Technology Makes Me SO Hard!

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Okay, this one isn't totally a sex toy - but it really is! You'll be too cool for school with this one. No self-respecting fag will want to be without this one. Keep your cell phone and ipod charged. Spill the big bucks and make sure you never run out of juice for your laptop! Whatever choice you make, this is one technological wonder that will make you hard. It's just too fucking cool for words. They are a little pricey - but who the fuck cares!

Make sure to visit their website. Here's how they describe these wonderous new toys... "The  Voltaic solar bags are mobile solar power generators designed to charge virtually all handheld electronics.

Coming in Spring '08, the new Voltaic Generator is powerful enough to charge laptop computers.

Powerful Solar Panels: Embedded in the outside of the bags are lightweight, tough, waterproof solar panels. The new Generator produces up to 14.7 watts, powerful enough to fully charge a typical laptop from a day of direct sunlight. No other solar bag can do this! The smaller bags produce 4 watts of power so 1 hour in direct sun will power over 3 hours of iPod play time or 1.5 hours of cell phone talk time.

Battery Included: All Voltaic bags come with a custom battery pack which stores any surplus power generated, so it is available when you need it - not just when the sun is up. The battery packs can also be charged using the included AC travel charger or car charger, making them just as useful on the grid as off.

Easy Connection to Devices: All bags include standard adaptors for common cell phones and other handheld devices. The Generator also includes common laptop adaptors. Even without an adaptor, you can charge most devices with a standard car charger or USB charger.

Voltaic bags use fabrics made from recycled PET i.e. soda bottles. We worked extensively with suppliers to develop these fabrics, since they were not previously available. Recycled PET fabric is light weight, extremely durable, UV resistant and water resistant. It even looks better than the nylon it replaced. Most importantly, it uses significantly less energy to produce and creates demand for recycled materials."

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