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July 27, 2008
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Reviewed are FEARLESS (TreasureIslandMedia.com), 18 TODAY # 23 – FRESH STUFF (FrenchConnXXX.Com), BROADWAY BOYS (GFI.Com.), THE TWINK WHISPERER (PZPProductions.Com), SWALLOW WITH PRIDE (LucasEntertainment.Com), ASSHOLES IN HEAT and BACK DOOR BUDDIES (VCAPictures.Com), BLOWBUDDIES (ASG-MEDIA.com), ORAL 101: SUCK-HOME TRAINING! (GayMagix.Com), book GONE TO THE MOVIES, book RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO, and online video and website THE CAFFE CINO.
How many movies offer you three gang-bangs, an interracial trio, and five rough couples? Try FEARLESS (TreasureIslandMedia.com). After a bestially stimulating first scene of a hairy-backed dude getting relentlessly double-fucked in suffocating close-ups which barely let one glimpse the other guys waiting to get into his ass, the remaining scenes--a younger-older fuck with a cum-spouting asshole, a gray-bearded white dude with tanlines and a Prince Albert bouncing on a thug-dressed black’s boner, an older baldheaded guy rimming and ramming a younger one while sucking on an uplifted young foot, and Sean Storm, as smooth and ebullient as ever, getting fucked by a big ol’ dude with Maori-tattooed arms—all these seem comparatively tame. And that’s just Disc One! Disc Two goes from seven tops of assorted age, color, and size violating a small, slick guy over a pool-table, sometimes two of them at a time, moves on through a mature, beautiful, jockstrapped blond being buggered alternately by a quietly determined, Marine-type white and a zero-grams-of-fat black, then a bearded guy licking boots before being buttfucked, to climax (what an inadequate word) in one of the tops from the pool-table party being boinked in a sling by seven leathered lovers. All of this is blatantly presented as a show, with camera equipment and sometimes cameras visible, and if a gang-banger insults the bottom inarticulately, the producer even provides a subtitle! See a FREE TRAILER and a super-detailed synopsis complete with many photos, and buy the movie HERE.
18 TODAY # 23 – FRESH STUFF (FrenchConnXXX.Com) This 2002 Eurotwinker provides three outdoor and two indoor scenes with mild kinkiness. The longhaired cover boy from 18 TODAY #22 – NATURE BOYS takes the belt from his leather pants and threatens to spank a tall soap-opera-handsome buddy in the woods, but he’s just teasing and bends to go down on the honey standing up. Honey, who really acts like he’s never felt another cock before, goes down like a pro on Longhair. Sweet note: he keeps jacking Longhair when first fucking him. After a while, Honey sets his own lean ass down onto Longhair’s boner (just to see how it feels?). Next, three twinks in a haybarn aren’t speaking English, but it looks pretty clear that the two nerdy ones are talking the pretty brunet into “trying” it. They suck his tongue and his tool, then let him stick dick into ass and fuck it. He looks surprised and pleased. In young woods, a blond gives an auburn-haired buddy some head and himself a hand. On a wooden bridge, a really slender pair, a lovely brunet and his dark-blond friend, seem to negotiate before heading for the bushes to swap sucks and have the blond ride brunet rod as the sun sets. Indoors, another dark-blond beats his meat in an inflatable canoe! Buy HERE.
1984’s BROADWAY BOYS (FrenchConnXXX.Com) stars the star of stars, blue-eyed, platinum-blond JACK WRANGLER. It’s the hour-long story of a young flautist pressured into a sexual relationship by his flute-instructor. Any Freudian wisecracks about that are defused by hot sexual close-ups. Besides forced fucking with the teacher, the flautist has a handsome neighbor who comes to complain about the noise, and the two also do private sex shows. The movie features heartwarming footage of Manhattan streets back when CATS and DREAMGIRLS were on Broadway (the flautist performs on Times Square corners for spare change). Wrangler plays a generous passer-by who gets the musician a big Broadway break in exchange for ‘a piece of the action.” Jack’s a hoot delivering lines like that. There are also 42 minutes of hilarious Vintage Trailers (for HARLEY’S ANGELS, for instance) which are themselves worth the price of rental. Buy the movie HERE. Also see a page about P.M. productions, the original producer of this movie, HERE, and a page about the new documentary, WRANGLER: ANATOMY OF AN ICON (in which I can be glimpsed) with a FREE TRAILER HERE.
THE TWINK WHISPERER (PZPProductions.Com) is from one of porn’s premier producers of comedy, the company which gave us last year’s hilarious OLIVER TWINK. “I died a virgin,” complains a twink-ghost who died in 1936 in room 69 of a motel. “Whenever two straight boys spend the night there, they find themselves in the throes of animal passion.” Four couples in four decades prove his point with lovely young limbs flung out in all directions. There are two refugees from “Grease,” two from “Hair,” a flashback to the baby-blond narrator’s 1936 death from porn and a dildo (that combination will kill you every time), two from “The Brady Bunch/Family Ties,” and finally, nowadays, a crophaired poet with an outcropping of cock conjures our hapless phantasmal fairy and, well, that would be spoiling a delightfully silly and sexy tale. You can buy this and OLIVER TWINK for yourself and all your friends HERE.
Widescreen SWALLOW WITH PRIDE (LucasEntertainment.Com) starts with one cutie fondling another’s foot on a conveniently L-shaped sofa. Then they kiss noisily—including armpits. Who knows to what mad places they might go? Well, they suck cock (they have long cocks), finger and tongue a glistening, shiny, shaved anus in Space Odyssey close-ups, then lube and condom and, bingo, cornhole! After copious cumming, the crophaired top pisses in the tousle-haired bottom’s mouth. Alas, all of the above is done with a shaky, jerky camera and with the microphone sometimes oddly-placed so that furniture sounds louder than lovers. The same rocky camera offers us three more attractive scenes: a doctor holds the nose of an athlete blowing him so that athlete gags, and after fucking him rewards the athlete with a piss cocktail; a very young kitchen couple are more interested in getting messy than in cleaning counters; and beside a gleaming swimming pool, a stud’s smile gives a twink courage to lie back and get his eaten-open asshole pissed into by two stunning studs! After one fucks him and feeds him wad, he’s washed again with another urinary shower. See cast pix and a synopsis and buy HERE.
ASSHOLES IN HEAT and BACK DOOR BUDDIES (VCAPictures.Com) are from the HIS 4 HOURS series, abundant anthologies of TOOL FACTORY ass-action from—well, it says prior to 1995, but not how far prior (insert smilie). Fifteen romantic, realistic, or stylized scenes in ASSHOLES IN HEAT range from casual cocksucking and cornholing, through a home video session, a sweaty steam-room trio, a fifties-looking after-school ass-banging, a day-glo alleyway duo, a sultry encounter amid chain-link fencing, a thug-and-nice-boys threeway, laundry-room luxuriating, late-night straight-guy experimentation, bourgeois butch-guy seduction, kidnapped bodybuilder-boning, blond-blind post-shower shafting (with tanlines), campfire cornholing, deliberate dishonor among thieves, to compensating a buddy for an absent boyfriend. Fourteen scenes in BACK DOOR BUDDIES stretch from friendly fucking between mature blacks through lazy beachcomber bum-fucking, interracial leather, underwear fetishism, an interracial comfort-fuck, a hot-tub tooling, bathroom boinking, interracial make-up sex, black-black bathroom boinking, white-white romance, black-black reassurance sex, fourway freight-car hobo butt-humping, straight-guy late-night experimenting (again—the only repeated scene), to buddy-banging instead of fighting (on a pooltable!). Buy either or both HERE and have a wonderful time drooling over the cocks and giggling over the haircuts.
BLOWBUDDIES (ASG-MEDIA.com) This is from AMATEUR STRAIGHT GUYS, the series shot in a sort of ‘round-the-clock bed-and-breakfast for visiting het men who don’t mind paying for their room and board (and maybe picking up some pocket money) by performing abominations with other guys on camera. In fact, some guys show up again and again. The directors, Doug and Jay, sometimes take part in playtime. Before each scene, a homemade description of that scene’s contents scrolls up. Be advised, these are not metrosexuals, and Doug and Jay are not “Queer Eyes” chic-ing their guests up. They like ‘em right off of the highway. You couldn’t ask for a friendlier, folksier, fuckier homo-home-movie. Fully-dressed Doug and Jay blow and rim sweet street-meat Lucas awake. My favorite of five scenes here was a hee-haw four-way performed according to what’s written on each side of some purple dice which the director gives four dudes to throw. But you can read the official descriptions of each of five scenes HERE. Click a scene’s cast-list to see the write-up. And you can buy all available Amateur Straight Guys movies HERE.
ORAL 101: SUCK-HOME TRAINING! (GayMagix.Com) Yes, this is from High Drive Productions, which takes twinks so young-looking their ages come after their names in parentheses, out into the woods and has them violate each other in the great outdoors. Usually they have only trailer-houses to change in, but this time they get a cabin! In front of clotheslines bright with rows of white jockey shorts, two cuties quarrel over what constitutes clean laundry, make each other wear shorts on their heads, and then get seriously sexy on the clapboard porch. Another couple, wet from a waterfight washing a car, make lyrical love before having seamy sex near the trailer houses. Another couple interrupts fishing. Back at the clothesline, a snotty blond criticizes two brunets’ laundry skills, which by some hidden internal logic calls for a threeway, as does a game of toss-ball out in the tall grass with lean little bodies bathed in golden sunset light. (This series is notable for sudden moments of unexpected beauty, and for its sublimely silly interviews with the twinks after the action is over. One wisecracker, asked what’s the kinkiest thing he’s done sexually, replies, “Made porn?”) Buy HERE.

Book GONE TO THE MOVIES contains almost fifty large color gay parodies of famous movie posters (see samples above) whose words may not be quite as sharp or pointed as their pictures. But the pictures are smashing! You may order this amusing coffee-table conversation-starter HERE. I wish I could show you my favorite pages, the fold-out, two-page “Exorcist” still-parody, but the publisher provided clean copies of only the above three images.
Book RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO is a big., thick volume packed with 22 plays, 37 brief memoirs, and 51 photos from the Greenwich Village storefront coffeehouse which was THE BIRTHPLACE OF OFF-OFF BROADWAY AND OF GAY THEATRE. For the HARDCOVER edition, go HERE. For the PAPERBACK edition, go HERE.
SEE ME ON VIDEO along with many other living legends of underground theatre HERE. Go down to the segment marked THE CAFFE CINO (00:11:45) and click on WATCH SEGMENT. If you are then curious to know yet more about the Caffe Cino, you may find the Contents Page to fifty-four picture pages about it HERE.
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