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EDITORS NOTE: While this is a "sex" site, it's an election year, and it will be impossible to bite our tongues all the time about the craziness going on. Porn O'Phile brings up some good points. And whatever YOU think, make sure you register and educate yourself about the candidates and VOTE - while America is still free! 

Reviewed are HOTTER THAN HELL PART 2 (RagingStallion.Com), THE FUCK GURU and CREAMING COCKS (VCAPictures.com), CHAOSMEN: SHEAR CHAOS and FUCKED RAW (TipoSesso.Com), POINT ME TOWARD TOMORROW (FrenchConnXXX.com), FUCK CLUB (AmateurStraightGuys.Com), 18 TODAY 24 – GOOD FRIENDS (FrenchConnXXX.Com), HOT CAST -- and an amazing array of huge haunting, almost holy dicks in BLACK TRAINING (Citebeur.Com).

BUT FIRST: I hear a lot of porn-people worrying about the onslaught of internet porn, amateur webcams, and illegitimate duplication of DVDs as threats to the business, but I don’t get much mail concerning what worries me most: what if the Republicans get in again? Encroachments on free speech and privacy have been continuous over the last eight years, and the new figureheads who appear to have a very good chance of getting in are rabidly against freedom of expression--and especially anything to do with that ghastly topic S…E…X (which they no doubt cautiously spell out lest their children and pets should hear). I don’t know if I go quite as far as my t-shirt designer friend, Andrew Caldwell, but I am very scared of my door being kicked in the day after Inauguration Day, and me and all my movies being dragged away to Re-education Camp. And you know what? I don’t think the Democrats would object on my behalf very strenuously. Sex, and gays especially, are as much of an embarrassment to them as to the Republicans. Remember which philandering President signed the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Act into law, and the Defense of Marriage Act. But if there are only Dems and Reps to choose from, well, at least the Dems haven’t put up a slogan-vomiting, hypocritical, gun-crazy, anti-Semitic, Pray Away The Gay, book-censoring dimwit for office---so far as we know (insert smiley face).

HOTTER THAN HELL PART 2 (RagingStallion.Com) Cute and cocky Steve Cruz just might not know what he’s dealing with as he bops along the side-streets of San Francisco after a night of getting exactly who he wanted in the bars. In a basement yet unknown to him, muscular fiends are threewaying in sulphurous light. They’re practically illustrated, their bodies are so decorated. Later on in the movie, one gang-bang looks like an ad for a tattoo-parlor. One dude’s Maori-type tattoos extend full-length along his rigid dick! Anyway, back in the basement, or “de-basement” as we might call it, the first trio, having expunged their gucky cum onto one another, stalk Cruz and leave him beaten and bawling on the street. But that’s no cop dragging you away down those basement steps, Cruz! That’s a procurer who feels you owe him for your good time. He sics red-caped avengers on the captive, who chain Cruz and make him watch them party till he’s ready to join in. And then it’s one hundred and four squalid minutes of testosteroni, the real San Francisco treat, in non-stop two-ways, three-ways, and ally-ally-out-in-free ways on red satin with red-orange backlighting, and greasy crotches, hairy thighs, and smooth six-packs everywhere. And tattoos? Hey, some of those guys look like bandanas! See a TRAILER and buy PART 2 HERE. And do the same for PART 1 HERE. Lots of “Behind the Making Of” sort of stuff on a Bonus Disk, plus interviews and some TMZ-ish footage of the GayVN Awards.

THE FUCK GURU and CREAMING COCKS (VCAPictures.com) are two more lonnnnng compilations of pre-July 3, 1995 scenes guaranteed to bring a unique mixture of laughs, drool, and cum to your next private party. THE FUCK GURU has a baker’s-dozen scenes with fewer leftover story fragments than usual, and more plain sex. Some highlights: Two yuppies and a leatherman three-way very slowly but very thoroughly in a lime-green cell. A goofy-looking blond being blown poolside by another one smiles just like Ronnie Howard. There’s a truly memorable long-donged butt-fucking by unnamed top and bottom from NO FLUFF, JUST STUFF at 1:01:23 (above left). A big blond tells a big doctor he “needs sex three times a day” in NYMPHOMANIA. A blond-black scene has hilariously speeded-up action with normally-paced dubbed dialogue. A tempting segment from a gay REAR (END) WINDOW is at 2:40:46. And there’s an elegantly-handled casual afternoon cocktail-party orgy. CREAMING COCKS’ even-dozen passages include a whipped-cream scene 25 minutes in. A very pink Charlie Sheen lookalike works out in a very red-and-black gym. A very attractive black with straight hair in bangs looks great with his face, then his fuckstick, between his partner’s legs (above right). Cuties with stockings on their faces break into a gym just to fuck. There’s a beautiful nighttime swimming-pool quartet from PLUGGIN’, exquisite tanlines from RELEASE YOURSELF, and a hot strip-tease in front of a big Liza Minnelli portrait from, duh, STRIPPER SERVICE. Buy tons of these fun, fun, fun 4-hour movies HERE.

CHAOSMEN: SHEAR CHAOS (TipoSesso.com) features fourteen cum-filled youths in ten cum-covered duos. Obviously some models have to double up. The young men are named Topher, Silas, Mitch, Saber, Dakota, Levi, Davis, Zeph, Bailey, Brendon, Gabe, Jarrett, Lansing, and Bryan. Listen closely now. Saber, Dakota, Levi, Davis, and Zeph each appear in two scenes, while Mitch is clearly the MVP with three. That wasn’t hard, was it? Neither is it difficult watching these luscious, good-looking, smooth, and unstinting cuties cocksuck and cornhole. The atmosphere is professional, cheerful, and casual. “You gonna move around us? We don’t have to worry about that?” one model asks the cameraman. Indeed the camera moves around them as they move around, although now and then the cameraman seems to go out for a smoke and the lads slip briefly out of frame. You will probably not notice this, as you will probably be beating your meat or biting your boyfriend’s rod or rectum raw. As some poet has probably already noticed, young men are all alike, especially naked, so it’s hard to tell which of the above roster is doing whom unless you concentrate on their tattoos or they keep on a cap (above center). But silly and sweet and clumsy as they may be, now and then that well-known miracle happens, and the amusing little clowns can fall into conformations so effectively gross they arouse you into beasthood (above left) or into poses of simple breathtaking celestial beauty (above right). Buy the effective movie HERE.

How much you enjoy four blow-and-bugger youth scenes in FUCKED RAW (TipoSesso.Com) may depend on just how tolerant you are of a tilting camera. That said, the movie couldn’t be more direct or effective. In an otherwise bare room, Jason Reed and Sly, one blond, one black, suck around the frame of a sling, on which sling Black eventually fucks Blond till Blond is red from the nipples up and bellows like a bull. Of Justin Case and Kyle Miller, one is yellow-mohawked and the other a crophaired possible-Asian. Mohawk blows Crophair, then gets fucked belly-down in that sling so that his ribs and backbone show. Either Luke Cross or Tristan Valen is a cute-as-he-wants-to-be blond and the other a blond-tipped brunet who sucks cock and tongues hole like he’d do it even for free, then slap-slap fucks the blond, who cries, “Yeah, yeah,” like he’d even pay for it! Shots from below make them look golden and monumental, and then they flip! Hole-lover’s heaven! Trim, untattooed, fine-featured white Scott Cross sucks Sly (who turns out to be the black one), and then gets fucked deep, like a dick was a vampire looking for blood up a butt! Instead it thrusts cum into it. Buy it HERE.

Titles on engraved calling-cards, deposited onto a silver tray by a white-gloved hand, introduce 1977’s POINT ME TOWARD TOMORROW (FrenchConnXXX.com), and it opens in the most expensive set imaginable—Manhattan!!! Along Central Park West, a doctor distracted by a groping lover runs down a lovely twink (above left). The twink is blinded, and Doc, although he likes stand-up sixty-inning and buttfucking his lover, feels strangely drawn to the helpless, sightless lad. Yes, it’s “Magnificent Obsession,” but with lines like “My lover’s too busy playing Florence Nightingale; now fuck me!” Although the color has faded, the melodrama is as pungent as ever. The sight of blindfolded Twink buggering Doc (who usually tops) to the strains of Khachaturian’s “Spartacus” reaches levels of operatic ecstasy they never attained in the Rock Hudson/Jane Wyman version (see above right)! Buy it instantly online HERE and love it forever. View it On Demand HERE. A year earlier, director Frank Ellie issued an equally operatic drama called KISS TODAY GOODBYE. Hmmmm. “Kiss Today Goodbye. Point Me Toward Tomorrow.” Wonder which seventies musical Mister Ellis had seen a lot? The Special Feature, VINTAGE PORN TRAILERS, is itself worth the price of admission. Lots of Jack Wrangler.

Your home movies should look as good as FUCK CLUB (AmateurStraightGuys.Com). Of course, your home should also be as full of good-looking het dudes who get it on with each other for your camera as producers Doug & Jay’s is. Some of the hung hunks just keep on comin’ back, and the “crawls” before each scene chat about what they’ve done in the past as well as what they’re about to do in the scene ahead. These guys aren’t shy. You can picture them getting off of work at the slaughterhouse and saying, “Wanna go shoot some pool and toss a few brews back, then head over to Doug & Jay’s and see who fucks who for poker-money?” It’s that casual and that amenable. You wouldn’t believe the big, butch buds who take it up the wazoo (above left)! Adorable redhead Blu Kennedy drops by and is right at home (above right). Buy tons of Amateur Straight Guys movies HERE.

The 18 TODAY series always delivers cute, smooth Euro-twinks with no oral, anal, or phallic inhibitions. In 18 TODAY 24 – GOOD FRIENDS (FrenchConnXXX.Com), a lean brunet blow-dries and combs the hair of a lovely little Leonardo DiCaprio lookalike—and that’s a good thing like which to look! His movie-star resemblance makes it even hotter when they sixty-nine to sticky conclusions (above left). Three slightly older lads walk along a small-town lane tossing a soccer-ball and slowly losing shirts-and you know what that leads to--a sandwich-fuck with golden flesh on a bright blue blanket, that’s what. Brunet from scene one very coyly turns saying “Goodnight” in a little fenced-off nook into a slightly athletic but not at all awkward standing-buttfuck against a chain-link fence. Finally, a brunet with earrings rides the rod of a blond who looks like Jay Mohr (above right). Buy it HERE.

HOT CAST (Citebeur.Com) should be one word, “Hotcast,” meaning “Hot broadcast” (or “Hotcast.FR” in France, where it’s shown). These five episodes of the show, shot in stunning Cannes, feature practically perfect Francoise Sagat giving good-natured lessons on how to be a porn star to a bevy of slender young hopefuls, who then practice on one another (one lucky lad gets Sagat’s impressive ass). Sagat is so developed, he looks like another species from the puppies who clearly worship him (above left). Some scenes of sex between the apprentices have a casual, “reality show” look (above right). Others take place in more luxurious surroundings (above center). All are fun, capable, colorful, cum-inducing. Buy it HERE.

BLACK TRAINING (Citebeur.Com) The dicks in this movie are so big you honestly might not believe them. The black men behind the dicks are handsome, beautifully built, and might very well be kind, loving individuals with social and intellectual interests. But I defy you to think of them as anything but devices to carry those dicks around. The dicks are not just long and challenging to any throat or colon; they’re thick and juicy-looking to see, thrillingly firm when erect. One can but imagine how they smell. You’re almost sorry to see them disappear into beautiful faces and asses, and regretful when they cum and start going soft. Golden-cocoa colored plumber Ricardo masturbates with a grin. Dark trainer Nubius lovingly eats young Asian ass before banging it. A slender brown god with ear ornaments is wooed like a girl by a white Bruce Willis type—but no girl has a clit as huge as the beauty’s bonanza of a boner, which slides up Willis’ widespread wazoo. Another humpy white lures lovely Lincoln into his garage and gets rimmed and rammed. A black with hair fucks one without on a snow white bed beside a big mirror. A birthday, a photo-shoot, and a game of pool turn into tawny trios, and a rubdown into a dusky duo (the movie’s as long as the dongs in it are). Buy it and others in the line HERE.

RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO is a big, purple book, packed with 22 plays, 37 brief memoirs, and 51 photos (samples above) from the Greenwich Village storefront coffeehouse which was THE BIRTHPLACE OF OFF-OFF BROADWAY AND OF GAY THEATRE. For the HARDCOVER edition, go HERE. For the PAPERBACK edition, go HERE.

SEE ME ON VIDEO along with many other living legends of underground theatre HERE. Go down to the segment marked THE CAFFE CINO (00:11:45) and click on WATCH SEGMENT. If you are then curious to know yet more about the Caffe Cino, you may find the Contents Page to fifty-four picture pages about it HERE.

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