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December 31, 2006 … The New Year is upon us … In case you didn’t get what you wanted for Christmas - how about a jewel encrusted gold and leather cell phone? Yes, GoldVish designer Emmanuel Guelt of Europe is catering to the likes of Paris Hilton with these little gems. Starting at $24,000 and top out at $92,000 - they are the perfect accessory to go with your Escalade outfitted with spinners and satellite TV! Ring-A-Bling-Bling!

Back to something more important - sex … take a look at the latest model featured on YouLoveJack.com.  Brady is a hottie, and just one of the reasons this site is taking off! These guys have a talent for meat, I mean beef … Oh hell - they’re studs you just wanna fuck - check it out!

Colt Studio Groups’ Buckshot Productions have released their duo of films: Manly Heat: Scorched, and Quenched. Check out these trailers for a taste …

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See you all in 2007. Thanks for a great year! Petey sends his best wishes. Check out the bottom of the home page where he is in the car with my best friend after a visit to the vet. Maybe next year we should spay and neuter people? Well - that’s another blog. Until then - have fun, make some resolutions (and keep them), and make sure to designate a driver if you’re partying.

All the best,
Mark

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Ho Ho Ho …

December 25, 2006 … Happy holidays to everyone. It’s truly a white Christmas in much of the country. I hope everyone arrived safely in their families arms. More importantly, I wish you like on all your sport bets for the day! (I won’t mention that it’s going to be 74 and sunny here in Los Angeles!)

Given the best gift you will get will most likely be the one you buy yourself, here’s a few last minute ideas you can order over the web:

Raging Stallion has released a fun film to end the year, “Lords of the Jungle“. (Reminds me of the animated series when I was a kid - “George of the Jungle”.) But there’s no similarity. This production was shot in Hawaii. I think mostly because the staff wanted a nice working vacation. Either way, it looks lush and beautiful. Read Chris Ward’s blog to find out about the antics on the production, including the loss of a new HD video camera that got swallowed up by a rogue wave! My friend Mike from Gaypornblog had the fortune to be on the shoot - the bastard  Seriously, I love you Mike, just totally jealous! Mike wrote a ton on this and their site has MANY pics. CLICK HERE to check that out. This film is “loads” of fun to say the least.

Next on my list is a hot new film from Pitbull Productions. “Straight Meat” features their star-studded men. Mind you theirs no shortage of cock in this film - or any other Pitbull production for that matter. In case you don’t know, Pitbull is a great friend of GayPornSpace recently stepping up to the plate to sponsor Petey the pit bull in our dog rescue efforts. Pitbull not only produces some of the hottest films in the biz, they have a big heart. Make sure to support these guys. They give back generously to the community. Get off with good porn while you’re at it!

Finally, I have to mention another title from Raging Stallion - “Stretch“.  (WARNING: This site is GRAPHIC!) This film is a bit edgy and not for everyone. If you’re into ass play - this is a MUST HAVE!  Francois Sagat is an absolute pro at fisting and shows it in this movie. Unlike a lot of gay movies where guys can fake their enthusiasm. And nevermind the gay-for-pay fakers… With ass play you can tell if the guys are into it or not. And in “Stretch”, they are. Bottoms sport raging hard-ons while being fisted. There’s the real tell-all.

That’s it for today. Make sure to tell those in your life that you love them. And make sure your furry friends have a toy to unwrap today.

Happy Holidays!
Mark

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Top 5 Gifts for the Holidays …

December 18, 2006 … The Top 5 Must-Haves for Christmas 2006.

#5  A date with escort-masseur Mike Jones. Feel absolutely evangelical at the experience. For more information on the goings-on of the religious right - check out this excellent watch-dog site by CLICKING HERE.

Another great article on “the right” can be found HERE. It talks all about George Bush and the “born-again” phenomenon. It’s a must-read!

#4  The Fleshlight. I mean come on. If you’re going to beat off - this is the way to go. No need to do your hair. No need for sparkling conversation at dinner - just a great way to get off. And when you’re done, you can toss it aside like the whore you wanted anyway! CLICK HERE for more info and to order your own fleshlight!

#3  This is the ultimate accessory for your I-pod. The iBuzz music activated orgasm machine connects to your Ipod or MP3 player. The tunes control the “vibrating bullet” that goes up your ass!  The cord is long enough that you can go jogging or to the gym, and no one will know why you are enjoying your workout so much! Order fast - this will sell out fast! CLICK HERE for more information.

#2 Women may love diamonds, but a cock ring is a mans’ best friend. And you know the best gift you’ll get this year is the one you buy yourself. So treat yourself and buy one of these high end beauties from Gear Essentials. I’ve got one and can tell you that these are jewel quality and fit and feel like a million bucks! CLICK HERE to get yours!

And finally, the #1 product for this year …

Gap RED Products. With 50% of the profits from sales of items going to the Global Fund to help eliminate AIDS in Africa, Gap (PRODUCT) RED is a new, limited edition collection of clothing and accessories for men and women. The collection, which is rooted in Gap’s iconic product categories such as t-shirts, hoodies, jeans, tote bags and more, features items – each badged with subtle yet distinct details inspired by (RED).

Remember it’s the holidays - so extend courtesy when driving and shopping. Designate a driver. Take a moment to enjoy it all. Don’t forget to buy your furry friend a gift as well! Happy Holidays from GayPornSpace.

Thanks,
Mark

 

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The Long and Short of It …

December 3, 2006 …Penises. You gotta love ‘em. So what ARE the facts. I found a bunch of them that you should find both enlightening and entertaining!

SPRAY ON CONDOM …

There’s a German company that is developing a new “spray on” condom. Talk about custom fit! (Their site can be translated with BABELFISH.) According to their study - over 80% of men use condoms of the wrong size. And it’s not just length, it’s a thickness problem, and if you’re lucky, a big mushroom head!

They are looking for research subjects in Europe. I’d love to participate in THAT study! The device goes over the penis and sort of spray paints your penis with multiple jets in a even coat - like an auto-body shop. And yes, colors are planned! So you and your lover can add some interesting foreplay to sex… Drying time is fast. Creative applications could extend to the balls in rainbow effects. I can just see it now. Art exhibits, dramatic reveals from under cod pieces in the leather community. It’s a good thing when safe sex can be fun!

MORE THINGS PENIS … 

While we’re on the subject of our manhood, nawtythings.com has some GREAT information about our best friend. Let’s set a few things straight to begin. Penis size is measured on top from the pubic bone to the tip - not from under your balls. So while the entire world claims to have an 8″ cock, guess again. The exact average is 5.7″ - or more specifically, the average range is between 5.2″ and 6.4″. When flacid the average size is 3.5″. So stop feeling inferior and hang it proud. Trust me, the porn industry goes out of their way to find that 13% of the population with larger than average members. They’re not selling reality - it’s fantasy!

Here are some more very fun facts courtesy of nawtythings:

The Longest: 13 inches
The Smallest:  5/8 of an inch
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hour
All penises bend slightly to the left or right — there is no perfectly straight penis.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie!

UNDISCOVERED PORN STARS - SADDAM HUSSEIN?

Yes, it appears to be true. In his youth he apparantly appeared in up to 85 XXX gay films. his story is not unlike many others - he needed money to live and go to school. We had “Trucker Daddies”, they had “Camel Jockey’s”. It’s all good. You go Saddam. I bet he had a nice uncut cock. And imagine the hairy back!  Well - not my taste - but it’s hot that there’s something for everyone.

“Saddam’s acting in the picture is actually quite good,” al-Sabah notes. “One scene, in which he buries his face in a pillow and cries, is so touching you almost can forget you’re watching a low-budget sexploitation film.”

BRITNEY FLASHES THE WORLD …

This seems just perfect for an adminstration named “Bush”. After all that fuss about Janet Jacksons boob and Britney is showing off her pussy to the whole world. And I LOVE how Paris has her hand all over her leg -  you just know there’s some lesbian action going on in that rich world! Here’s a token look at just one picture and CLICK HERE to see the whole series. You go girl. You must be really pissed at KFED to do this. Maybe, if we’re lucky, he’ll show us all his cock - now THAT’S something high on my priority list! CLICK HERE to see all the pics.

SPEAKING OF DICKS - BUSH IS AT IT AGAIN …

On a final political note, we find that another thing Bush has been doing is giving all travelers “Terror Ratings”. This has been going on since 2002. Potential employers and government agencies - local AND foreign have access to this date. Everyone except you! You can’t contest it, nothing!

For more information on this outrageous act check out the AP service for “U.S. gov’t terror ratings draw outrage By MICHAEL J. SNIFFEN, Associated Press Writer” posted Dec 2.

You know, under his reign (and I use that word on purpose), we have become more like Nazi Germany. Since the fall of the Berlin wall, it appears that a total role reversal is in place. America is run based on fear and witch hunts. Pretty soon we will have travel with “papers” and be subject to search and seizure at any given moment. (This is already true in Los Angeles with the LAPD.)

“HOSTILE” TO DEBUT DEC 12 …

Director Roland Dane cast Buckshot Men Danny Roddick and Alex Chandler fresh from their appearances in HARD Studies and their star making roles in BOOT BLACK BLUES. COLT Studio Group head John Rutherford and director Roland Dane decided on Danny and Alex as the perfect team for this new venture. Their chemistry on screen (as well as off) made them a natural fit as the two American tourists with whom the audience must identify so closely with. Danny and Alex are surrounded by a supporting cast of some of the hunkiest men in Eastern Europe! You can find the sneak peak trailer at COLTblog.com.

FINALLY …

That about wraps things up for this week.  We’re in the midst of many changes here at GayPornSpace with loads of new surprises for 2007.  Make sure to check out the new Top 25, and the teaser on Lucas’ “La Dolce Vita”. Also make sure to check out our site review on YouLoveJack.com. This site rocks.

Keep visting us here, and tell your friends. Petey the pit bull is doing well - thanks to all who have contributed to his medical bills. He’s almost 100% better and ready for adoption. He is the 26th dog this year GPS has helped rescue. Get your shopping done early so you have time to spend with the ones you love. Spay or neuter your pet, and some of your relatives as well…

Thanks,
Mark

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