Cockfidence for Sale - Part 2…

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Penile Surgery Enhancement

In our first installment, we left our friend after he had called the doctor's office for a consultation appointment.

"It was a long few days between the phone call setting up the appointment, and going in. Talk about having second thoughts. I was full of nerves on the drive to the

office, and the final walk down the hall to the Doctor's office was agonizing. Opening the door, I look in, and it's like a normal office - just that it's not.

Everyone was very outgoing. There were two people behind the front counter. A gal from Texas with outrageous boobs. She asked if I liked them. Sure, they're great. She said she just had them reduced and wondered if I thought they were still too big. I assured her that they were just fine. She asked me for my name and said 'oh, you're here for an enlargement'. Needless to say, an awkward moment in an office full of people.

While I'm waiting, a guy is just coming out of anesthesia and is being picked up by the person I suspect is his lover. You would recognize him, he is a famous model. From the pictures I have seen, I thought he was just fine. Actually, really fine. But at the risk of pissing off my boyfriend, I sure would like to bottom for him in 30 days after he recovers!

Finally, after waiting for what seemed to be an eternity, I get called into the doctors office. We begin to talk about the procedure in great detail. He showed me before and after pictures - some pretty gruesome. After all that was over, it was time for him to examine me, and tell me what he
thought of my 'potential'.

In the middle of one of his conversations I drifted off and thought, well, it's weird enough at the gym when guys sneak a peak. Here I am flashing a guy on purpose. It was at this point that I was feeling like I had ice water in my pants. It was like everyone in the world had a huge cock - at least the gay guys. Was it a pre-requisite to being gay?

Size had never been a concern to me. I had always been average. That was easy to live with. I admit I felt sorry for guys smaller than me. But bigger guys knew they were just that - and had a certain built-in confidence. I've only run into a few true size queens. I don't know how they manage to take that on a daily basis. I mean, if you keep wanting bigger and bigger, someday nothing will be big enough. I like average typically. Good technique helps, knowing what to do with it.  Although I must admit that during a full moon I can be a voracious bottom. And if I plan to cheat on my boyfriend, it better be for a sizable reason!

Well - the formalities were out of the way. How did you want to pay for this asked the doctor? The took cash, credit, and even offered financing. Fine, I'll bite. I can't even get a Visa card. I'll apply for this, I mean, what are they going to do - repossess my dick?

So they called my bluff. In less than 24 hours, my credit was approved. It was a Monday, and they had a cancellation for a Wednesday surgery. So, within 48 hours, I would be the proud owner of 1 - 2 more penile inches.

Stay Tuned for Part 3...

30 harsh things to say to a naked man!

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.

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