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Reviewed are MASSIVE (ColtStudioGroup.com), WORKIN’ HARD, WINTER HEAT, and JOCKS SNOWTRIP VOL. 5 BIG BEAR (FalconStudios.com), OPEN HOUSE (Titanmen.com), CHI CHI LARUE’s BOSS MAN, DOUG JEFFRIES’ FOREVER YOUNG, and WILLIAM HIGGINS’ JOCKS (C1R.com), and LATIN PINGA POSSE (HighDriveVOD.com).

If you’ve ever seen a COLT movie, you know what their men are like. If you haven’t it’s hard to describe them. Michaelanglican? Mountainous? Muscular? Well, MASSIVE (ColtStudioGroup.com) isn’t a bad basic word for them. But beyond their monumental aspect, each has a personality which is deftly expressed in the erotic interaction of a scene. It’s like someone had animated the paintings of Quaintance, or the excellent sensitive-superhero comics-plus-sex issued by Class Comics. Darin Hawk and Ricky Parks are both heroic statues, but as an office manager, Hawks’ face subtly expresses erotic anxiety at the sight of delivery man Ricky Parks, whereas Parks’ simple features are a mask of wry sexual understanding. He gallantly initiates the action by blowing love-struck Hawk before buggering him on hiss chic suspended desk in front of an enormous example of Modern Art. The guys may look like gods, but they behave like mortal men. Rolls-Royce Mickey Gunz and Mack truck Skye Woods toss a football in a swimming pool before sucking and jacking outdoors on a lovely ledge in the sight of God and everybody. These classic visions cavort in real settings. Sultry youth Emilio Estaban solos in an Art Deco vestibule, and Parks penetrates Woods with dick and dildo in a Colonial bedroom. Expressing the unqique COLT flavor completely, in an elegant study, movie-star handsome Mitch Branson and Adam Champ (who might seem the most beautiful man you ever met if he wasn’t standing next to Branson) look like they could just stroke each other’s furry fronts forever if phallic and anal desire didn’t finally distract Champ into doggie-dicking Branson on an ottoman—which, even though gods are honoring it with their lovemaking, has been sensibly draped with a tarp to prevent sweat- and semen-stains! Buy this big-man movie HERE.

Speaking of the handsomest man in the world, is it (as I think whenever I see him) round-eyed Tyler Saint, cover-icon of WORKIN’ HARD (FalconStudios.com)? Or is it more “realistically” attractive Vinnie D’Angelo? Romantic-looking Dominico Pacifico? Easygoing Zackary Pierce? Challenging young blond Scott Fremont? Amiable- and easy-looking Tyler Dix? Twink Donny Malone who looks as if he’s not quite sure why you’re looking at him that way? Or taut-titted Mathew Cassel, whose wry smile makes you think he must have been the most popular booty in boot-camp before he went into construction work? All in jeans and hardhats, they take full advantage of each other’s iron-hard anatomies for sucking, fucking, and once even spanking in a big house under construction, through a handy glory hole and then on plywood planks (Scott and Fremont), over the boss’ desk (Saint and Cassel, ruining blueprints in the process!), on a dangerous saw-table (Pacifico and Dix), or even a galvanized steel stepladder (D’Angelo and Maone)!!! See galleries, TRAILER and buy the movie HERE.

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WINTER HEAT (FalconStudios.com) You have died and gone to heaven, and it’s a Scandinavian athletic Heaven, a knotty-pine ski-lodge where you’re trapped with heartbreaking beauties in waffle-weave long underwear. One pair warm up for indoor lovemaking with snowball fights and saucer-sledding. Then the top uses the ripped ruins of the bottom’s underwear-waistband as reins to facilitate more frantic fucking. Another pair get naked and taste each other’s tools in a snowy clearing, then sensibly move to a bedroom to open up one of them’s ass for eating and entering. A black/white duo, including cover-angel Roman Heart, turn-on in the shower then retire to a tub for dark dick and golden one to violate one another’s holes. Finally, securely dominant Vinnie d’Angelo’s furry chest seduces two captivated younger cuties before a roaring fire. See pix and trailer and buy HERE.

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Less heavenly and more earthy (although Marcus Adams is certainly one big linebacker beauty), JOCKS SNOWTRIP VOL. 5 BIG BEAR (FalconStudios.com) mixes delightful travelogue elements showing the cast of six playing merrily on the California snowdrifts, with “reality show” interviews in a luxurious lodge: “You guys ready to drink some beer and suck some cock? Who’s gonna top? Who’s gonna bottom?” The lads occasionally giggle and toss wisecracks or winks at the camera throughout three duos (one with a dildo that really works) and an especially funky four-way on an acrylic-slickened knotty-pine dining table (!!!). See pix, view scenes or the whole movie, or buy it HERE.

Middle-class neatness and sexual sleaze make a great contrast in OPEN HOUSE (Titanmen.com). A two-minute pre-show preview of all of this movie’s amazingly intense action might leave you not needing the movie, but just in case…The cutest couple in San Francisco are home-hunting. Meantime, a stud and two twinks take advantage of the “open-ness” of a gorgeous hillside house to find a room they can close. There the youth and the taller twink fuck the smaller twink on a panne velvet corner sofa arrangement beneath batik wall hangings. The home-hunters miss that, but they do visualize three smooth young hunks distinguishable by their haircuts making the most of a cunning breakfast-counter and stool. Inspired by that, and by another sofa-trio before louvers and glowing drapes, they themselves have a hallway all-the-way which the hot-eyed realtor squeezes himself into. Buy this and the other latest Titan movies HERE. You may be prompted to click “I agree” or select your shipping region. View this movie on demand HERE.

I was amused by the title CHI CHI LARUE’s BOSS MAN (C1R.com), because I do not believe anyone has ever been that! Then I realized it meant “BOSS MAN” by Chi Chi LaRue. What it is is a 1998 Catalina product with seventy minutes of snap and style and many muscle studs, some with tanlines, including the legendary Will Clark! A hunk attendant in a gym was hired for being a good fuck, and keeps his job despite derelictions by puttin’ out in the afternoon. A friend the attendant calls for sympathy sidelines the attendant’s problem to get rough-fucked on a big bed by redhead Clark. A hairy daddy treats his smooth-young-beauty boyfriend like a delicate treasure on a cushioned sofa—until he fucks Beauty’s hairless blowhole like he’s committing bestiality. Then, with comparatively little plot excuse, three huskies hunker down for oral excesses in front of a bank of bright blue lockers. Buy HERE. You may be prompted to click on “continue.”

Lovely letterboxing captures smooth, muscled bodies in DOUG JEFFRIES’ FOREVER YOUNG (C1R.com). Seven dumb-and-dumber youths are the longtime cast of a kiddie TV show, dressed as Tarzan, a sailor, a fireman, etcetera. Their director Dean Phoenix fires them. They’re such goofuses that their idea of revenge is to jack off onto the set (some using a bizarre half-face-shaped rubber device). They get distracted into a seven-way which takes up most of the movie. One blows another in a playpen. They seem to forget their plan, and cum mostly on each other. But one sneaks away to get fucked by Phoenix under a Naziesque eagle. The movie opens with two of them having sling-sex in a club with funhouse decorations. Buy this All Worlds Platinum production for Channel 1 HERE. You may be prompted to click on “continue.” Director/Star Commentary with Jeffries and Phoenix sounds like they haven’t seen the movie before. It’s fun to discover it along with them.

Other guys’ 1979 hair and mustaches may seem as dated as the shag carpet two of them shag on, but JACK WRANGLER proves he’s a classic and eternal turn-on in WILLIAM HIGGINS’ JOCKS (C1R.com). How to explain Jack Wrangler? In a time when porn players wore masks and socks, he “branded’ himself and created the very idea of XXX stardom. Combining blond, blue-eyed Tab Hunter good looks and a growly Charlton Heston voice with Marlboro Man jeans and plaid shirt, he indelibly made himself part of male daydreams from pole to pole. By 1983 he was so iconic that his stylized strip (including a leather belt which seemed to stretch twice through his stone-faded jeans’ belt-loops) was an obligatory feature of his movies. He does that strip outdoors here and masturbates, claiming that he feels at one with nature. Two very long-haired twinks make it in Jack’s log-cabin living-room while Jack is showering his chiseled chest and elephantine hose. Then Jack droolingly narrates the foreplay of two young joggers taking a hard-breathing hillside bugger-break (thus, one supposes, the title, JOCKS?). Jack reappears in a red towel to validate masturbation by setting up a movie of—a guy setting up a slide projector to masturbate to images of a slim dude who pops off of the screen for that shag-carpet shagging. Get a good glimpse of this legend by buying this movie HERE. You may be prompted to click on “continue.” There’s a new documentary about Jack, WRANGLER: ANATOMY of AN ICON, in which I am happy to say I appear. Read about it HERE.

LATIN PINGA POSSE (HighDriveVOD.com) This is the company that takes twinks out into the country and shoots them in shorts near a ring of trailer-houses. Sometimes they make a stab at story. Here, a bunch of totally non-Latin looking or sounding youths scream that they won’t drive white people’s busses or pick white people’s potatoes anymore. Then they have a garden-hose romp. Then they get together in pairs to fuck outdoors on hatchbacks or van-hoods. It has a Fuckiest-Home-Movies, edited-reality-show appeal, and the kids are cute enough. One youth’s load inundates another’s scrotum. There are additional bits of water-play (NOT watersports) and, believe it or not, a long exchange of “Yo mama’s so old” and “Yo mama’s so fat” jokes. What other porn movie can say that? Buy it HERE. You may be prompted to click on “Continue to Latin Pinga Posse.”

RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO is a big., thick book packed with 22 plays, 37 brief memoirs, and 51 photos from the Greenwich Village storefront coffeehouse which was THE BIRTHPLACE OF OFF-OFF BROADWAY AND OF GAY THEATRE. For the HARDCOVER edition, go
 HERE. For the PAPERBACK edition, go HERE.

SEE ME ON VIDEO along with many other living legends of underground theatre HERE. Go down to the segment marked THE CAFFE CINO (00:11:45) and click on WATCH SEGMENT. If you are then curious to know yet more about the Caffe Cino, you may find the Contents Page to fifty-four picture pages about it HERE.

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