies and greedy crotches you expect in a Dirty Bird picture are given moments of free rein—in tight wrestling gear and then out of it! Kasey, the lead, has a reassuring normalcy you can identify with. Saylor is a born movie star. Tattoo-gallery Brock, as the rapacious wrestling entrepreneur, is forceful and strong. A wired blond, Chaz, turns-on the screen when he appears. Blakk draws you into the dangerous glamour of the hero’s emotions. The California streets are cold and colorless. The wrestling/sex scenes are richer, romantic, almost three-dimensional. This is a porn movie you could watch again. See a synopsis, hardcore preview, view on demand, or buy the DVD HERE.

BRITISH SLAVE BOYS (SealProductions.Com) Master Ben makes Jake Cruise seem like Mister Rogers. Ben is short, pudgy, and bald, but tall twink Sean Deacon obeys Ben’s unintelligibly Cockney orders and strips down. Handsome Marek Zamoyske fits Sean into a harness. Sean declares, “I ain’t no fucking dog,” but gets led about on a leash, anyway. So it goes for two hours and five scenes of mild resistance followed by total obedience from six smooth-skinned sweeties who endure manacles, clothes-pins, tit-clamps, candle-wax, eating dog-food, licking boots and feet, and even some oral and anal sex. Simon Bennett’s videography is meticulous and so is the sound-recording, despite those accents. Zamoyske’s abs are amazing. Buy the DVD HERE. See a FREE PREVIEW HERE.

BACK DOOR BOYS (VCAPictures.Com) Five couples with Latino, perhaps even Brazilian names. A servant brings a man in a luxurious bathtub a drink and stays to flip-fuck with a smile at both ends. Cover couple: a brunet with his first little beard jacks himself with the mouth of a longhaired lovely, then gets buggered by the beauty! A grown, suited dude gets hard in his pants from laptop porn. Suddenly a big, handsome hanky-head is undressing him and bending over the desk to get his butt long-boned. A convict is welcomed into bed by a nude dude whose hairy hole he eats. Then they flip-fuck like they love it. A wide-eyed cutie sucks a sleepy-eyed one who wakes up when he sees Wide-Eye’s shaved pink under-eye—which he uses lovingly. Buy the DVD HERE.

FUCK FIXATION – VOLUME FOUR (TipoSesso.Com) No nonsense, just nine compiled cornholings by cocks so big you hardy believe a man could carry such weight, much less that another man’s asshole could contain and enjoy it. But they do. The fuckers and their fuckees are varied in appearance and age, as are their settings, but the venal violence is continuous. My favorite was a to-hell-with-your-hole quickie in the back seat of a limo, but a twink foursome and a brutal buggering over a motorbike are right up there, too. Buy the DVD HERE and take a look at all four FUCK FIXATION collections HERE.

GREAT DANE GOLD – COLLECTOR’S EDITION – VOL. 2 (GreatDaneProd.Com) No bestiality, despite the title. Eight 1999-2001 scenes with many tanlines. From PETERS, (1) An Asian twink rims, then rams, then rims again a blond cupcake in an illuminated pool. (2) In a hot-tub, a butch man and a studly youth finger each other’s asses. The man gets the youth’s. (3) Maybe the prettiest blond in the world lies on a table to suck an enthralled man. From NUDE SCIENCE: (1) A bearded blond man in a bathtub sups on the exquisite anus of a slim twink. (2) On a large lounger, a godlike blond surfer rims a built brunet while screwing a passive youth. (3) By a beautiful fountain, to romantic music, a man sucks and fucks a full-titted jock. From GOING DOWN & COMING OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS: (1) A blindfolded youth gets deep-dildoed, then dicked. (2) Two yuppies tangle in a chic Quaker-modern bed. They fuck just like thugs and bums do! Someone involved likes to show the puckering assholes of suckers and fuckers. See a FREE PREVIEW HERE.

NEIGHBORHOOD BUDDIES VOLUME 9 (NextDoorMale.Com) Six very leisurely youth-twink solos and a duo. Soloists tend to move from room to room, stripping and then appearing redressed to strip and jack again in another room. Youthful Mike, with a wisp of a beard, a scorpion tattoo, and astonishing tight abs, unpacks a jack-off pump, and uses it briefly and unsuccessfully, eventually growling, “Fuck” as he spills a goodly load on his thigh. Jake, a tall, thin, baby-blond, is shot from below to emphasize his height. All powder-pink on a blue couch, he pops a little wad. Hairy-torsoed A.J., who resembles a young Richard Kind, a large cross tattooed on his back, finally unloads from his pierced prick onto his bush. Cody, a smooth dude with a ruler-straight rod and wild pubic hair, cums on two stars tattooed on his crotch. I’d give him four myself. Phoenix, a nice-boy-next-door type with an “innie” navel and tit-rings, doesn’t look like he needs the money. Swimmer-built Taylor, slim from the waist up but big-legged, concludes nude in the john, shooting onto a towel. Finally, Riley and Tim, two shavehead hunks, fuck on a couch that looks like a car-seat. The tanned-all-over one bounces on the boner of the one with the farmer’s tan. Buy this and all the NEIGHBORHOOD BUDDIES DVDs HERE.

PICKLE LICKERS and SPUNK IN THE TRUNK (HISVideo.Com) are two more of those swell 4-hour “prior to July 3, 1965” compilations which make such great party movies or, hey! Xmas gifts? The most fun for me is when bits of leftover story enliven a scene. PICKLE’s 14 scenes include a casual date-rape in a bar, a gauzy blond-blond fuck overlooking a fairytale bay, a cop-and-cutie scene straight out of RENO 911, a yuppie-and-hustler in an alley, a vigorous black/black boinking, and a bi-racial buggering in a holding cell. SPUNK’s 13 offer a butt-fucking Bogart fantasy, a wicked rim-job by a demon with one big eyebrow, two blacks on a lounger, voyeurism in a jail cell, a trio in a Fellini country-house, a black/blond love scene. Buy PICKLE HERE, and SPUNK HERE, or LOTS of these erotic anthologies HERE,

Softcore, sensitive, and sensuous is CURIOUS – DIRECTOR’S CUT (JamieHendrix.Com). Handsome Ryan is engaged to beautiful, understanding Beth. But he’s curious. Lingering in a gay bar, he fantasizes losing his gay cherry to a go-go boy in the back room (wearing only his tie!), and fantasizes again (or is it fantasy this time?) losing it to another go-go boy with tit-rings in a sordid men’s room shagging on amyl. He’s farther aroused and confused by viewing some S&M-lite in a room over the bar. But go-go boy number one takes mercy and initiates him for real in an arousing montage. Ryan doesn’t have to be curious anymore. Britishoid accents (the movie was shot in Australia) always add a certain something to dialogue. Ape-handsome Tristan Hamilton (Ryan) has a beautiful back. See a trailer and buy the DVD HERE.

DIRTY BRIEFS: I saw these movies at a friend’s house and had no time to take notes.

OLDER MEN LOVE COCK 5 (FilmCo.Com) Daddies of all sizes dick dudes whose assholes all get bigger in wonderfully clear videography. Buy all of the OLDER MEN LOVE COCK DVDs HERE.

DIRTY SECRETS (SauvageFilms.Com) Elaborately produced, elegantly shot, utterly filthy scenes of inexplicably rich Eurotwinks in splendid settings grunting, groaning, and slurping like pink, pretty pigs on expensive furniture they probably have servants to clean. Buy the DVD HERE.

FEET AND SPERM (RawMale.Com) A work of art to wank over. Never have I seen beautiful Eurotwink flesh amidst such wondrous trembling spring forest greenery videographed so superbly--kissing, blowing, rimming, fucking, cumming, eating cum, and, oh, yes, sucking quite a few toes. Buy HERE.

ASS AFTER CLASS (StreetTradeStudios.Com) Four no-budget student flip-fucks on shaky furniture are more fun than you’d expect. Simplest production values make them seem like erotic acting-class improvisations. Cum is universally eaten. Buy HERE.

THE STUD NEXT DOOR (MagnusXXX.Com) wonder of wonders, Magnus bought some solid furniture, and hired some hunkier Euro-youths to butt-fuck on it! If you don’t believe me, buy the DVD HERE.

The Caffe Cino was the birthplace of gay theatre. Here are a Cino book, a Cino T-Shirt, and a Cino calendar you may buy.

RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO, THE BIRTHPLACE OF OFF-OFF BROADWAY AND OF GAY THEATRE is a big, purple book, packed with 22 plays, 37 brief memoirs, and 51 photos from the Greenwich Village storefront coffeehouse where John Guare, Sam Shepard, Lanford Wilson, and Tom Eyen (author of DREAMGIRLS) got their start. Buy it in HARDCOVER HERE or in PAPERBACK HERE. Photos by James D. Gossage.

Order the beautiful JOE CINO T-SHIRT HERE. Hint: They’re “Euro-sized,” so order one size larger than you usually wear. I’m Mister September in the 2009 LEGENDS OF THE VILLAGE CALENDAR from Village Care of New York. Above are calendar photos by Steve Ladner of four Caffe Cino alumni: TOM O’HORGAN (the only director ever to have four shows on Broadway at once, including “Hair”), JOHN GUARE (“Six Degrees of Separation”), MARSHALL W. MASON (director of Lanford Wilson’s plays) and li’l ol ME. You may buy the calendar for $12.95 (tax and mailing included!) HERE.
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