Juvie Boys 2 and Auditions 24 from Lucas, and a Suite of Films from The French Connection

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Reviewed in this edition are JUVIE BOYS 2 and AUDITIONS 24: RAY STAR BOTTOMS, both (LucasEntertainment.com), 18 TODAY 22: NATURE BOYS, STARTING PITCHER, DADDY HUNT 6 – FRAT PACK, WASSUP BRO 2, LEATHER NARCISSUS/CLOUDS, and WORK SECRETS, all (FrenchConnXXX.com), and softcore STORM (TLAreleasing.com).

MUCH prettier than they seem on the cover, JUVIE BOYS 2 (LucasEntertainment.com) have middle European names like Makhalyo Shebedyak and Frantisek Hrciak, but their anatomies are universal and very fine. The advertised drawing-card here is “Watersports, Enemas, Leather, Whips, Ass Fucking, Rough Sex, Paddles, Rimming, Facials, Big dicks, Foot Fucking, Degradation, Kink, Spanking, AND MUCH MORE!” but the selling point is, I think, that the lads performing all these abominations are awfully, awfully good-looking, in great shape, heavenly-hung, horny-holed, and lovingly videographed so that their satiny skins and artfully-arranged hair seem almost touchable. Just to flip through some, just some, of the featured fetishes, a blond paddles and pees on an Asian, one brunet sucks another’s foot and urinates on him, a brownet beats another’s face with boner (and pisses on him), a tweenk’s tush is flailed on a pool-table, his hole cummed on, his cum drunk, and his pinkness pissed-upon upon a marble floor. There are also masks, neck-straps, light bondage, harnesses, and other assorted appropriate appurtenances along with old-fashioned normal stuff like huge cocks fucking pink lips and tight holes. Buy all Lucas movies HERE. See JUVIE BOYS 2 pics and synopsis HERE.

AUDITIONS 24: RAY STAR BOTTOMS (LucasEnertainment.com) If a 1950s mainstream Hollywood studio had made porn, they’d probably have starred Ray Star, a real hunk of wholesome muscle-meat with dark, expressive, emotional eyes like storm-clouds, and a smile like sunshine breaking through them. But they’d certainly also have signed boyish joy Jackson Wild, who here gives Ray’s shaved rear-entrance its first onscreen fucking. Ray takes it, then turnabouts and buggers his boyish buddy. They pay ample deep-throated oral tributes to one another’s maleness before their mutual butt-assaults. Both are long-donged enough that there’s plenty of cock to watch as they bugger butt. In other scenes, bald Din fucks swarthy, sensitively handsome Kobi, and muscular masseur Morr-Foxx fucks smaller mechanic Avi (all four Israelis), and. But the most fun always is Michael Lucas himself, running point-blank intimate interviews with frank war and boudoir questions which would sound shockingly rude if not for his charming accent, and then in two scenes here stripping and shoving that legendary fifth limb of his into first pretty young butcher Sean Preston and then (in a textbook’s worth of sexual positions) into butch bottom Bigpete. Buy all Lucas movies HERE. See AUDITIONS 24: RAY STAR BOTTOMS pics and synopsis HERE.

Dicks in the sticks! 18 TODAY 22: NATURE BOYS (FrenchConnXXX.com) takes place, as you might have guessed, outdoors. In a forest appropriately full of slim young trees, four lean lads (one ponytailed) play impromptu soccer (what we’d call “kickball”). Inevitably, shirts come off and one lad is playfully briefly de-pantsed. A pair wander away, and look what they get up to! One bounces on the other’s upstanding erection with a widespread asshole that seems to jack cock better than any hand. Meantime, Longhair and a redhead (Cover Couple!) are discovering each other’s taste on a sleeping-bag. Redhead penetrates Longhair’s perfect butt doggie-style, then they experiment with spoon-fashion and cumming on each other. In a parked car, two shorthairs, one divine, eat neat meat that springs from messy bushes. Finally, on a backyard bench, three sweeties, a beached, streaked, and dark blonds, suck around and then bleached bones Dark’s hairy ass. Dark shoots onto Streaked, who looks like a young David Duchovny. Buy it HERE.

STARTING PITCHER (FrenchConnXXX.com) Producers/directors/fluffers Doug and Jay have straight hunks over to their home for a feed, a bed, a shower, a few bucks, and a gay video shoot. The guys often re-visit, and there’s a general air of home movies and party-stunts. Before each scene the screen scrolls with a gossipy verbal description of it, written like Club Notes. It’s all a sort of folksy stew. At one point, beyond a guy fucking a guy who’s rimming a third, you see a TV screen with hetero porn going. A brunet youth videographs and then is fucked by a blond one. It’s the brunet’s first time. In this house, it is often someone’s first time. After a long scroll full of first names, a crophaired man of about forty is fucked by a younger man who looks very much like him. Then a small, plain man is fucked by a huge, beautiful, redheaded one. They’re so unalike, they could be of different species. Two youths service two who are older enough than they to qualify it as a “boy/man” scene, which seems important to the offscreen director (rather hairy holes for boys!). The last scrolling caption is the best, and so is the simple, intense two-guy fuck-scene which follows it, partly because the big-eyed young bottom (whom the caption teases about only saying he gets fucked just for the money) has as perfectly pretty a pussy-ass as I’ve seen in a long time. Buy this movie HERE.

Oooo, daddy, buy me DADDY HUNT 6 – FRAT PACK (FrenchConnXXX.com). In a neat-looking Art Deco hillside house in San Francisco, five frat boys use a Polaroid’s flash to capture both the images and the attention of willing daddies. One burly boy takes his truckdriver treasure down into a basement workshop where they employ each other’s tools to repair itches in both their mouths and in Sonny’s hairy hole. A perky Mason Wyler type (slim build, big ears), catches a daddy who has a yellow sports car! Daddy lets sonny suck, then demands some cock himself, and gets a fine face-fucking. Furry daddy doesn’t want to let go of cock, but demanding, smooth Sonny wants cock up his butt, and sits on daddy’s. Businessman daddy ties his tie around sonny’s shaft! A youngish, handsome daddy surprises an even younger Robert Downey type, bright-looking and lively, nude in the shower. Not one to waste a wet naked twink, daddy takes him to bed ad feeds him daddy dick in top and bottom holes. Daddy’s concentration and beautiful, pudgy pink butt make this sunny scene sexy. An intellectual bats eyes at his desired daddy from an upstairs window, and waits. Not long. Sonny devours daddy front and back, then gets buggered brutally, in lovely light. Finally, a doll-like twink attracts a tall, graying, teacher- or preacher-type with glasses. Tiny sonny looks like a puppy chewing on a tree. On a kitchen breakfast-nook table, daddy orally opens and phallically fills sonny’s astonished anus. Buy HERE.

WASSUP BRO 2 (FrenchConnXXX.com) is from Citebeur, a French maker of Arab porn who discovered Francois Sagat! He’s not in this one, but that’s the type—close-shaved heads and big grins, plus a general air of street danger. Crazy-quilt graffiti is the background for dudes who wear shoulder holsters when they take their shirts off. Also, they smoke! And piss in the street! One holds his gun in one hand while jacking with the other! On concrete steps! Delicious! A hairy pair get naked and fuck on those same cold, sharp steps. To fuck or get fucked is manly in this environment, not faggy. The fuck’s so deep you expect the fucker’s bush and the fuckee’s hole-hair to catch like Velcro. There’s a basement where “the air is hot and wet like a bitch’s cunt,” and another furtive fuck of a less hairy anus occurs against hard, rough brick. The next fuck is against a cold cement tunnel wall, and the one after that in an abandoned ruin where homeless young Arabs rendezvous. The next scene, a sunshiny after-exercise trio, takes place there, too. The last duo is in a surprisingly arty apartment where dudes in flashy boxing shorts get it on under modern paintings. The movie is a simultaneous trip through a possibly real Arabian Paris, and the moviemaker’s salacious fantasies of it. Both visions are fascinating. Buy HERE.

1980’s LEATHER NARCISSUS and 1971’s CLOUDS (FrenchConnXXX.com) are packaged together. LEATHER NARCISSUS is twenty-seven minutes of fairly imaginative, somewhat faded photography. A stylish leather man muses that he’s the reincarnation of the heartless demigod, Narcissus, punished for vanity in his last life. He jacks off at one point, but perhaps more interestingly wanders around 1980 Greenwich Village and Times Square first, cruising himself in every reflecting surface, if you’d like to visit the City then. CLOUDS I nineteen (16 mm?) minutes of a rather handsome jeans-and-leather-jacket dude masturbating with toys while muttering on the soundtrack about a beautiful boy he’s seen. Cool jazz turns to baroque music when he dreams a flight through clouds as the god Zeus stealing the lovely lad Ganymede (played by a dish!). Dreamily, Zeus rims and fucks the puppy’s pink posterior. Forty-two minutes of VINTAGE TRAILERS are well worth renting the disk for. Buy HERE.

Only the first of four vigorous, letterboxed Latino scenes fits the title of WORK SECRETS (FrenchConnXXX.com) from Belo Amigo Productions in Brazil. A hardhatted shavehead laborer can’t keep his mind on his work when an idle middle-class cutie comes onto the construction site and grabs a handful of crotch. The cutie winds up lying against a sledge with cum dripping down his chest. On a beach, shirtless in baggy shorts, a shavehead and a wavy-haired pal jog, then take a break for Shavehead to rim and ram Wavy-wazoo on some hard, sharp rocks. A shavehead sweetie in a lawn-chair peels a banana and for some reason dreams up a brunet boyfriend whom he fucks on the lawn by floodlight for a looooong time. Finally, two guys who both have hair, Big and Little, go at it hot and heavy in a lace-curtained interior. Surprise, it’s Little whose big dick quickly finds its way into jockstrapped Big’s great-big pale butt, bent-over and begging for it. Little cums big in Big’s drooling mouth. Buy HERE.

Softcore STORM (TLAreleasing.com) in neat letterbox format with very big, clear subtitles, is an action-from-the-get-go graphic-novel-like thriller with a red-headed heroine in skintight black who can take anything the bald bad guys can dish out in nearly two hours of intermittent violence (when there’s no other violence to shoot, the camera closes in on coffee beans being ground) and enigma. The narration by a young man without bodily sensations is funny and sharp, matched by expert camerawork and editing. Mister Numb (Eric Ericson), a writer of frivolous celeb-news, gets involved with Redhead (Eva Rose), who is, to put it mildly, not frivolous. She’s out to save the world, at least, no matter what impenetrably mysterious horrors she has to put a gossip-columnist through! (:. If you find yourself thinking of “The Matrix,” “Starman,” “and “Tron” while watching this very enjoyable videogame-turned-feature, it’s because they want you to, you fool. Ericson, who has the looks of the young Don Johnson and the actor’s wit of Harrison Ford, could be international superstar stuff. The movie’s from “Danger After Dark,” a company whose titles SOCKET and THE LIVING AND THE DEAD I praised in my April 13th column. Buy many “Danger After Dark” movies HERE.

RETURN TO THE CAFFE CINO is a big., thick book packed with 22 plays, 37 brief memoirs, and 51 photos from the Greenwich Village storefront coffeehouse which was THE BIRTHPLACE OF OFF-OFF BROADWAY AND OF GAY THEATRE. For the HARDCOVER edition, go HERE. For the PAPERBACK edition, go HERE.

SEE ME ON VIDEO along with many other living legends of underground theatre HERE. Go down to the segment marked THE CAFFE CINO (00:11:45) and click on WATCH SEGMENT. If you are then curious to know yet more about the Caffe Cino, you may find the Contents Page to fifty-four picture pages about it HERE.

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