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August 3, 2008
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Reviewed are GRUNTS OF FISTING: ARM OF ONE (RagingStallion.Com), SURPRISE PACKAGE (TitanMen.Com), SUMMER MEMORIES, INDECENT PROPOSAL, and AFTERPARTY (FalconStudios.Com), BOYS DON’T CRY and THE FARM (Mans-Art.Com), and TRICKS AND TREATS and BIGGER STRONGER HARDER (VCAPictures.Com).
But first, there’s a FREE TRAILER for a movie that’s coming out in September, FRIENDLY FORCE (JamieHendrix.Com), HERE. At bottom of page, click on "I AGREE ENTER SITE," and you should be taken right to the page with the trailer video. Some viewers may have to click "RE-PLAY TRAILER" at the bottom of that page.
GRUNTS OF FISTING: ARM OF ONE (RagingStallion.Com) is yet another refinement by director David Hempling of producer Chris Wards’s monomaniacally masculine vision of manual/anal congress. In a dark netherworld composed of khaki tarps and camouflage netting, men wearing boots, tattoos, body jewelry, and shiny black gloves invade other guys’ resilient assholes (once with a gun, once over a steaming jeep). Tongues and plenty of dicks get into those close-shaved little chutes, too. But lard flies often enough! There’s an assortment of body-jewelry glimpsed as well, including the series’ trademark dogtags, of course. See the full, rich range of the latest Raging Stallion movies HERE. See a detailed synopsis of this one with pix and buy it HERE.
Gross crotches look even grosser among genteel décor in SURPRISE PACKAGE (TitanMen.Com), in five terrifically capable, wonderful-looking, all-action Eurostud scenes, four of them threeways. Only uncut cocks and a few details of furnishing make you realize you’re abroad (when was the last time you saw a wrought-iron bedstead painted white?). A cutie in jockstrap, collar, and cuffs (sort of a Chippendale’s dancer) pops out of a big package at a presumed birthday party in a big country house. He and two velvet-skinned honey-hunks make lengthy love in a bathroom and bedroom, both blue. The party-guests, sorting through porn DVDs, come up with enough ideas for a tawny trio against soft deviled-egg yellow walls, a youngish threeway in a red room with a pink sofa (now that’s Czech!), and another on a brocade claret-colored divan against ecru drapes. The next room is all pale, pale gold which makes three skinny sweeties cavorting on the chaise longue look an indescribably sensuous shade of pale, pale rose. A couple who come after the party’s over find a powder-blue room with a curiously resilient snuff-brown bed in it. Best overall description of the cast is, lean but by no means hungry. Lots of hi-def musculature, as well as soft, strokable young skin, too. See a free trailer for members only, read a synopsis, and buy HERE.
SUMMER MEMORIES (FalconStudios.Com) I haven’t often seen Falcon movies, but I‘m always hearing that they’re among the best in the field. This Tom Bradford-directed one is certainly generous (two and a half hours!), and just about as well-videographed (by Dennis Cameron) as a movie can be. In an attractive, sprawling country-house somewhere in Europe, a handsome young man packs to leave in a Peugot, but lingers to recall four long, lovingly-captured scenes of hunks who strip off casually chic clothes to have, just for starters, an easy, passionate threeway on the delicate Louis XV parlor furniture. It’s just not a place where you’d expect so much masculine action, so the effect is a bit fantastic and surrealistic. A gorgeous carved-wood bed with a purple spread makes two horny golden bodybuilders stand out vividly. A huge pool-table with a to-die-for fringed lighting fixture supports a youthful trio, shot so as to look magical and monumental. A final duo on a dark, polished desk in an office with a fireplace is especially dreamlike, the hot hole in a white butt getting rudely reamed as males grunt and howl in such a dignified atmosphere. See pics and synopsis and buy HERE.
As lively as an animated cartoon is INDECENT PROPOSAL (FalconStudios.Com). This lilting, lighthearted, letterboxed twink-movie directed by Rolf Hammerschmidt focuses on the two supercute cover-twinkies’ (and their ilks’) various pickups. Dark, red-and-black shots of cruisy nighttime streets lead to bright-lit apartments where our sexy little stars and their leering pick-ups strip to dip dicks into one another in various combinations. Like all twinks in gay porn, these live in luxurious and stylish accommodations. The shooting and editing in four duos, a trio, an a fourway often pop into stylized modes with color distortion, split-screen, or abstract space, like a hyper-sexed-up Target commercial. The energy and invention never let up, but don’t worry; the porn basics of hot crotch-shots and ecstatic ejaculation are never neglected. See pics and synopsis and buy HERE.
It’s a widescreen world in AFTERPARTY (FalconStudios.Com), just to accommodate star Erik Rhodes, who is bigger than anyone else in he movie, possibly than anyone in the world. In his hillside mansion, the big brute learns that he has passed the bar exam, throws his arms in the air in victory like Rocky, and then throws a “hell of a bash.” And a heaven of a hell it is, with a lightshow swirling, a dude getting rimmed, and another dude getting champagne drunk from his belly button. But it narrows down to a man-and-youth buttfuck on a gray banquette, then a friendly fourway with the new lawyer on a blue one. In the sober light of day, our drunk-again hero brings home two equally-soused black and white guys for a session of drinking wine and eating ass in the shower, and switch-around flip-fucking, topped by an athletic D.P.’ing of the host. Still restless after these excesses, Rhodes calls in a grinning blond whose asshole he has his tongue into in seconds, his finger shortly after that, and whose tattooed thighs rise high into the air as the host fucks him in front of a fireplace and mirror. All of these obviously upscale party-animals have kissing-sweet shaved assholes and great haircuts. See pics and synopsis and buy HERE.
Director Marcel Bruckmann makes all-action Euro-twink movies which are notable for excellently clear and sharp imagery of lads made-up, coifed, and shot to take maximum advantage of their youth, beauty (both facial and muscular), and willingness. Just a couple of weeks ago I recommended JIZZY TOYBOYZ and BOYS@WORK, and looky here this week we’ve already got two more! 2006’s BOYS DON’T CRY (Mans-Art.Com) features a startling on-screen erection, that is, the thing is flaccid and then right in front of your eyes grows to full size. Talk about an attention-getter! After that, the movie offers six succulent twink-scenes, two of them trios, with superb color which carefully conveys the twinks’ sparse bushes and lick-it-slick skin. A t-shirt is torn off in scene one, there’s very tentative tit-clamping right at the start of scene two, a mid-fuck dildoing in scene three, a middleman in the fourth-scene trio who resembles young George Peppard, two prissy pretties servicing a scruffy dude in scene five, and a final very romantic short-brunet and long-blond pair (well, as romantic as you can be when gobbling balls and finger-stretching anuses for flip-fucking). FREE WEB-CLIPS HERE. See SCREEN SHOTS, trailer for members, and buy this one HERE. 2004’s THE FARM (Mans-Art.Com) is eight scenes of twinks from the Czech Republic, which I don’t think makes them republicans. It’s the usual batch of pink-skinned muscleboys, beautifully gotten-up, this time in a timeless rural aura of white horses, haybarns, flawless flesh, a pitchfork handle for a dildo, and post-chow trios and quartets. FREE WEB-CLIPS HERE. See SCREEN SHOTS, trailer for members, and buy this one HERE.
TRICKS AND TREATS and BIGGER STRONGER HARDER (VCAPictures.Com) are two more of HIS Video/Tool Factory’s 4-Hour compilations of pre-code pricks, each with 14 scenes, sometimes with bits of story still stuck in the scenes and much mousse in the hair. TRICKS AND TREATS’ treats include blond-on-blond amidst modern art, white-on-white massage in Hawaii, the matchless Zak Spears in a surrealist basement, short-haired blond twinks on a metal kitchen table, long-haired driver and hitchhiker on a bouncy bed, a prissy renovator and his macho-clone client, an almost-fluorescent blond’s solo, a medical exam gone wrong (or right?), two two-ways listening to one another by phone, a romantic proposal-by-sex, a cowboy masturbation, some home-movie looking lovemaking, and an aggressive redhead and a shy black-with-glasses, who turns out to wear a black jockstrap for underwear! BIGGER STRONGER HARDER offers bunkhouse bodybuilders, one blond seducing another by swinging his thing at him, a boner with a ribbon on it as a birthday gift (“Why don’t ya blow out the candle?”), handsome Ryan Idol dicking a blond on a tractor, golden blonds on a bed, consolation cornholing by a sympathetic bartender, three sessions of Latino/gringo sex by super-cuties out of a masturbation fantasy (in one, the blond has a mustache!), a “Mister, your robe’s coming open. Oh, that’s all right, it’s getting kind of hot in here, I think I’ll take off my shirt” moment, primitive sex beside modern furniture, a champagne party beside urinals, Hollywood audition sex under an “Annie Hall” poster, and a super-sweaty massage under anatomical charts. Buy either or both or lots more of these four-hour phallus-fests HERE.
RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO is a big., thick book packed with 22 plays, 37 brief memoirs, and 51 photos from the Greenwich Village storefront coffeehouse which was THE BIRTHPLACE OF OFF-OFF BROADWAY AND OF GAY THEATRE. For the HARDCOVER edition, go HERE. For the PAPERBACK edition, go HERE.
SEE ME ON VIDEO along with many other living legends of underground theatre HERE. Go down to the segment marked THE CAFFE CINO (00:11:45) and click on WATCH SEGMENT. If you are then curious to know yet more about the Caffe Cino, you may find the Contents Page to fifty-four picture pages about it HERE.
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