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Pre-Election Distractions from Porn O’Phile

October 27, 2008

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Reviewed are HARDCORE FETISH SERIES: XXXXTREME SEXXXX #1 (RagingStallion.Com), SANTO DOMINGO #2 (FlavaWorks.Com), TRUNKS 5 (HotHouse.Com), ALFREDO PLEASE CUM AGAIN (OTBVideo.Com), TOP BRASS – MILITARY ISSUE 4 (C1R.Com), TAKE ‘EM DOWN 3(Pitbull Productions.Com), HOT HOUSE BACK ROOM EXCLUSIVE VIDEOS 7 (HotHouse.Com), BAD INFLUENCE – DIRECTOR’S CUT (TreasureIslandMedia.Com), MUSCLE AND THICKNESS (VCAPictures.Com), NAKED TRUTH (C1R.Com), plus catch-ups on FRIENDLY FORCE (JamieHendrix.Com), @WORK (BerlinStarFilm.Com), and AMERICAN CREAM (Bijouworld.Com).

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BUT FIRST: When I hit New York in 1961, a pack of nude celebrity postcards was in wide circulation among gay men. They included what we were told were young William Holden in what looked like the bushes of Central Park, pants down, shirt pulled up, and an enormous slightly curved erection standing almost perfectly perpendicular, Victor Mature reading a magazine in an upper bunk bed, slinky-dick dangling over the bed’s edge, Joe Di Maggio in a shower, meat to his knees, James Dean in a tree, smiling likably, Burt Lancaster grinning self-consciously, a very young Danny Kaye masturbating, Marlon Brando, not nude but sucking cock, and most memorably to me, two youths on a beach swinging Mickey Rooney toward the camera by his arms and legs in such a way that all his equipment showed. I’ve grieved for years that I lost them. Someone sent me the Brando photo, a recent book on Dean reproduced his photo from the pack, and just now on a marvelous site called Long Penis Support Group or LPSG, I recovered the Victor Mature and Burt Lancaster photos. I’d love to have the Danny Kaye one, because an actor in New York recently confessed to me that it is actually him at twenty, fresh off the bus in Manhattan, picked up by a photographer, drugged, and soon giddily beating off for the lens his first hour in the Big Apple. I’d love to have it to send to him. But what I long for most is the Rooney shot. If anyone has it, please notify me.

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The middle pic a special treasure for me, for it is said to be Tony Perkins blowing Tab Hunter, the light of my inner life, and the subject of innumerable adolescent poems and my first novel. I don’t care if it isn’t really them. The mere idea is enough.

Director/producer Jamie Hendrix wants everyone to know that his cock-and-coke cop-pic, FRIENDLY FORCE (JamieHendrix.Com), which I praised as a “superior movie” HERE, is back on the market for any larger distributor that may have any interest. You can read all the press and see the trailer at Mister Hendrix’s website HERE or e-mail him HERE if you have a serious interest.

It seems that last week I gave a link to a VOD site where one can only WATCH the chummy, cummy sex-break movie @WORK (BerlinStarFilm.Com), rather than to the page where one may BUY it, which is HERE. I recommended @WORK as “Nice work if you can get it, and you certainly can ‘get it’ on five manual jobs in this cleanly-shot flick by Uwe Stoll, the maker of OFFICE SLUTS.”

XMAS GIFT TIP: Playwright Jean-Claude van Itallie’s surrealistic sexual masterpiece, AMERICAN CREAM (BijouWorld.Com), is available for only $19.95 (though Oct. 31st) by calling 800-932-7111 and saying, "I want the P(r)ick of the Week!" or e-mailing HERE. Be sure to include the title AMERICAN CREAM, your name, shipping address, and payment information when ordering.

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So close to Halloween, I guess it’s safe for me to admit when I’m scared. The excellently-produced, videographed, directed, and edited Chris Ward production HARDCORE FETISH SERIES: XXXXTREME SEXXXX #1 (RagingStallion.Com) scared me. That’s probably a great recommendation for its target audience, which is clearly not afraid of anything. In a fetish-rich setting by Mason Garet, two couples of Raging Stallion’s trademark scruffy-bearded studs employ ropes, razors, clothespins, vacuum pumps, steel rods, a catheter, plugs, condoms, and rubber gloves to bind, shave, pinch, enlarge, penetrate, plug, fuck, and fist one another. I’m going to be chicken and just recommend that you read all the details in the synopsis HERE, where you may also purchase the DVD. The color and camerawork would be the envy of many mainstream features, and the dedication of the models to their tasks bespeaks men of firm vision at the helm. Those men at both the camera and the helm are Ben Leon and David Hempling, and the pulsing score is from the prolific JD Slater. The players are Nick Piston, Daniel Dixx, Ty Hudson, and Rick Powers. The uncredited lighting is also exemplary.

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SANTO DOMINGO #2 (FlavaWorks.Com) With six of the same twinky cast as #1, and equally beautiful postcard-pretty images of the titular island, this hotel-bed boner-fest is just as rich in body color, like a deluxe chocolate sampler. Bushy-haired Carlos Bori fucks two twinks and does a clowning solo in front of a poster of Marilyn Monroe. Heroically-hung Gabriel Gomez does a solo, as well, but the other four scenes are straightforward suck-and-fuck, including a pink-skinned punking with Manuel Delgado and little Willie Grays. See a FREE PREVIEW and enlargeable pix of every scene, and buy the DVD HERE. Online title is SANTO DOMINGO UNCUT #2.

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TRUNKS 5 (HotHouse.Com) As if Palm Springs wasn’t seductive enough by itself, director Steven Scarborough has to take Kyle King, Johnny Gunn, Ross Hurston, Kai Ford, Mason Wyler, Tyler Johnson, Josh West, David Dakota, and Tyler Saint (the handsomest man in the business) down there with him and videograph them in some wondrous way which makes their glistening golden-pink bodies (one just barely black) seem to protrude out of the screen right at you. Perhaps the effect was helped by the crystalline Palm Springs sun, the glistening light-blue water, and the shining tiled walls around the pool. Those massive muscles, columnar cocks, and gorgeous, gross holes were almost in my mouth! (Nothing makes a hole look SO gross and SO primitive as sunny surroundings and shaved, shining bodies.) (Rubbers look pretty gross, too.) (And cum.) Tyler Saint flip-fucks with hirsute Ross Hurston poolside, Mason Wyler with cat-eyed Kai Ford. See a synopsis and buy the DVD HERE.

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ALFREDO PLEASE CUM AGAIN (OTBVideo.Com) With a wicked smile, brunet angel Alfredo solos, sprawling attractively, No wonder he keeps his cap on—he cums his forehead! Then he fingers his hairless hind-hole lazily and jacks another pop and eats it! Four other lucky Latino twinks get Alfredo’s memorable meat in their shiny sugar-chutes, too, and he kisses cum off of them wherever it may fall! He has a birthmark shaped like an eagle on his beautiful bony butt. See a FREE PREVIEW, pics, and screen caps and download or buy the DVD HERE. (Click “Our DVDs” and scroll down to “Bareback Elite” section.)

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TOP BRASS – MILITARY ISSUE 4 (C1R.Com) With gruff-but-lovable director Dirk Yates teasing and instructing them from offscreen, twenty straight servicemen mostly masturbate themselves or each other, with some oral breaks and two fine fucks (one blond/blond!). All are handsome and/or lovable. There are hot and sweet moments. A bespectacled lad who quite possibly doesn’t understand its pungent power lies casually with his pink ass-crack open as he jacks a giant joint. Five burr-headed studs jack side-by-side in an elegant parlor and cum a coffee table. One furry-butted meat-beater turns out to be the son of one of Yates’ models! Adam Hunter, with a Greek Ideal body and Disney-prince face, asks without confidence, “Do the guys have to be usually be big and muscular?” An incident of limited color (most of the movie looks very good) makes a cutie’s foot-long-looking cock seem made of bubble-gum. Yates’ dialogues with the cast lend intimacy. Buy it HERE.

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TAKE ‘EM DOWN 3 (PitbullProductions.Com) With no pretense of a passion for each other, friendly pros have fun fucking for us. Genial young KB waves his hit DVD, SPREAD DAT BUTTAH, and chats at us as he goes to work on Mr. Sauki’s tits. Bubble-butted Sauki arranges himself any old way to suck KB’s long hose on slippery ivory vinyl couch cushions. Suddenly he’s getting fucked legs-up, and the couch just about can’t take it. They persevere to side-by-side climaxes, no matter how the couch slouches, and finish with, “We gonna be in a movie!” New star KB and superstar Tiger Tyson, both tops, stroll the street and go inside on a sturdier black vinyl couch to dispute who’s gonna bottom. KB is shy about mouthing Tyson’s monster—at first. Fucked, his hairless asshole (Tyson calls it “virgin”) pulls in and out like it’s sucking. Burly Zotic fucks girly Big Smoke, Tyson wrestles yet another top, tall, dark Nubius, into tumultuous submission, and Phat Daddy introduces his real-life brother King Dingo to boy-mouth and -butt in the form of big, obedient Bronz Starr. See a synopsis and buy the DVD HERE.

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HOT HOUSE BACK ROOM EXCLUSIVE VIDEOS 7 (HotHouse.Com) No back rooms here. This is a classy project. Director Robert Drake guides an attractive and varied cast through action scenes in upscale bedrooms and living-rooms. Shavehead Tristan Matthews has a great hangover cure for sideburned C. J. Knight: get a blowjob, rim-job, and buttfucking that would kill a sober man. Big blond twink Justin Jameson seems just a boy-toy at first as rhino-horned, hairy Hurston battering-rams his butt, but watch that twink overturn that muscleman and hold onto big feet to brace himself as he dicks daddy-ass a mile a minute. Wedge-shaped masturbator Jon Hunter has an e.e. cummings poem tattooed down his left chest under his arm, and a fascinatingly flexible asshole that will seem to be reciting poetry to your prick. Two more big twinks: Kyle Pierce lifts his legs on a coffee table for longhorn Jack London to lunch on and then launch into his loophole. The publicity for the movie says London fell for Pierce’s “brown eyes,” which obviously includes the third one. Ray Liotta-like Cody Cummings masturbates at a window, but looks down at his cock. Then Jameson, not playing boyish at all, punks scruffy toughie Ago Viara on a bright red bed. See a synopsis and buy the DVD HERE.

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BAD INFLUENCE – DIRECTORS CUT (TreasureIslandMedia.Com) Not so sleazy as it’s advertised, but nine scenes and three hours of good, basic hotel-room porn. Director Liam Cole chats with the minimally-tattooed and –body-jeweled models as they dress or shower. Cum oozes from all used holes. There’s a blond/brunet youth-fuck. Someone hypnotizes a shy skinhead to “bring him out of his shell” for two mature men to dick him at both ends. One stud fucks another. A sonny sucks two wads, his daddy rims. A blond sonny rides a log-hung daddy. A hairy blond stud gets vigorously buggered and abundantly pissed-on. Cum is used as lube and passed between mouths in a seven-way where two youths get multiplely ass-fucked. Two dudes dick each other. The hypnosis is shown full-length. Youths D.P. a daddy. The Cumshot Review is rather glorious. See a FREE PREVIEW, synopsis, and pics and buy the DVD HERE.

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MUSCLE AND THICKNESS (VCAPictures.Com) Prior to July 3, 1995 (1992, actually), eight admirably fit guys who worked more for shape than for definition got greased up and made a movie for one Otto Partz (get it?), who seemed to be recalling 1940s-50s muscle magazine photos. The double-layered nostalgia (in 2008, watching him in 1992 recall the 1950s) makes the movie fun as well as sexy. “Muscle and Thickness,” a bodybuilding magazine, sends tall, slightly sardonic Mike Roma to interview nice-guy Ted Matthews. Roma touches Matthews’ hairy tits and the nice-guy goes aggressive. They suck each other’s cantilevered cocks (Matthews’ growing from a tanlined pelvis), then Roma rides on Matthews. Next, bald, big-eyed Rick Van, in a posing-strap, kneels in an indoor fog (it’s office-boy Randy Storm’s dream) to eat sideburned photographer Dillon Reid’s rod (great bush!) and easy asshole, which he swells with a dildo before fucking it spoon-fashion on a checkerboard floor. If you share my taste for seeing intelligent guys reduced to nothing but holes to suck cock, you’ll enjoy watching bright-looking little Storm and blond Justin Young become mouth- and ass-pussy for each other. Storm’s tight butt and Young’s bubble one seem to serve equally well as prick receptacles. Muscled, thickened, and beautifully-defined Rev Suddon, real 1950s muscle-mag material, gets a massage from taller, swishy photog Randy Mixer, who gets a colon-poling in return. The swish has an enormous erection which he spills on the checkerboard floor. Buy the DVD HERE.

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I wish I’d been watching porn back in 1995. I could have jacked myself into a coma watching director Chi Chi LaRue’s NAKED TRUTH (C1R.Com). Each scene starts with black-and-white on-the-set footage, showing Mr. Ed making-up the husky models, followed by blond Chi Chi giving the command, “Action,” then it goes into creamy color, giving you a tingling sense that you’re actually there with Chi Chi and Mr. Ed watching those studs suck! Dear Chi Chi, a man after my own hard, makes sure to provide not just juicy blow-job close-ups, but also angles on the unguarded assholes of the bent-over suckers. I like to watch guys’ assholes pucker while they suck cock, okay? The five scenes are simple, direct suck-and-fuck (or “mouth-and-south”) stuff, but directed with Chi Chi’s unflagging energy and style. The studs are studly. Cast was Bret Winters, Bryce Roberts, Daryl Brock, Eduardo , Gregory Colt, John Cruz, Jordan Young, Rick French, and Tony Brocco. See a FREE PREVIEW and buy the DVD HERE.

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RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO, THE BIRTHPLACE OF OFF-OFF BROADWAY AND OF GAY THEATRE is a big, purple book, packed with 22 plays, 37 brief memoirs, and 51 photos from the Greenwich Village store-front coffeehouse where the authors of DAMES AT SEA, BURN THIS, DREAMGIRLS, SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION, AS IS, and KENNEDY’S CHILDREN got their starts. For the HARDCOVER edition, go HERE. For the PAPERBACK edition, go HERE. Order a beautiful Joe Cino T-Shirt HERE. Hint: They’re “Euro-sized,” so order one size larger than you usually wear.

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SEE ME ON VIDEO along with many other living legends of gay theatre HERE. Go down to the segment marked THE CAFFE CINO (00:11:45) and click on WATCH SEGMENT. If you are then curious to know yet more about the Caffe Cino, you may find the Contents Page to fifty-four picture pages about it HERE through October 31 when AOL cancels its Homepage Program. Above: Doric Wilson, author of the first truly gay play, NOW SHE DANCES; Marshall W. Mason, director of Lanford Wilson’s plays; Robert Heide, Author of THE BED and MOON.

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