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Reviewed are softcore WRANGLER: ANATOMY OF AN ICON (TLAReleasing.Com), DON’T BE SHY (Mans-Art.Com) (depicted at left), COP LUV (VCAPictures.Com), WORKLOADS! (VCAPictures.Com), HOT ASSED HUNKS (VCAPictures.Com), softcore ANOTHER GAY MOVIE (TLAReleasing.Com), hetero, softcore MAN WOMAN AND THE WALL (TLAReleasing.Com).

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Thank you, director Jeffrey Schwarz! Softcore WRANGLER: ANATOMY OF AN ICON (TLAReleasing.Com) deftly tells the whole story of its dazzling, darling, dicky star (above) in its first three riveting minutes and then spends eighty minutes cleverly, courageously, touchingly, and above all absorbingly detailing it. Jack was the first pornster whose image and name were known, because he came from a show-biz family and knew how to sell himself. He tells you all the ropes and dues he went through. Like, did you know he did dinner theatre? And that his own father casually “outed” him at dinner? All of this before he was dinner onscreen. Although, as Jack points out, he married a wonderful woman (songbird Margaret Whiting) and hasn’t done porn for thirty years, he’ll always be our Charlie Chaplin/Rudoph Valentino/Elmo Lincoln—the champion who liberated gay porn. Many celebrities help Jack narrate his life, including Joe Gage, Bruce Vilanch, Michael Musto, Chi Chi LaRue, Gino Colbert, Jamie Gillis, Michael Denneny, and a devilishly handsome playwright whom they show only occasionally in order to keep him from stealing the whole show—but they needn’t worry. No one could ever take your eyes off of Jack Wrangler. I mean, what other human male has ever had that many different haircuts? To find when this long-overdue joyful tribute is showing near you, click cities and showtimes at bottom right of the page HERE (where in October you’ll also be able to order the DVD).

2006’s DON’T BE SHY (Mans-Art.Com) introduces its beautiful Euro-twink cast with strangely somber music. But an intellectual-looking lad doesn’t look somber as he follows instructions on a leaflet, “Don’t be shy, call me,” and encounters sleepy-eyed, mercenary Jorge. The intellectual says, “I’m not gay, I’d just like to try it. You got it?” In seconds, Jorge has got it (long and uncut) in his mouth. Blow-job close-ups are so close you can see up Jorge’s nose. The intellectual dildos Jorge’s resilient rectum pretty thoroughly before fucking it like an expert, or like a fucking machine! Tit-clamp twinkling, Jorge cums himself, but High I.Q. just keeps on fuckin’ (above left)! In a sex-club, a dark-blond and a lighter one suck each other with moist red mouths. Light Blond rims and rams Dark Blond’s smooth butt. Two brunets have similar sucky-fucky fun, with splashy results. Then three brunets, including High I.Q. (who serves as middleman), bugger on a bench (above, right). I.Q., clearly a glutton, heads right for a big black cock. Finally, a wide-eyed sweetie who’s been voyeuring on most of this male madness joins the black-white couple for triple climaxes. Another scene follows that, but you get the idea, I think. They’re male. They’re twinks. They suck, rim, and fuck. They cum. It’s heaven. Buy HERE.

1991’s COP LUV (VCAPictures.Com) follows cover cop Ron Nelson (who looks very much like mustached, sunglassed, brush-cut Deputy James Garcia on “Reno 911”) through only one of its five scenes. He lets cute Beau Davis know by nudges with his nightstick exactly how the cutie can get out of a traffic ticket. After fucking the youth, Nelson stands beside him as they jack, their torsos speaking volumes (above, left). Next, a caption explains that two letter-jacketed jocks fucking by a fireplace wish each other were cops. Beau returns with a shaggy haired lover who is a “private dick” and dildos Beau’s tanlined tushy. Then two pairs of young editors of this movie get hot (presumably from watching the footage). The first couple includes a youth with beautiful black Liz Taylor eyebrows and –lashes (above, right) . Directed by Peter DePew. Pre-order HERE (available September nineteenth).

Do people still have sex-parties? If so, HIS Videos’ 4-hour compilations of fucks and sucks make wonderful ice-breakers and wallpaper for an orgy—let me personally assure you! WORKLOADS! (VCAPictures.Com) contains fifteen sex-scenes from, well, they say “before July 3, 1995,” but not how long before. Let the haircuts be your guide (insert smilie face). Scene-by-scene: a baby-blond boiler-repair-twink eats right through a David Cassidy type’s red tights. A twink in the wrong hotel room gives head and hole to the rightful renter under a Toulouse-Lautrec print! In a clean jail, a golden-suntanned drunk driver passes time taking it doggie-style from a dark-chocolate cellmate. A way-longhaired black has “landed a deal” and flip-fucks with his very light Latino beau to celebrate. Twink spanks unfaithful lover but buggers him anyway. A redhead and brunet are both so beautiful, brunet barely gets to fuck redhead before they both pop (above, left). A worshipful twinky removes a baggy uniform to dildo himself open for physically perfect officer to fuck. A movie director doesn’t care what three studs do, so long as they make their cumshots “facial!” A heartbreakingly lovely blond starts a fiveway among collegiate types. Five studs fuck around on a disco floor; one’s fucked with a hammer-handle. In stylized color, two pinkish-black dudes look lovely fucking. Then three vividly pink-and-blue white dudes get it on on zebra-striped sheets (above, right). An improbably pretty and tiny twink pays for goofing off at work by letting the boss fuck him in many poses. A porcelain-smooth jock jacks in bathroom mirror. A cute blond blows a handsome one to romantic music, which continues when he’s screwed. Buy this and lots more such cock- and cornhole-crowded compilations HERE.

HOT ASSED HUNKS (VCAPictures.Com) is another HIS Video 15-scene, 4-hour piñata of prick and pokehole from “before July 3, 1995.” Scenes are varied and deliciously vulgar. The sucking and fucking of two dudes sunbathing indoors (?) are apparently controlled by a guy at a computer. Both starting in business suits, a slouching young job applicant “from Iowa” sucks a boss’ cut boner, then sits on it with his skinny butt. At “Hot House Lodge,” two hung honeys perform sodomy on a luxurious sofa (one shoves the other’s head away form his crotch, whispering, “My turn!”). A beautiful small boy with a sweet little beginning mustache jacks while on the phone. Under a wall of muscle magazine covers, a guy who starts in a denim jacket fucks one who starts in black leather. One young god watches two others screw on a beach from Paradise. Shedding jeans and leather jackets to reveal harnesses, a brunet flip-fucks with a blond. Over a chic bathroom sink, a nude brunet profoundly pokes a t-shirted blond’s tanlined rush. To classical music, a frighteningly young lad gets his cock sucked and then ridden on by a dignified, intelligent-looking man. To a throbbing bass, an aggressive street-meat type sweats as he ravishes the rectum of a willing middle-class blond. Disney-prince-cute redhead and brunet swap sucks on the floor wearing bulky tennis shoes. A surly tough insults a prissy toff on the street, but gets fucked by him in a big carved-wood bed (above left). On a basketball court, a bearded white man buggers a black man who is shaped like Roman statues. An experienced model talks a younger one through his first on-camera fuck. Eight dudes meet and mate in a black room lit by porn videos (above, right). Buy this and many more putz-packed HERE.

Last week, I enjoyed the teen-queen laff-fest ANOTHER GAY SEQUEL: GAYS GONE WILD so much, I went right out and rented its prequel, softcore ANOTHER GAY MOVIE (TLAReleasing.Com). Ain’t nothin’ wrong with it, although I enjoyed the sequel more. This one, however, has the same ideal-spread quartet of teen heroes (a beauty, a nerd, a screamer, a dreamer), the same invigorating EDWARD SCISSORHANDS color, and the same delightful four-dimensional bad taste (above!). Buy HERE.:

Happy heterosexual accident: By accident (a happy accident, as it turns out), I was sent the mainstream, hetero, softcore MAN WOMAN AND THE WALL (TLAReleasing.Com). The Japanese hero’s apartment-neighbor is a chick. He lives with his ear to her thin wall, rifles her garbage, jacks while hearing her fucked. By a neat plot turn, he becomes her protector from another, evil voyeur. Fascinating moral ambiguity, but big, clear subtitles. Buy HERE.

RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO is a big, purple book, packed with 22 plays, 37 brief memoirs, and 51 photos (samples above) from the Greenwich Village storefront coffeehouse which was THE BIRTHPLACE OF OFF-OFF BROADWAY AND OF GAY THEATRE. For the HARDCOVER edition, go HERE. For the PAPERBACK edition, go HERE.

SEE ME ON VIDEO along with many other living legends of underground theatre HERE. Go down to the segment marked THE CAFFE CINO (00:11:45) and click on WATCH SEGMENT. If you are then curious to know yet more about the Caffe Cino, you may find the Contents Page to fifty-four picture pages about it HERE.

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