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March 25, 2007 … Some miscellaneous ramblings today. Next week is the big update week. I’ve got some hot stuff coming in from the big studios. Can’t wait to share the pictures with you!

In American Idol news - it finally happened. Take a look at Blake Lewis now. Yeah - they performed their makeover magic. He’s an official hottie, and doing a great job to boot. The voting is still bogus. It will be interesting to see who wins. So far, if you’re not a black woman, you don’t have much of a chance. Listening to these girls makes me want to go to a revival church service - their voices are amazing!

Sir Elton John is turning 60. How’s that for scarry? Is it “Good-bye Yellow Brick Road” or hello to some new amazing material? Time will tell. Elton has been a visionary since the beginning and shows no signs of burn-out.

If you care at all about me, log onto the blogs for Studio 60 and ask NBC to give it another chance. The big 3 have no balls. They are being crushed by HBO and the like. Even Fox is kicking their asses taking risk (nevermind their right wing news division!). CLICK HERE to support Studio 60.

I’m always looking for an excuse to eat chocolate. It turns out there are many good properties, but the most recent talks about an increase in blood flow. Hmmm… Sounds like that would be good for higher quality erections. As if I needed another excuse to eat chocolate? Well - I’m sold, bring it on. If you need another excuse to eat chocolate - check the feature model, Supreme, a Pit Bull exclusive, featured on the home page this week. YUM!

If you like intellectual political comedy, Bill Mayer is up to his usual stuff. There’s going to be no shortage of material the way George Bush is going. Make sure to check HIS SITE or set your TIVO. Can anyone say Watergate the Sequal? How about impeach? I mean, after all, Clinton’s blow job doesn’t even compare to the wind blown by Katrina, right?

A buddy of mine saw Shooter last week. Great action-adventure according to him. Having Mark Wahlberg in it doesn’t hurt. Apparantly the director shot Wahlberg in some pretty provocotive angles. I’ll have to make sure to send him a thank you. The film apparantly more than takes a few shots at Dick Cheney. But that’s only fair given his aim.

Tune into your Spidey-senses. Spider Man 3 is on the way and that suit never looked finer. Rumor is the wardrobe department has always had a problem concealing Tobey Maguire’s manhood. I can live with that rumor. And speaking of concealing, or the lack thereof, not only do we get the new Harry Potter movie this July, but the final book as well. And if that isn’t enough, the Simpson’s movie hits the big screen as well in July. It’s going to be a great summer at the movies.

On a final note, how about this oddity in the news … I don’t even want to talk about the guy who got probation for having sex with a dead deer. I know we’re puritans here in America, and we don’t masturbate, and everyone is straight, and all our studly military don’t each other a ‘helping hand’, and we’re still in some black and white 50’s sitcom where no one uses drugs or is an alcoholic, and that really funny uncle is just odd - but not gay - but COME ONE America - wake up - maybe if we taught safe sex in school this kid would just have blisters and not have offed a deer to bust his nut!

Honey, my recent pit rescue, is in foster with my best friend and doing so well. And my best friend from Pit Bull Productions send me this picture of a friends 3 week old puppy. Things don’t get cuter than that. Well, maybe some naked guys - which we’ll have plenty of next weekend. Until then, have a great week.

Thanks,
Mark

 

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