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Reviewed are BOUND FOR GLORY and PLAYA POKER (GayMagix.com), SAUKEI 2YOU, SNOW BALLERZ, and THUGBOYZ VOL. 6 - PLAYAS IN ACTION all (Flavaworks.com), LIL NELLIE: PAIN IN DA AZZ (ThugMart.com), BISEXUAL DREAMER (Private.com), RAPTURE INN (LucasEntertainment.com), and HUNG UP (VCAPictures.com)

The advertising for BOUND FOR GLORY (GayMagix.com) stresses that it’s shot by a straight female director, Chimera Chase. Aside from the novelty value of that, it’s a not-bad standard kink-lite movie. In a black-brick basement, a hunk in a black-leather pouch shoves a slim, jeaned-and-t-shirted, graying man who hasn’t been pleasing him into a horizontal cage. Man is freed on his promise to do better. He takes cuffing, spanking, and having both his face and his ass fucked very, very well. In a bright, orange playroom, a short young man lightly spanks a taller, skinny twink hanging from a crossbar, then lets him down for a both-nude suck-session. An oversized studded black leather mask makes Twink look monstrous. It’s like Short is fucking a big ant. Prince Alberted, blond Luke Cross (looking very Owen Wilson) is locked in the horizontal cage in the orange room for not cleaning well. His captor, a very young brunet who will be a bear one day, lets him out, is unconvinced that he’s reformed, and re-cages him. Luke has to suck cock between bars! Brunet lets him out again to suck more and get shafted doggy style atop the cage. In a very orange room, a tubby white thug cuffs, masks, and leashes a cute guy who didn’t call after Thug sent him flowers and candy! Cute begs to suck Thug, who lets him beg, then succumbs. Handsome Cute looks especially beautiful bent over naked getting boned by naked Thug. Buy HERE.

One of the great mysteries of gay porn remains, how does super-prolific and usually anonymous director Edward James choose which movies to put his name on? PLAYA POKER (GayMagix.com) is a good choice. It’s well-shot, very contained, with only minimal camera-shakiness. At a sunshiny four-man black poker game, there’s crotch-fondling under the table, which is nothing compared to what one couple does later on a black-leather couch., and another couple on the table itself. A run to collect owed money results in it being paid in bootie, not booty. Back at the poker table, a raucous, if not entirely comprehendible, four-man conversation ends in a final two-way with twilight outside. A lively editing rhythm helps keep things hopping. Buy HERE. A typical James “Behind the Scenes” lets us hear the director’s drawly, good-humored voice again.

At two hours and ten minutes, SAUKEI 2YOU (FlavaWorks.com) seems to be a compilation of six scenes all featuring the versatile black star. In widescreen, in rather luxurious surroundings which make a welcome change form the shabby settings of most black porn, the pretty, slightly-goateed Saukei condoms taller, darker Dre’s donkey-dick and rides on it, then fucks him back for sure. Saukei gets fucked by Breion poolside/. He thanks tall, beautiful, cornrowed pedestrian 69 for giving him directions by banging 69’s brains out. He buggers white moving man Tony Michaels’ peachy butt under guise of massaging a strain. Merecio middlemans for Breion and Saukei outdoors, then in. He corners Carmell and unpredictable in a luxurious bathtub, and closes with a solo in a palatial mansion. Buy HERE.

SNOW BALLERZ (FlavaWorks.com) Six black scenes in two hours emphasize cum kisses with lots of swashing the stuff back and forth between mouths. Before that, it often gets popped onto petty faces first. The sucks and fucks which lead to these loads are vigorous and well-shot. Everyone is awfully attractive and the camera obviously loves them as much as they like each other in several motels and hotels, beside a couple of pools, and in a really crummy bathhouse. Buy HERE.

THUGBOYZ VOL. 6 - PLAYAS IN ACTION (Flavaworks.com) creates a weird, sparsely-populated little world where everyone’s black, male, and a swinger, or “playa,” sorry. “Gay” doesn’t seem an appropriate word. A dude breaks down on a palm-lined avenue. A very handsome stranger who just happens to be sitting on a bench surveying a black dick magazine fixes the motor and gets a lift to a palatial apartment with nowhere to sit but a bed. Two beauties, seeming strangers, start out jogging but soon are strolling to one’s home, where no furniture has yet arrived but a single vast armchair. Sharp and sunglassed, a long lanky student lad, lost, cellphones for directions and arrives safely at a classmate’s home, decorated entirely with a sofa. The fucker whips his filled condom off in such a way that his load splashes the face of his bottom. A distraught dude freshly-robbed begs a stranger for a phone which turns out to be between two beds. A Times Square tourist asks advice , is told, “You looking for me!”, and is taken to a place with a nicely-upholstered couch and a bed! The last scene is a threeway, all set in a luxurious corner bathtub. It’s also the last scene in SAUKEI 2YOU (see above), but I don’t know for which movie it was created. Buy HERE.

LIL NELLIE: PAIN IN DA AZZ (ThugMart.com) Why have dialogue at all if you’re going to record it so low, so fast, and in such echoing or noisy surroundings that it can’t be understood? This movie doesn’t answer that question, but it does answer the one, “How good can black dudes of all shades look against glaring white walls?” ‘Pretty good’ is the answer. New star Lil Nellie is neither lil nor nellie, but a big, basic-black male with a conversation-piece boner. In the uneven-numbered scenes, he gives it to a rastafarian in a shower, then to a lanky lookalike on a sofa, and then takes it from a lighter-colored lovely on a bed! In all these scenes, and in the two scenes in between, everyone is young, hung, and spouts absurd amounts of ejaculate. See synopsis and stills and buy HERE.

BISEXUAL DREAMER (Private.com) Lovely, letterboxed bi-pic’s only flaw is you can’t FF through, or escape to Menu from, a two-and-a-half-minute preview for another movie at the top. Once you get to BISEXUAL DREAMER, it’s cool. Set in the fashion world, where bi’s are as common as sales, it features smashing videography of models, designers, and pushovers of both genders, sensitive creatures who really need mixed threeways (six of them!) to relieve the creative and competitive pressures of all that style, stardom, and stress. Seriously, it’s like a soap-opera with sex! A little leather, a cowboy, a tuxedo, a triumph, some jokes, those wonderful nearly invisible European condoms, and a whole lotta cock ‘n’ cunt. Buy HERE.

RAPTURE INN (LucasEntertainment.com) is two and almost-a-half beautifully-letterboxed hours of resort romance among young men far more beautiful than anybody needs to be, including the amazingly-hung Jason Crew and the hot-eyed Riley Burke. Besides normal pole- and hole-sucking and –fucking, there’s the odd bit of foot-eating. It looks like Lucas just said, “Okay, I feel like a resort weekend. Who are the eight hottest bodies of any legal ages handy?” and took ‘em away with him. He appears in scene three with a big, firm bear-daddy whose tits don’t jiggle when Lucas bangs him. Riley’s in scene two, and Crew in scene four, where he fucks himself a little. He returns in scene five for a nocturnal swimming-pool legs-up fucking from cute young Jarrod. A Bonus Disk which comes with the Director’s Cut Edition includes a forty-minute, four-color four-way (one color being Lucas), plus, you will be astonished to hear, some watersports. Buy this beauty and tons of other Lucas movies HERE.

Young Latino beauty and admirably think condoms are the only common threads in five scenes in HUNG UP (VCAPictures.com). Lookalike youths Caio Barcellos and Ariel Onassis seem to be meeting for the first time by an irrigation pond one of them’s fishing in, but they get over initial shyness way fast and flip-fuck romantically in boyish beauty on a concrete bench. Either Jack or Felix Stulbach is a beautiful, curly-haired doctor in a bathhouse, and takes unfair advantage of the other’s thigh-cramp. Nice touch: the patient removes the doctor’s stethoscope so the doc can more easily suck him. Practicing kickboxing by a campfire quickly gives way to butt-sucking and -fucking on the grass with caged parrots squawking. A passerby youth seduces a cane-chopping one, possibly because they both have beginner’s beards. And a metal-worker by a barn is easily distracted by a bourgeois boy who gets him inside and give him asshole to heat up. Buy this and other HIS Videos HERE.

RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO is a big., thick book packed with 22 plays, 37 brief memoirs, and 51 photos from the Greenwich Village storefront coffeehouse which was THE BIRTHPLACE OF OFF-OFF BROADWAY AND OF GAY THEATRE. For the HARDCOVER edition, go HERE. For the PAPERBACK edition, go HERE.

SEE ME ON VIDEO along with many other living legends of underground theatre HERE. Go down to the segment marked THE CAFFE CINO (00:11:45) and click on WATCH SEGMENT. If you are then curious to know yet more about the Caffe Cino, you may find the Contents Page to fifty-four picture pages about it HERE

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