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April 29, 2007 … Lot’s to talk about today.  First, I don’t know about you, but there’s something obscene when it costs fifty bucks to fill the gas tank on my economy car! Bush is doing a great job doubling the price of gas for his rich buddies. His legacy will be to destroy the middle class along with the Middle East, and make the rich, richer in the process. For more rants and raves - make sure to visit my favortite left-wing political site, Bill Maher.

As I drive down the street, I can’t help but be shocked by the number of dumb blondes - mostly women, that are behind the wheels of behemoth SUV’s on a cell phone while drinking their Starbuck’s coffee. Staight men are so dumb. Gay guys rub their crotches and have to beat the men off with a stick. Straight guys have to rub their wallets and hope they get sex. And the last blow job they’ll get is before the wedding… So screw the environment. If you want an SUV, why not go for the biggest there is. Here’s the new GayPornSpace truck. It’s over 6000 pounds, so it’s got a great tax deduction. It’s pricey at a hundred grand, but diesel is cheaper than gas, so I guess 10 miles per gallon isn’t too bad! Besides, it can drive over those blondes while they are applying their mascara. If you want to customize your own International CXT, click here.

 

 

Michael Lucas sent out his regular newsletter this week. Here’s a quote explaining everything behind his absence from the Grabby awards: “I spoke with someone from the beloved Gay Chicago magazine about their Grabby Awards.  This person. who wishes to remain anonymous, gave me the most straightforward and logical explanation for why “Michael Lucas’ La Dolce Vita” was excluded from the nominations: Apparently the organizers of the Grabby’s made this business decision based on the fact that lots of studios were really pissed that after paying for expensive seats in the Castro Theatre, flying their models in, etc., my company swept all the big awards.  I guess they didn’t want a repeat of the GAYVNs this time around and wanted to sell their tables at the show. I’m not surprised. Happy weekend everyone, I will be thinking of you in Milan Best regards, Michael Lucas”

I’m glad that’s explained. Now if we can only figure out who killed JFK and how Bush rigged his election in Florida.

Onto something really important. I found a new blog you should really visit. It’s beautifulmag.eu, not .com. They have some really HOT material on their site as you will see below. Make sure to bookmark them. If not, they’re in my favorite blogs to the right now. These are some really sweet pictures of Matthew Mcconnaughey. You think he knows how hot he is? WOOF!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mark Wolff is still at it and boy am I glad. He’s completely revamped his video site. I know what I like, and normally, straight muscle sites don’t do it for me - but this one really rocked my world. Check it out. It’s pretty cutting edge and the guys are amazing!

 

 

Finally, when I was a very young lad, my father gave me a document printed by our very own U.S. government in the 1950’s showing us how the dreaded communists were going to infiltrate us and take over. Needless to say when I told my dad I’d rather go to Canada than Vietnam our relationship became stretched. The gay thing pretty much put the nail in the coffin. Oh well. Oddly, if you look at this 14 point list, Bush’s current strategy seems to me pretty much the same as the communists from the 1950’s. For more information, click here.

1. Powerful and Continuing Nationalism
2. Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights
3. Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause
4. Supremacy of the Military
5. Rampant Sexism
6. Controlled Mass Media
7. Obsession with National Security
8. Religion and Government are Intertwined
9. Corporate Power is Protected
10. Labor Power is Suppressed
11. Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts
12. Obsession with Crime and Punishment
13. Rampant Cronyism and Corruption
14. Fraudulent Elections

That’s it for now. Make sure to check out the dog rescue page for information on one of our latest rescues, Barney.  Next week, lots’ of good stuff with the new month.

Thanks,
Mark

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