8 Great Reviews and 4 FREE Hot Trailers
July 6, 2008
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Reviewed are RED HANKY (HotHouse.com), FLATIRON FUCKERS (LucasEntertainment.com), HOME BODIES (RagingStallion.com), MANPLAY DOUBLE PACK (Titanmen.com), JIZZY TOYBOYZ (StreetBoys.eu), BOYS@WORK (XY-Studios.us), FUCKING TWINKS 2 (8TeenBoy.com), and HOLLA BACK BOI (Thugmart.com).
In order to enjoy the fantastic artistry of Renaissance painting, you have to accustom yourself to images of crucifixion, impalement by spear or arrows, excoriation (flaying), and incineration of saints and martyrs. Similarly, if you want to enjoy the beauty and masculinity and piggish sexuality of incredibly handsome Tyler Saint and his cohort demigods, Ian McQueen, Josh Edwards, Daxx Reed, Wolf Hudson, Jessie Balboa, Luke Spears, and Nick Piston in RED HANKY (HotHouse.com) you are going to have to watch black-gloved, Criscoed fists being slowly, then rapidly, inserted into the enlarged, then engorged anuses of ravishing men being ravished in chain-slings while wearing chaps without seats in them. A nice quality: these guys put the “fist” into “sophistication” (or vice-versa). When fister Hudson wants to compliment fistee Edward’s lower colon, he doesn’t just grunt and moan, “So fucking hot” (although he does quite a lot of that as well). He actually responds at one point like an intelligent biped, articulating the words, “You have no idea.” A very nice touch: when Hudson is removing bracelets from his wrist prior to the main event, Edwards drools with excitement as the wrist is revealed, as if it were a huge dick being pulled out of pants. Massive dildos also come into play. There are three more duos who use the same facilities (although only heavenly Tyler gets his bottom into a revolving sling"!" A couple of the guys are as tattooed as the dungeon wall is graffitied. You may buy this and many another HotHouse movie HERE. You may, by taking a free membership, see a FREE TRAILER HERE.
FLATIRON FUCKERS (LucasEntertainment.com) Touristy-looking couples stroll Manhattan and then go indoors to mate. The first couple is decidedly man/twink, with mutual deep-throating before man Claudio Martin rims and rams twink Zack Randall on the carpet and in a leather armchair. Michael Lucas himself bonks a big brute on a dark-blue bed in a veritable Kama Sutra of positions which allows Anthony Marks to cum on his own face! In a photographer’s studio, brunet Angel Skye buggers blond Brad Star on an ottoman. (You know it’s love when a guy will let himself get fucked by you on something that uncomfortable.) Finally, two skinny brunets take a break from moving furniture for star-eyed Jason Crew to demonstrate that he can shove his own semi-hard dick up his own ass, which inspires Brant Moore to lie back legs-up and get his ass fucked with that same dick. Perhaps just to delay furniture-moving still farther, the lads crouch ass-to-ass on a long, limp dildo, then try to make their well-opened assholes kiss. One hole spurts water at the other. Brant fucks Jason, too. For a finale, Lucas lets twink Randall have the famous Lucas long-dong up boyish butt. Lucas pauses halfway through to do one of his famous training sessions with the distended fuckhole. A Bonus Scene on the Director’s Extended Edit shows Jason pissing into Brant’s open hole. See synopsis and cast-shots and buy HERE.
Carefully-shot in soft colors in widescreen, Ben Leon’s HOME BODIES (RagingStallion.com), as the title suggests, offers five scenes of domestic sex. The first three couples play a kind of leapfrog. First, on a living-room sofa, Scott Tanner flip-fucks with Victor Steele, who then in a sunny garret tops Tristan Phoenix, who then on a kitchen table bottoms for Marcos David! In a non-anal interlude, Trey Casteel and Lou Farigno lookalike Nick Marino seriously masturbate for each other clear across an apartment. Finally, in a rousing return to full colonic intercourse, movie-star handsome Roman Ragazzi disrespectfully does Damien Crosse over a dining-table. The domesticity makes the sex sweet, but also in a way makes it dirtier. In the kitchen, for instance, daffodils, a Picasso print, and a neat spice-rack serenely watch a brutal butt-buggering. In the j.o. scene, the camera pans from cock to cock across a peasant wall-tapestry. See Raging Stallion’s store HERE. See FREE TRAILER, stills, and synopsis of HOME BODIES, and buy the movie HERE.
MANPLAY DOUBLE PACK (Titanmen.com) contains GIANT PART ONE (2003) and BLOW ME PART ONE (2001) and guess what! Men haven’t changed. And—oh, what the hell. Michael Brandon is in BLOW ME and certainly nothing has changed there. Even amidst the staggeringly masculine cast of this movie, he’s still every boy’s dream-master—although in this all-oral cocksuck kaleidoscope, he’s on his knees most of the time. The movie is just close-ups of bobbing heads on big, hard boners from all possible angles. It’s like sexual fantasies on certain drugs…I hear. There’s an occasional kiss of two cock-flavored mouths. Cum flies for a finale. GIANT looks like the football teams’ dorm-orgy after a victory. Fifteen major dudes are at it from the get-go, in a draped interior with candles aglow. Chad Hunt and Jason Sizemore, two guys with enough cock to be seen from space, are among the mass, and they don’t look freakish among this display of dicks. It’s all very luxurious somehow, those muscular backs being revealed as jeans slip off of writhing cocksuckers, a black cock beating white face, a white cock cumming on a black boot. They ain’t nothin’ like a healthy male! Read synopses and buy HERE.
JIZZY TOYBOYZ (StreetBoys.eu) has the onscreen title “Feet-lickers and Sperm-faces.” Wouldn’t you like to know how that name-change was decided on? This movie says “No Rental except in the EU” and then presents eight copyright screens in eight different languages. You want to holler, “Yes, jah, si, dah, oui, oy vay, we get it, we get it!” but director Marek Bruckner is also generous with the sex. There’s two hours of it! In six scenes, nine incredibly smooth lads talk about sex toys in Czech (or something), then clamp their tits, diddle with dildos curved or flexible, insert combination cockring-buttplugs or strings of big black butt-balls, or wear leather ball-lift bands. But the wise lads don’t let any of these appliances interfere with beautifully-videographed, richly-colored sucking, fucking, jacking, and cum-eating. One lad clearly doesn’t like the tit-clamps, so he just drapes the chain connecting them over his dick as he doggie-fucks a lucky, lucky friend. Buy HERE.
BOYS@WORK (XY-Studios.us) What the fuck do they put in the water in Europe that gives youths and twinks such velvety, pimple-free complexions? Here, in a machine shop, some of those great complexions are attractively smeared with grease or oil. A blond young boss goes down on a soiled Latino-looking worker. A clean, skinny redhead and a smudged, Olympic-built worker watch and jack. Black, blond, and brunet produce-toters stop to make love on bags of potatoes (a couple and another trio later use the same facility). Olive-skinned car-washers in shorts fuck over a Mercedes-Benz. One neat blond gives punk butthole to a filthy mechanic, another gets some from a wall-painter. Director Marcel Bruckman knows that making his adorable models look good is more important than any other fetish. Buy HERE.
FUCKING TWINKS 2 (8TeenBoy.com) Now that gay men have children, what will they name them? After all the porn they’ve watched, will their kids be called Ryan, Matt, Tristan, Niki, and Chad, like the boys here? The mind reels. However, the mind pretty much stops functioning altogether and the gonads take over, once the widescreen action starts. Director Keith Miller places his rather tawny twinks against plain, bright backgrounds so that every long, stretching limb shows. “All you dudes are the same,” says a tiny, blond beauty to a tall, teasing, on-the-make friend. He knows just what “the dudes” want: succulent sucking till they’re hot enough to eat his ass and then fill it with phallus. He purrs like a kitten while he’s poked, but he’s obviously strong as an ox, judging by the tooling he takes. The next little redheaded minx actually asks his tall, blond buddy for help with homework (which isn’t fooling either of them). Red looks a little surprised by Big Blonds' buttfucking stamina! High up in those California hills, yet another blond invites himself into a brunet chum’s home after school for a drink of water. Boy, has Brunet ever heard that one before! In no time, he’s spread like a turkey on orange sheets for a concentrated shafting. Two more blonds waste no time with talk. They barely enter a room before one shoves the other onto a daybed. On a verdant hillside, a brunet wants something to eat before he goes to the mall. Yet another stunning little blond takes him home and gives him something, all right! See many 8TeenBoy movies HERE. See a FREE TRAILER and buy or watch FUCKING TWINKS 2 HERE.
I think I finally understand. “Thug” doesn’t mean that black models are thugs, anymore than fatigues mean white guys in a gay bar are soldiers. It just means they dress that way fetishistically, loose clothes and head-handkerchiefs! Now if only I could learn what they’re saying. What is HOLLA BACK BOI (Thugmart.com)? Hollow back? Holler back? Hello back? Oh, well. In a hotel room on what seems to be a vacation in Atlanta, Rudy can’t get sleepyhead Vokalz interested in any activity, until he thinks to give him cock. Cum pours out of Vokalz’s mouth, then immediately he gets butt-fucked. One-on-one basketball results in a sprain which Big Smoke seems to forget as soon as Colby’s therapeutic massage reaches his “third leg.” There’s no story to scene three, just white wife-beaters, black head-hankies, a black leather sofa against a white wall, and Debonair fucking Mr. Goodbar on it. On a corner arrangement of sofas, Big Smoke looks surprised that goateed Impulse shows him gay porn, but recovers to show Impulse’s ass what gay porn is really all about. Finally, compact Thugzilla objects to pretty Vivid co-bathing with him and makes him pay an oral and anal toll. See FREE TRAILER, synopsis, pics, and buy HERE.
RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO is a big., thick book packed with 22 plays, 37 brief memoirs, and 51 photos from the Greenwich Village storefront coffeehouse which was THE BIRTHPLACE OF OFF-OFF BROADWAY AND OF GAY THEATRE. For the HARDCOVER edition, go HERE. For the PAPERBACK edition, go HERE.
SEE ME ON VIDEO along with many other living legends of underground theatre HERE. Go down to the segment marked THE CAFFE CINO (00:11:45) and click on WATCH SEGMENT. If you are then curious to know yet more about the Caffe Cino, you may find the Contents Page to fifty-four picture pages about it HERE.
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