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"I'd like to take a moment to share some of my philosophies that will relate to the policies that I'll set forth immediately...

Let's get rid of legal abortion. Dirty back alleys are just fine for godless sluts who don't want their children.

Any book that isn't god-like should also be burned. Anyone evangelical or who attends can make those decisions.

I can see Russia from my backyard. That makes them a threat and we should be the first to nuke them. Let's warm up the cold war. Nukes aren't so bad really. So millions of poor people will die. War is good for any economy - Iraq has proven that.

While we're at it, let's continue to diminish the Constitution and Bill of Rights, just like George Bush. The rich deserve to be richer. Who needs a middle class. We just need drone-like ants scurrying to serve the wealthy.

Oh, and about all those godless faggots... If it were up to me, I'd send them all to hell to burn right now. But AIDS will get them soon enough as part of gods will. Anyhow, their marriage joke will get revoked if I have anything to say about it. We'll stuff all of them into the back of their closets in no time.

In the meantime, we will continue to do the lords work and fight anyone who disagrees with us. I know god spoke to President Bush, and since I was asked to be vice president, god has been speaking with me regularly.

I am proud of my future son-in-law, even though he can't read or write, and knocked up my daughter. His MySpace page is really perverse, but since he's a republican its' okay. Republicans can say fuck. If he were a democrat it would be wrong. He may be a redneck, but he's a good shot from my helicopter. And shotgun weddings are a tradition in Alaska.

I may not be in office yet, but I'm already above the law and will not testify about my phoney expenditures and other indiscretions in state office. Screw you and the media. I'll avoid them and all the stupid people out there who believe my smile that comes from being new to politics. I love the midwest - they "trust" people. If we can't fool them and fake out the religious right (those lunatics), then we'll just rig the election again in Florida. It's easy - we've done it twice before!

Nevermind that I've been isolated near the north pole and have no travel or foreign policy experience. I don't even know Bushes doctrine. But why should I be smart - Bush has been running the country for the last 8 years. And things are just great. The war has nearly bankrupted us. House foreclosures are at their peak, banks are failing and we're on the verge of the great depression 2. But the rich are more secure than ever.

(Editors note: Clinton had us with a surplus and all that took was making sure he got occasional blow jobs. Hell - I'd suck Bill off every day to get that back! He's hot and I hear really hung!)

I don't think it's important for our leaders to be that smart, we have people who keep us informed, like Bushes people have kept him informed.

I probably shouldn't say this, but times were better when women were barefoot and pregnant, but I want this job. Maybe we can take away the right to vote based on income. And then send all those negros back to Africa - except for Oprah and the athetes. They entertain us - kind of like the Christians did for the Romans in the arena with the lions. All the orientals can stay - they've propped up all our bonds and banks.

Well, that's about it for now. I have to get over to Georges office - he invited me over to do some lines, I think go over a speech, and have some coke... If you have any more questions, I'll answer them after the "troopergate" people get to me - which means never. Oh... I hear that I'm just a heartbeat away from the presidency. Yes, McCain is old. That works for me. Just think, lil' 'ol me, head of the world."

"I'm John McCain and I approved this speech from Sarah Palin. (cough) Can someone get my defibrillator?"

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