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Reviewed are AUDITIONS 28 – MICHAEL’S BED (LucasEntertainment.Com), DRUNK ON CUM 5 (TreasureIslandMedia.Com), MR. WONDERFUL (BijouWorld.Com), CLASSMATES (BijouWorld.Com), FUK’N RAW (HotDesertKnights.Com), RICE ROCKETS (ThirdWorldXXX.Com), BAREBACK NEW YORK 1 (ZVidz.Com), and softcore CHRIS & JOHN TO THE RESCUE! – SEASON 2: PROVINCETOWN (VillageLighthouse.Com)

BUT FIRST: CHAMPION COCKSUCKER. You’ll never see my favorite suck-movie, “Worship,” starring my friend Adam and a ten-inch cock which he blows for two hours. Adam says, “Selling my movies commercially wouldn't appeal to me, although I've considered sucking in a public situation. One of the two reasons I suck is to get an athletic, ‘Yes, I can’ macho feeling, especially when the cock is very big. I get a tingle when a friend like you watches me sucking live over vid-cam or on the tapes I send you. And I think I would like showing strangers in a sex-club how to eat meat properly (laughs). But knowing I was watched by anonymous buyers wouldn't have the same thrill for me. The other reason I suck cock is to please the man who has the cock. Big ones add to the thrill of that. I always like to think that no other sucker could take it all, and that I’m giving him a thrill he’s never had. I don’t just suck with my lips, I have learned to take shaft deep enough that I in fact mostly massage the dick with my throat. I like it when I take it all and feel my chin pressing against pelvic bone.

It’s great on those rare occasions when I can also take balls in my mouth. It’s definitely a power thing, but it’s mutual; he has the cock I want, and I can please it. I’m not a dolphin, I don’t have a blowhole in my head to breathe through. Swallowing cocks so large requires cooperation or I’d suffocate. Sometimes a guy has to go a little soft to allow me to swallow a couple more inches, then harden again, and so on. It’s not for men who are just after a quick climax. Making a cock cum is nice, but not necessary. I‘m just as happy hearing a man make noises meaning I'm pleasing him. I have sucked for as much as four hours. If we cum, I'm usually second. I get erect sucking, but seldom touch myself till he’s shot, and then I jack myself. And my ejaculation is definitely better because I've gotten him off. It’s psychological. Because I fear disease, and because huge cocks leave breaks and lacerations in my mouth and throat, I‘m leery of swallowing cum, but if a guy wants, I’ll take it on my chest. Most of all, since most of my partners are black, I like them to cum on themselves, so I can see that stark contrast of white cum on dark skin. A twelve-inch guy said that he had cummed while he was so deep in my throat that I couldn’t feel it. That offended sexual etiquette. Getting forcefully face-fucked is difficult with the size cocks I prefer. I sometimes lie face-down on my stomach on a bed to make my throat straighter to take cock, and also because it displays my ass, which turns the guy on even more. Despite the athletic pleasure of taking big ones, I dream of meeting a guy whose member exactly fits my throat, so that giving him pleasure wouldn’t hurt me so much. Such a guy could fuck my throat more easily, if that pleased him. But I don’t mind the work of moving my head back and forth, even though it’s sometimes excruciating. After all, it’s not about my pleasure. Unlike some suckers, I have not ‘sexualized’ my mouth and throat, they’re not a ‘hollow cock,’ I don’t have ‘epiglottal orgasms’ or even the ‘full body orgasms’ you say you have when you suck ass a long time. I seldom jack when actually sucking. I don’t even clutch my own erection between my thighs. As far as an abstract attraction to anonymous cock, I suppose I have it, but I’m not so aware of it as I am of attraction to each specific man and a desire to please him through his most sensitive part. That’s why I called the tape, ‘Worship.’”

To begin with a pun, a hole lot happens on Michael’s bed in AUDITIONS 28 – MICHAEL’S BED (LucasEntertainment.Com). Michael Lucas is one of the potent erotic images of our time, and has changed the image of the gay man. Suave, chic, and distinguished in clothes, he whips them off to show that the fashionable fop can also be a hard-bodied, horse-hung stud, and that those sensitive scholar’s lips and pianist’s fingers can serve to open up asshole for that swinging phallus to fuck. His high waist, large butt, and the twin long lines of his face above and his dick below—it’s a very strong image. Appreciators of the Lucas look and lunge will cheer to hear that he fucks butt in all five of this movie’s scenes. Five appealing, big-dicked bottoms---Jason Crew with the Liz Taylor eyes, boyish-though-mustached Sebastian Rivers, Mediterranean-looking Doucet, boyish (hell almost girlish—in a good way) Jack McCarthy, and the-jock-you-never-got-in-school Jackson Wild--all feel the full force and length of Lucas-in-the-tookus. And there’s always a bonus for us who are loop-lovers as well as Lucas-lovers: he loves hole and makes sure that four of the five anuses get fondled and tongued and fully displayed onscreen in cock-hardening close-ups even before or even during being fucked. Pre-order at a special low rate HERE.

Colossal close-ups bring you so close to the cocksucking and cum-eating in DRUNK ON CUM 5 (TreasureIslandMedia.Com) that you can’t always tell if there are two or three or twelve dudes competing for mouths and meat and slimy semen to eat off of a cock, a face, a shoe, a floor. The movie just throws you right into the middle of two youths sucking middle-aged, rangy Paul Stag. Through a window we see nearby skyscrapers. The primal, guzzling scene could be witnessed by anyone with binoculars. Are ya hot yet? Then Stag kisses both those cock-flavored mouths and makes them trade cum by kissing. Well, I just shot right then and there. Then, wham, a scruffy-bearded cutie is face-fucked by massive meat. I think that’s the cover cum-shot. There are other cocks and mouths crowding the screen, too. In all there are eight claustrophobic suck-scenes, but they’re no more alike than cocks are alike. A sucker gets pissed on in a bathtub, another gets ejaculated on in a dark glory-hole booth. See FREE PREVIEW, stills, and decadently-detailed synopsis and buy this oral apocalypse HERE.

Every Dilbert will recognize himself in Tom Law, the office-worker hero of MR. WONDERFUL (BijouWorld.Com). He has the anxious eyes and slightly buck teeth of the young Jane Fonda (not a bad way for a youth to look). He also has a swimmer’s build, big pink cock, a full, copper-colored pubic bush, and wet-dreams of being, and meeting “Mr. Wonderful.” He imagines beautiful guys beating off, gets fed up with fantasy, and takes a personals ad. His prick actually pours pre-cum as he imagines swapping sucks with the redheaded ad man! The ad brings a mildly s-m couple he watches fuck, and a tanlined married man he fucks (“Married men have a scent that’s unmistakable”), but he continues daydreaming of banging his boss and of businessmen banging each other. Location shooting on 1987 Manhattan streets is strong nostalgia stuff, but readers should be prepared for some scenes shot in the WTC. See Bijou’s latest releases HERE and buy this one HERE.

1986’s CLASSMATES (BijouWorld.Com) is full of great Manhattan street footage as it follows a mop-haired college student from bed to school, where a nude model (above left) makes him fantasize tempting the teacher (above center), then tracks lots and lots of other student-teacher, student-student sucky-fucky, as well as Mop Top’s photographing a number of nudie-cuties beating their meat. After some luscious solo and duo videography, Teacher himself fantasizes getting unromantically nailed over his desk (above right)! See Bijou’s latest releases HERE and buy this one HERE.

FUK’N RAW (HotDesertKnights.Com) Ever have a dream where all you saw was unexplained golden male figures fucking butt? Men fucking twink-butt, men fucking man-butt, twinks on beds, big tough men in slings, arched backs of pretty puppies to get more cock up them, asses spread wide to take big cock, the line between buttocks obviously stretched almost to breaking, beards in butts, cum on chest hair, cummy cocks sucked, gross holes, cruel poles, a smattering of tattoos and tit-rings, and young shit-chute shaved in a bathtub to take dainty dildos! Well, don’t worry if you never had such a dream. Director Wade Lincoln has had it for you, in five scenes which may blend into one big feverish sex-fit for you. See previews for members, pics for everyone, and buy HERE.

RICE ROCKETS (ThirdWorldXXX.Com) Most producers get angry if I use the word “pussy about men, but right on the jacket of this movie it defines the Japanese word “ketsuman” as “ass pussy.” So just watch me! Hey, come see the Asian ass pussy, guys! In 5 scenes, a doctor without pants under his long white coat helps 5 lads who are having trouble with their “body parts," i.e., dicks as big as Siamese twins. The lads sometimes seem reluctant to take cups on their tits, as well as fingers, a dildo, or a vibrator up their peony-like anuses, but Doc wants pussy, you see? He mostly just watches each lad jack a joint the size of Japan (actually he jacks two of the lads himself and sixty-nines, rims, and fucks another), but every man has his own idea of pussy, get it? In other scenes, one of the reluctant lads persuades a chum to give him unwilling pussy to poke prick into and pump, and the doc tells two cuties what to do with each other. Subtitles which you can turn off are sometimes amusing: “Yes, it’s almost like glue.” “When he’s ready, get off your toxin all the way.” But, oh, man, just look at all that pussy. Buy or watch online HERE. Most endearing DVD “Bonus Feature” of the week: “talking head” interviews with cast members who are simultaneously being blown.

I knew neat, quiet-looking businessmen in Manhattan who spent their weekends naked at home getting fucked by anyone who could keep a cock hard. In BAREBACK NEW YORK 1 (ZVidz.Com), nude Rob Rodin looks like a bank official played by a slightly-pudgy Kevin Spacey. His tit-ring comes as a surprise. His long, cut, veined cock is even more of one. So is the eagerness and ease with which he sits on the equally long cock of a young man in a mask who’s just sucked him to erection. That’s the movie, Rodin taking cock after cock in his cornhole and either sucking it with that remarkable little brown anal organ or going down on all fours doggy or legs-up like a turkey to get his gut-end gouged good by other masked men, sometimes while blowing one as well. His fuckers sometimes join in stretching his busy back-snatch open and oo-ing and ah-ing at its nasty elasticity. He takes breaks to suck (sometimes a cock fresh from his flue) and be sucked, and even face-fucks some, but he doesn’t add anther score on his back until a dude’s dick has been in that slushy love-tunnel. He’s cheerful throughout except when taking fucker five, an improbably-long black. None of the eight guys hanging around naked does anything with each other. At least one fucker cums and keeps fucking. Producer/director Adrian Landau keeps things goin’. Buy HERE. See picture gallery HERE (they’re way better when you click and make ‘em big).

Softcore CHRIS & JOHN TO THE RESCUE! – SEASON 2: PROVINCETOWN (VillageLighthouse.Com) Watch out! They’re back! With new haircuts! But still “Saving The World One Gay At A Time!” As fruity-fairy as ever, the queer Bill and Ted, Chris (turquoise luggage) and John (flamingo), eat popcorn while a nonplused city official tells them that Provincetown (first landing place of the Pilgrim Fathers in 1620) is the birthplace of democracy. They help huge Deidra find a fag to be a hag for (above center), and then they moonlight-swim. They baby-sit two big, bald guys’ TWO five-year old sons (above right), then crash on the couch amidst boas and tutus. They throw three gravitationally-challenged citizens into physical training, encourage a shy lesbian who looks like a Baldwin brother to propose to her heartthrob, and jump-start a dignified, graying male nurse into apocalyptic Looney Tunes thrift-store drag. It’s amazing to watch the lads’ total imperviousness to obstacles and to what is generally referred to as “reality.” It’s also amazing to see how many people cooperate in their schemes. In the meantime you’ll see miles of beautiful Provincetown and meet some of its most interesting people. There’s also what might be called a “fruit medley” of extra commentaries, deleted scenes, etcetera. Buy it online October 14th HERE. In the meantime, catch up and buy Season 1 HERE.

RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO is a big, purple book, packed with 22 plays, 37 brief memoirs, and 51 photos (samples above) from the Greenwich Village storefront coffeehouse which was THE BIRTHPLACE OF OFF-OFF BROADWAY AND OF GAY THEATRE. For the HARDCOVER edition, go HERE. For the PAPERBACK edition, go HERE.

SEE ME ON VIDEO along with many other living legends of underground theatre HERE. Go down to the segment marked THE CAFFE CINO (00:11:45) and click on WATCH SEGMENT. If you are then curious to know yet more about the Caffe Cino, you may find the Contents Page to fifty-four picture pages about it HERE.

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