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Reviewed are BROTHER’S REUNION (LucasEntertainment.Com), MANPLAY DOUBLE PACK (DON’T ASK DON’T TELL and AT LARGE) (TitanMen.com), BAREBACK CUMPARTY 8 – WET ‘N’ STICKY (OTBVideo.Com), DISCIPLINING THE UNDISCIPLINED ATHLETE and LESSON WELL LEARNED (BijouWorld.com), CM5 MAXIMUS (CenturionPicturesXXX.Com), LATIN JOCKS (RagingStallion.Com), DOUBLE DICK THE TWINKS (CFSPorn.Com), and softcore DANTE’S INFERNO (TLAVideo.Com).

BUT FIRST: I suppose everyone is looking forward to Gus Van Sant’s movie “MILK,” starring Sean Penn as Harvey Milk, the openly gay San Francisco Supervisor who was assassinated by a crazed colleague in 1978. The trailer is available on YouTube HERE, and I daresay many other places online as well. I just watched it, and I want to say that Penn certainly has made himself resemble Harvey physically, and even seems to have captured some of his casually, coyly flirtatious aspect. I had been afraid they were going to make Harvey pompous and grave. I knew Harvey to speak to when he was in the orbit of genius stage director Tom O’Horgan in the 1960s in New York. I never had the slightest impression that he was ever going to be a person of any importance whatsoever, which just goes to show how unperceptive I am. The last time I saw Harvey was outside the Biltmore Theatre in New York a couple of days before O’Horgan’s revolutionary production of “Hair” opened there in 1968. He was supervising workmen who were raising a special psychedelic decorative frame around the theatre’s entrance, and laughing because, due to Broadway union rules, he could not himself nail the frame up. He always did little jobs like that for O’Horgan, and that was how one thought of him. As it turned out, he was a courageous and innovative thinker and a man of action. I wish I had known him better. Never discount anyone you meet. He might just turn out to be the messiah.

Color and sound are remarkably sharp in BROTHER’S REUNION (LucasEntertainment.Com). “I have a brother? Since when?” hunky, bearded Wilifred Knight asks with a charming accent into his cellphone on a New York street, then goes to a date with a lookalike, Arpad Miklos. They make the bed groan while through a window we see cars and people passing by, very hot (the two lovers are like gods in the trivial city, displaying for the mortals below strings of spit between a mouth and an asshole). En route after sex to meet his brother, Knight passes up dates with a vast-dicked fuck-buddy who forces his hard-on into a twink instead (above right), and with star-eyed Jason Crew who flip-fucks with a park pick-up (and briefly fucks himself, of course). Lean younger brother Anthony Marks, fresh off the bus, wants only one thing, and sits right down on it after mutual fraternal rimming, for all those pedestrians to see if they’d just look up (above left)! AMAZING asshole stuff! Lucas Entertainment Members can watch it now HERE. In Bonus disk, Crew squirts an enema from his hole and pees on Jackson Wild, and Lucas himself pees on twink Tommy Deluca.

I wish I could show you how sensationally well-videographed by Jett Blakk the two Tony Alizzi-directed movies in MANPLAY DOUBLE PACK (TitanMen.Com) are! 2000’s DON’T ASK DON’T TELL covers a military trial. Colonel Cole Tucker is required to describe sexual activity among his men. He objects, on “don’t ask, don’t tell” lines. “You can’t handle how it really is!” Among a lot of angry-making statistics about the military’s persecution of gays, four edgy sex-scenes (often in lurid color, three of them group-stuff) illustrate Tucker’s points. A boisterous barroom gang-bang looks like your own hottest masturbation fantasy. In Post-Modern fashion, the movie “references” a certain well-known military trial movie, but moves beyond mere spoof or satire because of its own virile rage. The cast is well-chosen and wholly convincing in character. I especially liked Chad Johnson who looks as if he could be Tyler Saint’s very together daddy, and the chance to see a very lean and pretty Michael Brandon. 2001’s AT LARGE begins with a snide prison guard jacking himself off with the mouth of a beautiful prisoner (Steve O’Donnell, who resembles Casper Van Dien) while a wall-full of photos of past wardens looks on. This is a mean movie about mean people. Poor buggered O’Donnell wants out. You would too, unless you like getting forcibly fucked by handsome prisoners and guards alike, and who could like that? Blond and brunet bodybuilders face-fuck one prisoner together! But there’s dark, masculine tenderness as well. Damian Ford, a kind of gay porn Marlon Brando, flip-fucks philosophically with his nearly-as-gorgeous cellmate. Their tits have turned scarlet by the time they’re through. The prison-break/gang-rape is scary. The feral good looks of a Gary Busey/Nick Nolte type named David Nelson add to the realism. The movie is, appropriately, shot largely in tight, claustrophobic close-ups, whether dramatic or sexual. Color throughout is bright and sharp except for flaring caused by those Day-Glo orange prison coveralls. Prisoners often look a bit orange too, but that looks swell against the gray prison walls. Buy it HERE.

Okay I’m going to say “frighteningly young-looking” just once, and then get down to recommending the delightful romp, BAREBACK CUMPARTY 8 – WET ‘N’ STICKY (OTBVideo.Com). I have no idea which Latino twink is which. They are introduced at the top, but with their mouths open receiving cum, and it’s hard to tell men apart when they’re like that. The first couple is in a bubbling tub full of soapsuds. They start in shorts for some reason, but get them off for sucking right away. Besides cocksucking there’s plenty of display of butt-slit, which gets fully fucked. The soapsuds look like cum, too. It’s pretty. It’s sexy. It’s pretty sexy. Other couples carry on in a swimming-pool (without suds) where their towels are the same color as the poolside flowers (pretty). Three (count ‘em, three) sweeties by what looks like yet another pool do horseplay and then whores-play. Next pair is back in the hot tub. Then two lawn workers spray a horny onlooker, who grabs the hose and fights back. They do a lot of outdoor hosing. You can see other OTB products HERE, and apparently you can see a FREE TRAILER and buy this one or see it whole or scene-by-scene HERE.

I’ll do a whole range of pleasant things to any male butts that might fall into my hands. But it never occurred to me to spank one. Two short movies make me think I might have missed something. Cock was nothing, just something that happened to dangle from a man over your lap, and ass was everything to whoever ran MAN’S HAND FILMS (BijouWorld.Com). 1989’s DISCIPLINING THE UNDISCIPLINED ATHLETE stars a very young and handsome Gino Colbert as a boxer with pecs and abs like Roman armor (above left) who turns the tables on a tall guy who makes ”shorty” jokes, and then gets his well-built bottom vice-versaed. In adjoining apartments, roommates annoyed by loud music palm rude youths’ posteriors simultaneously. Then some surfers get coached till their rears are red. Only an occasional paddle or shower-thong comes between hand and hindparts. 1988’s LESSON WELL LEARNED (above right) is cruder technically, and kinkier in content, with paddles, drag, handcuffs, smoking and drinking, some average-lookers, and my favorite line, “I’m a senior. You can’t do this to me!” Buy them both and many other MAN’S HAND products HERE.

CM5 MAXIMUS (CenturionPicturesXXX.Com) is one hundred and forty-six somber, widescreen minutes of sensuous, dark images of muscular, furry, often tattooed or body-jewelried males variously pleasuring their pricks with hand-pumps and each other’s mouths and assholes. They make leather benches, cushions, and slings creak. The movie is like a sex-dream under a fever, a travelogue around monumental bodies in mood-lighting like interstellar space. Lighting and color subtly change throughout a scene (there are five), and scenes seamlessly blend into one another. Essentially this is a long visual symphonic tribute to testosterone, musically arranged as you’d expect from a movie co-directed by composer J.D. Slater (with Jake Deckard). Cast consists of Tober Brandt, Brock Hatcher, Peter Axel, Hank Dutch, Rocky Torrez, Vin Costes, Nick Angelo, Nick Ceazar, and Charlie Fabravo. See pix, synopsis, and FREE TRAILER and buy it HERE.

LATIN JOCKS (RagingStallion.Com) is a rather arbitrary title for six scenes of smooth, mostly conspicuously well built, mostly Caucasian-seeming youths doing nothing like sports (except a letterboxed fuck on a terrace over a foozeball table—above). But they are lovely, ranging from dark and fuzzy-butted to slick and tanlined. Although the models are slightly older, more muscular, and, well, more Latin than those in Bacchus’ asian-twink movies, this movie reminded me of that lovely series, in that it’s all direct action, very well-shot, and even seems to take place in the elegantly, yet efficiently decorated rooms of a similar luxurious bathhouse or hotel. See a TRAILER, synopsis, and pix, and buy this one HERE.

A friend recommended DOUBLE DICK THE TWINKS (CFSPorn.Com), saying, “Bob, this is JUST like the parties we had in New York when we were young!” Boy, was he right (right down to the lack of condoms)! Despite on-and-off sound, this letterboxed, subtly colored feature delivers just what the title promises—ingenue assholes stretched tight around two tools at a time—but much more, too. Two nasty-minded little cuties place an ad inviting strange men over, and then leave their apartment door as open as their eager little assholes. This leads to blowjobs backlit by Venetian blinds, bouncy-bouncy buttfucks on sturdy mattresses, and at last to the advertised specialty, (the poking by pairs), plus the visiting adults doing each other’s butts, too. As swell as the double-dicking is, I also enjoyed the nostalgic, go-to-hell, bright-lit, any-anus-will-do orgying atmosphere. See pix galleries, video clips, and buy HERE.

Softcore (unless you’re aroused by paper-dolls) DANTE’S INFERNO (TLAVideo.Com) is, indeed, Dante’s Inferno as seen by a smart-ass slacker, translated into modern times and casual slang, and performed in a Victorian toy theatre. No, don’t go away; it’s wonderful! A dude named Dante wakes up in an alley after a party and follows an old guy in a toga, the poet Vergil, through grubby, gritty metropolitan blight, peopled by cardboard cutouts operated by rods and strings (above, left). The result sometimes resembles those animated interludes by Terry Gilliam in early Monty Python movies. Let us be frank. This unique thingamabob is enchanting, absorbing, ingenious, opinionated, sometimes infuriating. The First Circle of Hell, for instance, is political protest (???). Circle Two is porn (“If they’re being punished, why do they get to have sex all the time?”). Sometimes it’s smart-ass. The Fifth Circle is a Model-Home Time-Share presentation (fifteen golf courses). Sometimes it’s just plain corny (“Where the Hell are we?”). Cops randomly beating street people (above right) strike a recent Minneapolan nerve. Some viewers may be infuriated that the Seventh Circle of Hell is a gay disco (The White Swallow), and, perhaps inevitably, the satire briefly bogs down in fidelity to the original’s attacks on Catholicism. But lobbyists in Circle Eight do a musical number as funny as anything in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. And throughout the movie, the tinker-toy technique is constantly surprising and amusing. See a TRAILER and buy this cranky little masterpiece HERE.

RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO is a big, purple book, packed with 22 plays, 37 brief memoirs, and 51 photos (samples above) from the Greenwich Village storefront coffeehouse which was THE BIRTHPLACE OF OFF-OFF BROADWAY AND OF GAY THEATRE. For the HARDCOVER edition, go HERE. For the PAPERBACK edition, go HERE.

SEE ME ON VIDEO along with many other living legends of underground theatre HERE. Go down to the segment marked THE CAFFE CINO (00:11:45) and click on WATCH SEGMENT. If you are then curious to know yet more about the Caffe Cino, you may find the Contents Page to fifty-four picture pages about it HERE.

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